Important NFO4u2read :::
1. contact my lame ass one Deckers at 839-0942 or
phantom bbs at 8328325... meNatas
2. 1st interpenis release of alt-1...fuck me hard
L i T H i U M
LiTHiUM is now Natas
::: Yes, Jesus lost his computer, I changed my alias back from Flood to Natas
and everyone doing shit for Alt-1 is now on the Alt-1 Crew and not
LiTHiUM which is now a programming group once again. Well, not really
a group.
Jesus not having a computer means we have no VGA art for all you fucking
lamers out there. So tough shit. Tough shit for us because our lameness
level just went up a few notches. Shit.
::: More news, Sanitarium will be changing numbers soon...it will also be
adding itself to NocturnalNet...and we will have a dist. site in Mass.
called Temporary Insanity...a nice, good, happy BBS that dosent suck
shit like all 715 boardz.
Possibly more LD dist sites I hope...ahhhh...someday I too will be
ElItE and otherwise less-lame.
More HD space cumming 2 Sanitarium sometime soon I hope...I will also
try to get off my ass and do some ANSi for Ironhead...
::: We have some new writers...Opi and Gold One who are both excellent writers
in my opinion...
Alt-1 Members List
Natas Articles, Poetry, Editor, Coding, ANSi GFX, Disitribution, Organizing
Opi Poetry
Nomad Articles, Poetry
Gold One Stories, Poetry
Grimace Poetry
Big Bob Articles
LiTHiUM Member List
Natas Coding, ANSi GFX, Distribution, Organizing, Bad Musician
Big Bob Coding
Nomad Musician?
::: News flash :::
In case you were dead, unconcious, stoned, stupid, asleep, in a coma, in a
shelter for beating up your step dad, lost your computer, etc...for the last
few months you would have noticed :
a Forgotten Realms is down
b Someone is missing
c Issue 10 was 90 written by me
d Most LiTHiUM members have gone away or something
e Sanitarium is our new support BBS...
f Bob Wall is a lamer...as is Midnight, Bullwinkle, Neil Tennant, and Pioneer,
and Bunkmate of course...
So to put it in a nutshell : Im LiTHiUM.
Call Sanitarium at 715 835-0228...
To get new LiTHiUM and Alt-1 stuff of which there is very little since I am
the one making it and I have no time because I am totally busy with school,
women, women, women, school, school, women, being anywhere but home, sleeping,
sleeping, school, sleeping with women, being anywhere but home, partying,
sleeping alone, school, listening to music, being anywhere but home, school,
playing modfiles.
You get the idea.
Anyways, next issue of Alt-1 will be...when? I dont have a fucking clue...
as soon as we--er, I mean, I have enough material to release a full issue
I will. Expect some improvements reader-wise. Should be a little better
this time although I liked Issue 10 just as well. Also, no more lame LITHINFO
programs anymore I promise or at least I will write a real file display
program for them.
- Natas -
Features of coming Alt-1 :
Multiple interfaces just like a real diskmag
Did it.
Music playing to annoy you.
Done it.
Lots of fonts to chose from just like a real diskmag
Did it yesterday.
Actual articles maybe
Doin it tomorrow.
My fucking cock.
Do it.
Natass First Edition of Suckage will be available on local BBSes really
soon now...
Official LiTHiUM Lamer List 1 ::
5 stars possible for lameness....5 being most lame
Bob Wall - *****
Actual Quote from Big Badass Bobbo Boy :
Look at how similar the commands in Renegade and Telegard and Vision-X
all are to WWIV.
blam
Pioneer - ****
Those colorful metaphors make you look vulgar and immature.
Yeah, fuck you.
Neil Tennant - ***** 2 for annoying, 3 for stupidity
Actual quote from Kneel and Bob :
I saw Doom on a 386SX and it sucked but then I saw it on a 386DX
and it was a lot faster....boy those math coprocessors make a
difference.
No comment.
Bullwinkle - *****
I dont like you...so sue me for libel.
Midnight -
You dont even get a star bitch, I wont give you that much credit.
Why to call the Sanitarium :
14.4k modem
Vision-X not lame WWIV suckass ware
Latest mods, mod utils, composers, editors, trackers, demos, etc...
Me
LiTHiUM members...90 of us call...
