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I look better in real life - Internet lie since 52
But... uhm, the polaroid wasnt working right... yeah, thats it..
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rIGHT, bITCHOR!@
hello
by - mogel
fongu really sucks.
i hate to state the obvious, but just in case you were kicked in
the head one too many times, i wanted you to know.
there.
you can thank me later, fuckface.
- mogel
-----boyee fun fun more masturbation. yes yes--------------------mro-------
Forget baseball. Ive found a new pastime. I do it as much
as possible. I am pleased to say I am addicted to this
event. It rules my life. I am about to go to a WOA meeting,
but first...!@*!!!@, AHH Yea, Done. Now lets go to
the meeting...
*** MrOctober catfish@mail.ee.net has joined channel WOA
*** Topic for WOA: Wh4ckin oPH Anonymous
*** Topic for WOA set by WOA on Fri May 3 20:48:52 1996
*** Users on WOA: MrOctober @WOA
WOA Hello MrOctober, Welcome to WOA. The Channel for those
addicted to Wh4ckin oPH.
*** Wh4ck jack@whack.oph.univ.edu has joined channel WOA
WOA Hello Wh4ck, Welcome to WOA. The Channel for those
addicted to Wh4ckin oPH.
Wh4ck Sup??
MrOctober Sup dewds? I am a Wh4ckoholic :
Wh4ck I am too, MrO :
WOA Thats kewl guys, youve cum to the rite place :
WOA Fellas, tell me, where are some of the places you
masterbate?
MrOctober I wh4ck oPH in the shower, my bed, my parents
room, and once in the dog house
Wh4ck I masterbate in my room, the laundry room, at school,
and at my grandmas house
WOA MrO: Describe the time you wh4cked oPH in your dog house
MrOctober Well, once I was going to give my dog a bone, heh
no a milkbone : Anyways, I went into my dog house
and saw a neighbor sunbathing...The site of her
boobs popping outta her suit gawt to me..I had to :
WOA heh, Ive masterbated when I saw my neighbor in a
bathing suit before too :
WOA Wh4ck: Tell us about your time in the laundry room
Wh4ck OK, well once I went to the laundry room to get some
socks. Well, I spotted one of my moms bras. I
didnt kno my parents were that kinky. The bra was a
silky, see-thru, you know the kind men dream about
Wh4ck Anyways, I instantly gawt a stiffy when I saw it...I
put it on and after a while, I was finished. I didnt
have anything to wipe it oPH with and well you kno the
sox I went down to get...They were once again dirty :
WOA heh, thats kewl man
MrOctober wh0rd wh4ck :
WOA Have yall ever been cot?
MrOctober Yeah...once
Wh4ck nope never, I always make sure no one is around...If I
do it at skewl, I lock the restroom door
WOA MrO: How did you get cot?
MrOctober Well, I dont have a VCR in my room, and I was
incredibly horny that day...Well, lemme tell ya,
Rite before that I was watching Saved By the
Bell. Damn...Kelly was looking hot that day
WOA Yeah...Kellys awesome
MrOctober OK, so I reached under my mattress and gawt out my
porno...Candi Does Columbus and tewk a trip to
my parents room
MrOctober I began to wh4ck oPH and really started to get
into the grate flick, especially when Candi was
taken sum up the ass :
MrOctober I was getting ready to squirt, when I heard someone
comin up the stairs...I thot I was close to being
done, but apparently nawt...
MrOctober To my suprise my mom walked in. I was so
embarrassed All she said was Dammit, why are you
doing this shit in my room? I think she
understands how the teen, male hormones werk :
MrOctober Nuthin else was said...So I jest picked up my
drawers and went back to my room and tewk out my
February Issue of Mr. Pleasure...and I finished
what I had started in my parents room
WOA Yea all teenage guys wh4ck oPH :
WOA This meeting is coming to an end...Thank You all for
your time, have fun wh4ckin oPH tonite...Heres a little
souvenir to help you...
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WOA Bye Guys
MrOctober Bye, and thanx for the pic...Itll cum in handy
if you kno what I mean :
Wh4ck Bye :
*** Signoff MrOctober :DreaD: Wh4ckin oPH
--chink0rs can masturbate too-----------------------------------------3t-----
ewheat hey
digital hey
ewheat hey
digital hey
ewheat hey
digital hey
ewheat hey
digital allright.
ewheat hey
digital start now.
ewheat hey
digital uhm, stop.
ewheat hey
digital dAMMIT, STOP
ewheat hey
digital OkAY, YEW WANT ME TO SAY IT?
ewheat hey
digital aLLRIGHT, iLL SAY IT
ewheat hey
digital FINE, ILL SAY IT... EYE GOT A LItTLE DICK.
ewheat oh, okay woah i phear...
digital finally... allright.
digital gewd, phear mah kung-fu chinkor irc-haxor skillZ
*** digital is now known as LiuKang
LiuKang yayayayayayyayayayayayaya
* LiuKang pulls out his small chinese dick ... and does nunchuck shit wif it.
* LiuKang spins around and stuff or whatever and kicks ewheats head off with
+ the small chinese dick.
*** LiuKang is now known as digital
.--Whois------digital--- - -- -------- -- -
address : digital@millennium.stealth.net
ircname : Shrihari Pandit
channels : @nyc @EU-Opers @Chineseprostituteswhoscrubyourbacksfor
+tencentspheaR! @WIN95HACKERS
server : ircd.stealth.net ircd.stealth.net Stealth Communications, USA
operator : digital is an IrcOP
ewheat WOAH, EYE PHEAR THAT!@ YEW GOT THE ZERO DAY XXXKOMBAT.IRC?! I
+ PHEAR YEW NOW SHRIHARI-hARI-KIRI BOYEE!
digital huh?
ewheat are you chinese or indian or... whatever the fuck?
digital I AM NEITHER, I AM AMERICAN!@
ewheat African American?
digital AMERICAN DAMMIT.
ewheat uhm. Americans are white ppl. Are yEW WHITE?
digital IM AN AMERICAN!
ewheat YEAH, WORDUP! WORD TO DA HITLER PEEPLE!@
digital I dont like hitler.
ewheat dew you like Ho Chi Minh?
digital oh GOD YES, EYE GOT ZERO DAY PoRN OF HO CHI MINH! EYE GOT A
+ PHEARIOUS ONE WHERE HE HAS NOODLEZ ALL OVER HIS DICK, OH GOD, OH GOD!@
+ OH gOD
ewheat well, who cares, eye g0tz 0n3 where he has n00dlez uP hiS AZZ!@
+ yAY! PHEAR ME NoW!@
digital YOU HAVE THAT? OH MY GOD!@!@ EYE WILL GIVE MUH LEFT NUT FOR
+ THAT, PHeAR!@
ewheat eye will give yew the porn only if you give me a o:line.
digital uhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhh... let me think.
ewheat ooh ohoh you want that hot anus dontcha?
digital yEZ! eYE WANT IT!@ bUT laRZ wILL bEAT mY ASS IF I gIVE yEW
+ a o:line, sob sob
ewheat s0rry.
digital sigh its allright, when itz n0t 0-day anymore, yew hafta give
+ it to me, okay?
ewheat woah, okay, phear... but lewk at me now, phear my irc ninja skillz.
*** ewheat is now known as digchink
digchink HEY LEWK AT ME IM a CHINESE COCKSUCKER, PHEAR, LEWK AT ME. CHING
+ CHONG CHING ChoNG, WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA, I EAT RICE, PHEAr.
digital Not funny.
digchink WHAT? NO UNDERSTANDO ENGLISHSKI, EYE WANNA SOYBEANO AND DR PEPPER.
digital Not funny.
* digchink pulls out his small chinese whopper and does like... beating off
+stuff with it, aciddentally sprays the jizz in his eyeZ, phEER.
digital DAMMIT STOP THAT, THATS NOT FUNNY CRYING
digchink WOKKA WOKKA CHINK CHONG CHING, HIROSHIMA! WOKKA! A-BOMB, WOKKA!
digital IM TELLING YOU, STOP THAT, OR ILL HAVE MY MOMMY CALL YOUR MOMMY!
digchink MOMMY MOMMY WOKKA WOKKA!@
*** Signoff digchink Killed digital eYEM GONNA TELL MY MOMMY!!!
-- uhm... m0o?! -----------------------------------------------by spook----
ok guys.. ive writin a lot of funny stuff in the past for zines and mags,
but now its time for me to get serious and write about something that has
been troubling me and my friends for awhile now..
mad cows disease..
now now.. dont start laughing.. im very serious.. this virus affects all
of us in some way or another.. especially me and my fellow cow fucking
community.. yes thats write.. we are a big family... whether anyone admits
it or not.. we all fuck cows from time to time.. its ok to stay in the
closet.. but some of us choose to admit it...