Me
Nomad
LiTHiUM Dist. Site
Penis
Changes to BatteryACiD for Alt-10 :::
Re-wrote file viewer routines to be vastly less-lame
Re-wrote interface from scratch
Added flood effect routine
Added cool ending effect
Did smooth panning for transitions
Added VGA fade-ins and fade-outs
Switched to .ZIP file and use of PKUNZIP now instead of old no-compression
SFX routines I wrote eons ago.
Drew some new ANSi
16 background colors now for ANSi and shit...
Changes to BatteryACiD for Alt-11 :::
Got a .MOD player working using SHELLVT
Ripped a nice mod called The Full Deviation by Deviant of AudioScape
Hope he is not to embarassed that I ripped his mod for our mag.
Player causes some flickers in the panning routine...SHELLV wont play
with interrupts disabled... :
Wrote a quickie loader for SHELLVT and ALT-1...works good.
Re-did ANSi
Added another interface type, re-wrote old one a bit...
Added a couple more VGA fonts for you to play with
Figured out how raster bars work
::: Why the fuck is there an SFX inside a .ZIP file? :::
Some lame BBS upload checkers dont like the passworded .ZIP file that Alt-1
keeps its files in. This is tough shit for them but also tough shit for me
because itll nuke my uploads. So unless they have fucking neural nets in
their upload checkers the idea is that they wont find my .ZIP file naa naa
and you can get wonderful Alt-1 from BBSes with THDPRO and other lameness
upload checkers. Someday Im gonna write an upload checker much better than
THD-PRO...Someday...
That was written before I wrote UC which is as good as THDPRO and will
soon be far better... ModShel kicked the shit out of ModMan and UC will
kick the shit out of THDPRO...
Trent GIFs take up most of the space... but hes worth it
More articles/text in this issue than EVER before...
Possibly an SVGA GFX viewer in next issue...as soon as I get time and NFO
to do one...maybe a fakemode viewer from the XGY source I have...
Should fix interrupt masks so SHELLVT can play with all other IRQs masked.
Shit...gotta do that...
Used COMPACK on .EXE files for best compression...this caused crashes on some
computers but I really cant say I give a fuck.
Possible 3-D texture-mapped vector Virtual Reality interface with immersion
tank and multi-tasking, multi-threaded, 32-bit flat-mode Pentium
MACH-based X-Windows API compatible, SVGA 1280x1280x64bit color
graphics drivers and Display PostScript w/ emulation of all major
32-bit processors and operating systems and pre-emptive multi-tasking
and multi-user networking supporting all network types transparently
and MPEG/JPEG/Fractal image compression built-in with ADPCM compression
of sound handled on-the-fly and 16:1 disk-compression driver with
virtual-memory and virtual file system, TCP/IP extensions and support
for ESDI, SCSI, IDE, EIDE, MFM, RLL, all optical, opti-magneto, CD-ROM
and other devices, including Nintendo Game pad and U-Force.
As soon as I get the docs for the U-Force programming NFO I will be
able to release a beta of the OS...
Note : This file like Alt-1 will continue to get bigger each issue since I
am far to lazy to decide what to take out and there is no way in hell
I am going to god forbid revise anything...
To contact me for mail-trading, etc...send mail to :
5711 Redwood Drive
Chippewa Falls, WI
54729
Yeah, I know...Wisconsin...I know...I know...
I am interested in swapping anything you have...if you get my notion...
Demos, Mods, Trackers, Programming Utils, Borland C++ 4.0, Chicago, etc...
Eat My Dicktm
x 1 Nine Inch Nails : Pretty Hate Machine LP
x 2 Nine Inch Nails : Sin Single
x 3 Nine Inch Nails : Down In It Single
x 4 Nine Inch Nails : Head Like A Hole Single
x 5 Nine Inch Nails : Broken EP
x 6 Nine Inch Nails : Fixed EP
x 7 Nine Inch Nails : The Downward Spiral LP
x 8 Nine Inch Nails : March of the Pigs/1 Single
9 Nine Inch Nails : March of the Pigs/2 Single *Special order only*
10 Nine Inch Nails + Ministry : Supernaut Single
*Bootleg only, edited version by 1000 Homo DJs available*
If anyone has this I would kill for it...well...almost...no, I
guess I would...
x 11 The Crow Soundtrack Contains Dead Souls
1. contact my lame ass one Deckers at 839-0942 or
phantom bbs at 8328325... meNatas
2. 1st interpenis release of alt-1...fuck me hard
L i T H i U M
LiTHiUM is now Natas
::: Yes, Jesus lost his computer, I changed my alias back from Flood to Natas
and everyone doing shit for Alt-1 is now on the Alt-1 Crew and not
LiTHiUM which is now a programming group once again. Well, not really
a group.