I, spo0k, fuck cows..
there.. i feel much better... and now.. back to the article..
mad cows disease seems to be the aids of cows.. and yet the symptoms are so
much worse.. I would rather be dead than to have a shriveled little purple
dick like i have now.. yes mine is purple.. some turn green, some turn red,
mine is purple.. dont laugh at me.. im very sensitive about it..
mad cows disease was first introduced by good ol honest abe lincoln.. who
was the first president to openly fuck cows in the white house.. he came to
his medical staff complaining of a slight pain in the anus, as well as orange
urine and a small, shriveled, yellow dick... when asked about it later, abe
did admit that his dick was small, shriveled, and yellow before he started
fucking cows, but thats not important... doctors, finally diagnosing the
disease, wanted to call it the abe lincoln cow fucking disease, but later
shortened the name to mad cow disease...
now people, when you are fucking your cows.. please, PLEASE use a condom..
its the safest way to avoid this terrible disease.. for those of us myself
included who like to lick your cows anus repeatedly, i have found that you
can even put a condom on your tongue, and that keeps the disease out of your
body..
in closing i would like to say that everyone fucks their cow... its nothing
to be ashamed of, dont worry about it.. if you do it and you dont feel
right, its perfectly normal.. just remember.. everyone does it.. and PLEASE
for the love of god use condoms.. i dont want to spread this disease anymore
than it allready is..
thank you
spo0k
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sIR, eYE deW! lEMME tELL yEW a STORY. yEAH, yKNOW A STORY... LIKE THE
THREE liTTLE PIGS! gRR GRR eYE WANNA sUQ THE BIG BAD WOLFS DIXOR.. OH YeW
bIG BAD WOLF... oh HEHEHE, nEVERMIND. ANYWAYS oNE nIGHT EYE wUZ sMOKING cRAQ
aND THIS bIG NEGRO cAME BUH, hE haD an X ON hiS FOREHEAD, LIKE A HINdEW,
yKNOW? eYE sEZ...
me hEY huNNEY, wANNA dATE? aND wHY ARE yEW wEARINg uNDERWEAR oN yOUR
HEAD?! EYE HAVE NO UNDERWEAR BY THE WAY! tEEhEE!
muhlcom-x rUHLLY, yEW dONT? cAN I PLAY wITH YOU? WE CAN BE FRIENDS! MY
NAME IS LOU! wHATS YOURS! mY FAVORITE DRINK IS KEWL-AID! GRAPE!
me eYE tHOUGHT hE WUZ sOME pERVERTED cHRONIC sIcKO, bUT eYE DONUT CARE!
HONEY EYE CAN BE ANYONE YOU WANT, wHAt wOULD yOU LIKE to PLAY? mUH FAVORITE
DRINK iS YOU! tEEhEE!
lou I WANT TO PLAY DUCK DUCK AND GEWZE! ITS FUN! MY MOMMY AND I PLAY
THAT ALOT!
me HONEY, I LIKE THE GOOSE PaRT, lETZ pLAY! tEEHEE!
lou oH, bY tHE wAY, wHY DEW YOU HAVE aCID aBOVE yER HEAD? aND WHOS
tHIS kHzacid gUY? iS hE a NICE PERSON?
me h0n3y, 3y3m iN ACID, EYE dRAW FOR EM aND YES, kHZ iS NICE, HES MUH
pIMP.
lou oH, OKAY, lETS GO!
--------------?
aFTER THAT WEIRD TALK THINGY EYE HAD WIF HIM, WE WENT OVAH TO HIS
HOUSE AND HIS MOMMY WAS THERE! hOW kINKY! tEEHEE! wE sAT DOWN aND HE TOLD
HIS MOMMY ABOUT mE!
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lou mOMMY, LOOK EYE MET A NEW FRIEND, hER NAME IS hEWKER.
mom hOW niCE lOU, iS sHE yOUR pLAYMATE noW?
lou yeS, mOMMY! hEWKER, wHY DONTCHA tALK?
me tEEhEE, sO lOU tELLZ mE you GUYZ pLAY pHEARIOUS dUCK dUCK uND gEWZE?
mom wHY YES! ITS LOUS FAVORITE GAME!
me oH, eEZ tHAT SO? aLLRIGHT, lOU lETZ gO aND pLAY!@
lou bUH BUH MOMMEE *kISS kiSS*
mom bYE lOU *kISS kiSS*
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tHEN wE wENT tO HIS rOOM.... deRRRR...
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me hEY, wOULD yOU LIKE ME TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF, cmHERE eYEm wET fER YEW!
yEW aRE sO sEXY, cMhERE cOWBOY, rIDE mE lIkE a hORSIE
lou eEEW, gEWRLZ aRE gROSS!! eWWWWWWW!
me wELL, eH? eXCUSE ME?
lou tHEY aRE gROSS, eYE dONT lIKE sNATCHES. sNATCHES sTEAL pURSES aND sTUFF
sNATCHES aRE fOR mEAN pEOPlE!@
me wELL, eXCUSE mE, eYE DONT hAVE a sNATCH, EYE hAVE a dIXOR lIKE yEW dO.
sO, PHeAR!@!@
lou rEALLY? YOU DO?!@ YAY!!! WE CAN REALLY PLAY NOW!! YAY!!!!
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dEN eYE sHOWED hIM muH bIG THINGY
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lou wOW, tHAT reMINDS mE oF BIG bIRD!@
me mUH dICK lEWKS liKE a bIRD?!@5
lou nO, eeTZ tHE bIG PART, teE HEE HEE HEE!
me oH, dANKE yEW... wELL, lEMME sEE yERZ!@
lou wELL, EETZ noT mUCH, bUT hERE! lEWK aT eET.
me w04h, tHAt lEWKZ lIKE bERNIE aND eRNIE!@
lou muh... muH peNIZ iS oRANGE?
me nOE, sILLY, yEW hAVe tHAT lITTLE fUNNY hAIR oN tOP oF eETZ!
lou bAWLINg bUT eEZ tHAt gEWD oR bAD?
me eETZ okAY bUT yEW lEWK liKE a wEREwOLF wIF tHAT, h0 h0 h0!
lou aLLRIGHt, pHEar muH dIXOR eETz a wEREWOLF, pHEAr EETZ. gRR gRR gRR!!
me woAH, sETTLe dOWN tHERE, bIG gUY! dONT lET eETz bITE ME!
lou uH oH, sUMFtHINs WRONG! eETZ pULLING aWAY!
me hUH? yEW jERKED iT tEW mUCH dIDNT yEW?
lou nOE EYE DIDNT, eETZ fALLINg oFF!@5 aAAH AHHH AHhaHAHA AAAH AAAH!@
me aAAH AHAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!@!@
lou AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!@!@
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tHEN lOUS dIXOR juMPEd oFF hIS pELVIZ. eETz rAN arOUND tHE ROOM gROWLING
anD sTUFF. gRR gRR gRR gRR eYE wUZ fREAKING oUT. eET hAD tEETH aND sTUFF
iT sTARTEd tEW tALK aND STUFF
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lous dixor hI tHERE, eYem mISTAH wEREWOLF bERNIE aND eRNIE sCROTUM hEAD!
me wOAH, yEW aRe uGLY!
lou hEY, yER caLLING muH dICK uGLY?
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head hEy, eYEm nOT uGLY aND eYEm
NOT YER pENIS. i aM mUH oWN pENIS, pENISES hAVE rIGHTS tEW! EYEm sIXOR
oF yEW bEATINg mE aLL tHe tIME aND sTUFF. iT mUSt STOP! oR eYE wILL rUN
aWAY!@
lou oH, bOO hOO, eYem sO sAWRY! eYE wONT dEW iT agAIN!
me wOAH, lEWK aT tHAT. eETZ a taLKINg pENIS!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head yEZ, eYE tALK, aND eYe aLSO
dEW tHIZ! cmHERe yEW sEXY gUY, cmHERe! cMHER! kEWTCHIE kEW!
me hEy, wHATJOO dOING tEW mE noW?!@ nOE!@ gITTOR aWAY FROM mUH ANUZ!@
nOe!@ nOE!@ gITTOR aWAY!@ aAAHH!@ eETZ uP muH ANUS!@ gITTOR oUTTa
mUH aRSE!@! OUT OUT OUT!@ OUT oUT!@
lou woaH!@ eYEm gITTORING a boNER, oH wAIT, muH dIXOR iS nOT hERE, eETZ
rUNNINg aROUND, dAAAH!