Jesus not having a computer means we have no VGA art for all you fucking
lamers out there. So tough shit. Tough shit for us because our lameness
level just went up a few notches. Shit.
::: More news, Sanitarium will be changing numbers soon...it will also be
adding itself to NocturnalNet...and we will have a dist. site in Mass.
called Temporary Insanity...a nice, good, happy BBS that dosent suck
shit like all 715 boardz.
Possibly more LD dist sites I hope...ahhhh...someday I too will be
ElItE and otherwise less-lame.
More HD space cumming 2 Sanitarium sometime soon I hope...I will also
try to get off my ass and do some ANSi for Ironhead...
::: We have some new writers...Opi and Gold One who are both excellent writers
in my opinion...
Alt-1 Members List
Natas Articles, Poetry, Editor, Coding, ANSi GFX, Disitribution, Organizing
Opi Poetry
Nomad Articles, Poetry
Gold One Stories, Poetry
Grimace Poetry
Big Bob Articles
LiTHiUM Member List
Natas Coding, ANSi GFX, Distribution, Organizing, Bad Musician
Big Bob Coding
Nomad Musician?
::: News flash :::
In case you were dead, unconcious, stoned, stupid, asleep, in a coma, in a
shelter for beating up your step dad, lost your computer, etc...for the last
few months you would have noticed :
a Forgotten Realms is down
b Someone is missing
c Issue 10 was 90 written by me
d Most LiTHiUM members have gone away or something
e Sanitarium is our new support BBS...
f Bob Wall is a lamer...as is Midnight, Bullwinkle, Neil Tennant, and Pioneer,
and Bunkmate of course...
So to put it in a nutshell : Im LiTHiUM.
Call Sanitarium at 715 835-0228...
To get new LiTHiUM and Alt-1 stuff of which there is very little since I am
the one making it and I have no time because I am totally busy with school,
women, women, women, school, school, women, being anywhere but home, sleeping,
sleeping, school, sleeping with women, being anywhere but home, partying,
sleeping alone, school, listening to music, being anywhere but home, school,
playing modfiles.
You get the idea.
Anyways, next issue of Alt-1 will be...when? I dont have a fucking clue...
as soon as we--er, I mean, I have enough material to release a full issue
I will. Expect some improvements reader-wise. Should be a little better
this time although I liked Issue 10 just as well. Also, no more lame LITHINFO
programs anymore I promise or at least I will write a real file display
program for them.
- Natas -
Features of coming Alt-1 :
Multiple interfaces just like a real diskmag
Did it.
Music playing to annoy you.
Done it.
Lots of fonts to chose from just like a real diskmag
Did it yesterday.
Actual articles maybe
Doin it tomorrow.
My fucking cock.
Do it.
Natass First Edition of Suckage will be available on local BBSes really
soon now...
Official LiTHiUM Lamer List 1 ::
5 stars possible for lameness....5 being most lame
Bob Wall - *****
Actual Quote from Big Badass Bobbo Boy :
Look at how similar the commands in Renegade and Telegard and Vision-X
all are to WWIV.
blam
Pioneer - ****
Those colorful metaphors make you look vulgar and immature.
Yeah, fuck you.
Neil Tennant - ***** 2 for annoying, 3 for stupidity
Actual quote from Kneel and Bob :
I saw Doom on a 386SX and it sucked but then I saw it on a 386DX
and it was a lot faster....boy those math coprocessors make a
difference.
No comment.
Bullwinkle - *****
I dont like you...so sue me for libel.
Midnight -
You dont even get a star bitch, I wont give you that much credit.
Why to call the Sanitarium :
14.4k modem
Vision-X not lame WWIV suckass ware
Latest mods, mod utils, composers, editors, trackers, demos, etc...
Me
LiTHiUM members...90 of us call...