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head pHEAr mEW!@ eYEm UP yER
aNUZ hOLE! gRR gRR!@ eeTZ wARM aND jEWICY iN hERE!@
me wHy, tHANK yEW, eYe wASH iT wITH mONISTAT sEVEN!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head wERd, eYE caN tELL, i JUST
lUB tHAt smOOTH sILKY fEELINg yER ANUZ gOT!
me wELL, tHANKS, cOULD yEW gITTOr oUT of muH AZZ tHEN?
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head gRR gRR. oKIE, bUH-bYE
mEESTUH hEWKER aNUZ hOLE.
lou hEy, yEW, GITTOR OUT oF HER aZZ, yEW STEWPOR FUXORHEAD!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head hEY?!@5 wHOJOO cALLING
sTEWPOR? oKAY, fINE tHATZ iT, eYEM lEAVING YOU!@
lou oKAY, fINE!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head fINE!@
lou fINE!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head fINE!@
lou fINE!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head fINE!@
lou fINE!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head uHm, yEW kNOW eYEM reALLY
lEAVINg, sO, uHM, lIkE bUH-bYE!@
lou fINE!@
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gUH, aND YEAH, aFTER THAT, lOU bECAME lIKE a dOCKTOR!@ hEZ oN pAGE 103 oF
dA aPRIL fEWLZ hUSTLER iZZUE... hEZ tHAT nERDY lEWKING gUY tHAT seLLZ THE
pENIZ ENLARGMENT pUMPZ, pHEAR!@ aND mE? uHm, yEAH, eYE fOLLOW mEESTUR
wEREWOLF bERNIE aND eRNIE scROTUM hEAD aLL aROUND dA wURLD aND sTUFF, eYE
hAVE mORE sTORIES oF hIM... bUT, mY moMMY sEZ iTS tIME fOR mE tEW gO tEW
bED, sO, uHM, gEEniGHT!@
to be continuted... in further issues of f0ngu... ph34ry
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- silly irchaxors... ----------------------------------------by thclone----
Capture file opened 21-Jun-1996 10:03p
.thclOne. So how long have jew been an ereet irc hax0r for?
.DrWizard. Im n0t full tyme irz haxor nymore
.thclOne. So you are part time eh?
.DrWizard. Yeah
.thclOne. Why not full time anymore?
.DrWizard. I was since 10 munthz ago, now i do haxing and stuph, no irc
haxing anymore...
.DrWizard. Ya see, a few months ago i was at this gay bar, Choices, and i
started talking to this guy Bill....We started a relationship
some anal sex here and there..i found out he was on irc too...
.DrWizard. His name on here is piker...dont tell anyone though...this is
private...well he learned that i had stolen a password file and
i got busted...i hate that silly little slut
.thclOne. So, what kind of haxor are you now?
.DrWizard. Well...i mostly hack heterosexual channels and take them over...
I also run the bot Habanero in gaysex...msg him hello some time
.thclOne. er.....ummmm...no
.thclOne. Well what the fuck is covin? You are in that group...What is it
a bunch of kid haxors?
.DrWizard. covin is just a name for a group i joined about 1 month after me
and piker broke up. I went back to Choices and met this cute
little hair dresser Darkfall..he introduced me to covin...they
are a homosexual oriented group so i joined. And we are not kids,
we are just a bunch of faggot haxors
.thclOne. ummmm...ok...whatever you say there flamer
.thclOne. So, like do you covin people ever get together and shit?
.DrWizard. Yeah, we mostly get together anally rape each other, stroll about
in dresses, and such each other cocks..
.thclOne. Why did you join?
.DrWizard. I wanted to be around more faggots on irc.
.thclOne. Wtf kind of name is covin?
.DrWizard. its easy silly c.o.v.i.n - cocks on victors inner nose
.thclOne. uhhh.....ok...who is victor?
.DrWizard. he is the leader, darkfall, aka victor
.thclOne. One last thing i just want you to know....
.thclOne. you are the biggest cock loving FAGGOT i have ever met...GO SMOKE
SOME MORE COCK WITH PIKER YOU STUPID FLAMER. I HOPE YOU GET AIDS
YOU FUCKING COCK-IN-ASS LOVING FAGGOT
.DrWizard. sniff...cry...
.DrWizard. you made me cry! sniff
*** DrWizard has left ereet.
.thclOne. flamer
Captured file closed 21-Jun-1996 10:21p
Before you read this. A personal friend of mine wrote this shortly before he
disappeared for awhile. Heres the deal. Fahrenheit had to give up his
computer priviligies because of bad grades and strict parents. I hope that he
returns someday, but seeing whats going on here... Hell, Id be AMAZED if he
even thinks of coming back. Fahrenheit... we miss you. Dont skip as much in
school next year. :
--+fAHRENHEIT+-------------------------------------------------------------
h0h0! wESTSIDE!@ dis is dat nigga fah kickin da actual factual wit ya
bout tha one thing we all dont talk about but we KNOW we do it ..MASTURBATION!
Yes, you heard me, right. I said MASTURBATIONThe word just flows off my tongue
like butter Just picture it, yer sittin at home on a Friday night chattin on
eye-are-see... some guy comes in and says, HeY i GoT THe NeWeST ACiD PaCK!
aNYoNe WaNT iT? THERES YOUR CHANCE!@ /m acidlama xdcc send 1 ! DAMN GINA!@
THE PACK IS 2 MEGS!@ What can I do while d/ling it!@? Hrmm, whats this dangly
thing between my legs? Hmm, when I touch these two ball like things it gets BIG
and BEEFY. eYE mOVE mY hAND uP iT aND iT fEELS oH sO goOD!@ dAMMIT! eYE jUST
jIZZED oN tHE kEYBOARD!@ SHIT HAPPENS! We all know weve done it, lets just
fucking ADMIT IT. Whenever I get connected to IRC I just get a big phat BONER
so I need to do SUMTHIN! My cat Fluffy aint around.. hrmm... I KNOW!@ I WILL
MASTURBATE! IT WORKS!@ Every single time Im on nta-nokturnal and I grab some
kiddy porn off of MikeySoft it gets me VERY excited.. hrmm.. /wi ewheat wTF!@?
uNKNOWN nICK!?@? shit.. i cant hot chat... i KNOW! yes you guessed it!@
MASTURBATION!@ Dont get mad at me for bringin attention to this subject.. You
know im only bein real... But BE WARNED!@ Masturbation causes your pubic hair
to fall off, I know from experience. And when Im showering after PE.. well..
sniff teenage boys can be so cruel... so if yer GONNA WACK IT!@ WEAR A
JACKET!@
- fahsturbator..
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Its been some time since fongu issue 2. I apologize for the delay,
been distracted a lot recently. I know, an apology doesnt solve everything,
so heres my offer for you to accept my apology... Ive bared my soul in the
last 2 fongus... the least I can do is... bare myself for you guys...
Man sniff you guys mean a lot to me...
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I look better in real life - Internet lie since 52
But... uhm, the polaroid wasnt working right... yeah, thats it..
yeah... dAMN poLAROID CAMERAZ!@ STEWPOR cHINKORZ, YEW cANT mAKE cAMERAZ
rIGHT, bITCHOR!@
hello
by - mogel
fongu really sucks.
i hate to state the obvious, but just in case you were kicked in
the head one too many times, i wanted you to know.
there.
you can thank me later, fuckface.
- mogel
-----boyee fun fun more masturbation. yes yes--------------------mro-------
Forget baseball. Ive found a new pastime. I do it as much
as possible. I am pleased to say I am addicted to this
event. It rules my life. I am about to go to a WOA meeting,
but first...!@*!!!@, AHH Yea, Done. Now lets go to
the meeting...
*** MrOctober catfish@mail.ee.net has joined channel WOA
*** Topic for WOA: Wh4ckin oPH Anonymous
*** Topic for WOA set by WOA on Fri May 3 20:48:52 1996
*** Users on WOA: MrOctober @WOA
WOA Hello MrOctober, Welcome to WOA. The Channel for those
addicted to Wh4ckin oPH.