Me
Nomad
LiTHiUM Dist. Site
Penis
Changes to BatteryACiD for Alt-10 :::
Re-wrote file viewer routines to be vastly less-lame
Re-wrote interface from scratch
Added flood effect routine
Added cool ending effect
Did smooth panning for transitions
Added VGA fade-ins and fade-outs
Switched to .ZIP file and use of PKUNZIP now instead of old no-compression
SFX routines I wrote eons ago.
Drew some new ANSi
16 background colors now for ANSi and shit...
Changes to BatteryACiD for Alt-11 :::
Got a .MOD player working using SHELLVT
Ripped a nice mod called The Full Deviation by Deviant of AudioScape
Hope he is not to embarassed that I ripped his mod for our mag.
Player causes some flickers in the panning routine...SHELLV wont play
with interrupts disabled... :
Wrote a quickie loader for SHELLVT and ALT-1...works good.
Re-did ANSi
Added another interface type, re-wrote old one a bit...
Added a couple more VGA fonts for you to play with
Figured out how raster bars work
::: Why the fuck is there an SFX inside a .ZIP file? :::
Some lame BBS upload checkers dont like the passworded .ZIP file that Alt-1
keeps its files in. This is tough shit for them but also tough shit for me
because itll nuke my uploads. So unless they have fucking neural nets in
their upload checkers the idea is that they wont find my .ZIP file naa naa
and you can get wonderful Alt-1 from BBSes with THDPRO and other lameness
upload checkers. Someday Im gonna write an upload checker much better than
THD-PRO...Someday...
That was written before I wrote UC which is as good as THDPRO and will
soon be far better... ModShel kicked the shit out of ModMan and UC will
kick the shit out of THDPRO...
Trent GIFs take up most of the space... but hes worth it
More articles/text in this issue than EVER before...
Possibly an SVGA GFX viewer in next issue...as soon as I get time and NFO
to do one...maybe a fakemode viewer from the XGY source I have...
Should fix interrupt masks so SHELLVT can play with all other IRQs masked.
Shit...gotta do that...
Used COMPACK on .EXE files for best compression...this caused crashes on some
computers but I really cant say I give a fuck.
Possible 3-D texture-mapped vector Virtual Reality interface with immersion
tank and multi-tasking, multi-threaded, 32-bit flat-mode Pentium
MACH-based X-Windows API compatible, SVGA 1280x1280x64bit color
graphics drivers and Display PostScript w/ emulation of all major
32-bit processors and operating systems and pre-emptive multi-tasking
and multi-user networking supporting all network types transparently
and MPEG/JPEG/Fractal image compression built-in with ADPCM compression
of sound handled on-the-fly and 16:1 disk-compression driver with
virtual-memory and virtual file system, TCP/IP extensions and support
for ESDI, SCSI, IDE, EIDE, MFM, RLL, all optical, opti-magneto, CD-ROM
and other devices, including Nintendo Game pad and U-Force.
As soon as I get the docs for the U-Force programming NFO I will be
able to release a beta of the OS...
Note : This file like Alt-1 will continue to get bigger each issue since I
am far to lazy to decide what to take out and there is no way in hell
I am going to god forbid revise anything...
To contact me for mail-trading, etc...send mail to :
5711 Redwood Drive
Chippewa Falls, WI
54729
Yeah, I know...Wisconsin...I know...I know...
I am interested in swapping anything you have...if you get my notion...
Demos, Mods, Trackers, Programming Utils, Borland C++ 4.0, Chicago, etc...
Eat My Dicktm
x 1 Nine Inch Nails : Pretty Hate Machine LP
x 2 Nine Inch Nails : Sin Single
x 3 Nine Inch Nails : Down In It Single
x 4 Nine Inch Nails : Head Like A Hole Single
x 5 Nine Inch Nails : Broken EP
x 6 Nine Inch Nails : Fixed EP
x 7 Nine Inch Nails : The Downward Spiral LP
x 8 Nine Inch Nails : March of the Pigs/1 Single
9 Nine Inch Nails : March of the Pigs/2 Single *Special order only*
10 Nine Inch Nails + Ministry : Supernaut Single
*Bootleg only, edited version by 1000 Homo DJs available*
If anyone has this I would kill for it...well...almost...no, I
guess I would...
x 11 The Crow Soundtrack Contains Dead Souls
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