*** Wh4ck jack@whack.oph.univ.edu has joined channel WOA
WOA Hello Wh4ck, Welcome to WOA. The Channel for those
addicted to Wh4ckin oPH.
Wh4ck Sup??
MrOctober Sup dewds? I am a Wh4ckoholic :
Wh4ck I am too, MrO :
WOA Thats kewl guys, youve cum to the rite place :
WOA Fellas, tell me, where are some of the places you
masterbate?
MrOctober I wh4ck oPH in the shower, my bed, my parents
room, and once in the dog house
Wh4ck I masterbate in my room, the laundry room, at school,
and at my grandmas house
WOA MrO: Describe the time you wh4cked oPH in your dog house
MrOctober Well, once I was going to give my dog a bone, heh
no a milkbone : Anyways, I went into my dog house
and saw a neighbor sunbathing...The site of her
boobs popping outta her suit gawt to me..I had to :
WOA heh, Ive masterbated when I saw my neighbor in a
bathing suit before too :
WOA Wh4ck: Tell us about your time in the laundry room
Wh4ck OK, well once I went to the laundry room to get some
socks. Well, I spotted one of my moms bras. I
didnt kno my parents were that kinky. The bra was a
silky, see-thru, you know the kind men dream about
Wh4ck Anyways, I instantly gawt a stiffy when I saw it...I
put it on and after a while, I was finished. I didnt
have anything to wipe it oPH with and well you kno the
sox I went down to get...They were once again dirty :
WOA heh, thats kewl man
MrOctober wh0rd wh4ck :
WOA Have yall ever been cot?
MrOctober Yeah...once
Wh4ck nope never, I always make sure no one is around...If I
do it at skewl, I lock the restroom door
WOA MrO: How did you get cot?
MrOctober Well, I dont have a VCR in my room, and I was
incredibly horny that day...Well, lemme tell ya,
Rite before that I was watching Saved By the
Bell. Damn...Kelly was looking hot that day
WOA Yeah...Kellys awesome
MrOctober OK, so I reached under my mattress and gawt out my
porno...Candi Does Columbus and tewk a trip to
my parents room
MrOctober I began to wh4ck oPH and really started to get
into the grate flick, especially when Candi was
taken sum up the ass :
MrOctober I was getting ready to squirt, when I heard someone
comin up the stairs...I thot I was close to being
done, but apparently nawt...
MrOctober To my suprise my mom walked in. I was so
embarrassed All she said was Dammit, why are you
doing this shit in my room? I think she
understands how the teen, male hormones werk :
MrOctober Nuthin else was said...So I jest picked up my
drawers and went back to my room and tewk out my
February Issue of Mr. Pleasure...and I finished
what I had started in my parents room
WOA Yea all teenage guys wh4ck oPH :
WOA This meeting is coming to an end...Thank You all for
your time, have fun wh4ckin oPH tonite...Heres a little
souvenir to help you...
*** DCC SEND BigBOOBS.gif 1169 request received from WOA
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*** DCC GET:BigBOOBS.gif from WOA completed 0.0009766 kb/sec
WOA Bye Guys
MrOctober Bye, and thanx for the pic...Itll cum in handy
if you kno what I mean :
Wh4ck Bye :
*** Signoff MrOctober :DreaD: Wh4ckin oPH
--chink0rs can masturbate too-----------------------------------------3t-----
ewheat hey
digital hey
ewheat hey
digital hey
ewheat hey
digital hey
ewheat hey
digital allright.
ewheat hey
digital start now.
ewheat hey
digital uhm, stop.
ewheat hey
digital dAMMIT, STOP
ewheat hey
digital OkAY, YEW WANT ME TO SAY IT?
ewheat hey
digital aLLRIGHT, iLL SAY IT
ewheat hey
digital FINE, ILL SAY IT... EYE GOT A LItTLE DICK.
ewheat oh, okay woah i phear...
digital finally... allright.
digital gewd, phear mah kung-fu chinkor irc-haxor skillZ
*** digital is now known as LiuKang
LiuKang yayayayayayyayayayayayaya
* LiuKang pulls out his small chinese dick ... and does nunchuck shit wif it.
* LiuKang spins around and stuff or whatever and kicks ewheats head off with
+ the small chinese dick.
*** LiuKang is now known as digital
.--Whois------digital--- - -- -------- -- -
address : digital@millennium.stealth.net
ircname : Shrihari Pandit
channels : @nyc @EU-Opers @Chineseprostituteswhoscrubyourbacksfor
+tencentspheaR! @WIN95HACKERS
server : ircd.stealth.net ircd.stealth.net Stealth Communications, USA
operator : digital is an IrcOP
ewheat WOAH, EYE PHEAR THAT!@ YEW GOT THE ZERO DAY XXXKOMBAT.IRC?! I
+ PHEAR YEW NOW SHRIHARI-hARI-KIRI BOYEE!
digital huh?
ewheat are you chinese or indian or... whatever the fuck?
digital I AM NEITHER, I AM AMERICAN!@
ewheat African American?
digital AMERICAN DAMMIT.
ewheat uhm. Americans are white ppl. Are yEW WHITE?
digital IM AN AMERICAN!
ewheat YEAH, WORDUP! WORD TO DA HITLER PEEPLE!@
digital I dont like hitler.
ewheat dew you like Ho Chi Minh?
digital oh GOD YES, EYE GOT ZERO DAY PoRN OF HO CHI MINH! EYE GOT A
+ PHEARIOUS ONE WHERE HE HAS NOODLEZ ALL OVER HIS DICK, OH GOD, OH GOD!@
+ OH gOD
ewheat well, who cares, eye g0tz 0n3 where he has n00dlez uP hiS AZZ!@
+ yAY! PHEAR ME NoW!@
digital YOU HAVE THAT? OH MY GOD!@!@ EYE WILL GIVE MUH LEFT NUT FOR
+ THAT, PHeAR!@
ewheat eye will give yew the porn only if you give me a o:line.
digital uhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhh... let me think.
ewheat ooh ohoh you want that hot anus dontcha?
digital yEZ! eYE WANT IT!@ bUT laRZ wILL bEAT mY ASS IF I gIVE yEW
+ a o:line, sob sob
ewheat s0rry.
digital sigh its allright, when itz n0t 0-day anymore, yew hafta give
+ it to me, okay?
ewheat woah, okay, phear... but lewk at me now, phear my irc ninja skillz.
*** ewheat is now known as digchink
digchink HEY LEWK AT ME IM a CHINESE COCKSUCKER, PHEAR, LEWK AT ME. CHING
+ CHONG CHING ChoNG, WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA, I EAT RICE, PHEAr.
digital Not funny.
digchink WHAT? NO UNDERSTANDO ENGLISHSKI, EYE WANNA SOYBEANO AND DR PEPPER.
digital Not funny.
* digchink pulls out his small chinese whopper and does like... beating off
+stuff with it, aciddentally sprays the jizz in his eyeZ, phEER.
digital DAMMIT STOP THAT, THATS NOT FUNNY CRYING
digchink WOKKA WOKKA CHINK CHONG CHING, HIROSHIMA! WOKKA! A-BOMB, WOKKA!
digital IM TELLING YOU, STOP THAT, OR ILL HAVE MY MOMMY CALL YOUR MOMMY!
digchink MOMMY MOMMY WOKKA WOKKA!@
*** Signoff digchink Killed digital eYEM GONNA TELL MY MOMMY!!!
-- uhm... m0o?! -----------------------------------------------by spook----
ok guys.. ive writin a lot of funny stuff in the past for zines and mags,
but now its time for me to get serious and write about something that has
been troubling me and my friends for awhile now..
mad cows disease..
now now.. dont start laughing.. im very serious.. this virus affects all
of us in some way or another.. especially me and my fellow cow fucking
community.. yes thats write.. we are a big family... whether anyone admits
it or not.. we all fuck cows from time to time.. its ok to stay in the
closet.. but some of us choose to admit it...
I, spo0k, fuck cows..
there.. i feel much better... and now.. back to the article..
mad cows disease seems to be the aids of cows.. and yet the symptoms are so
much worse.. I would rather be dead than to have a shriveled little purple
dick like i have now.. yes mine is purple.. some turn green, some turn red,
mine is purple.. dont laugh at me.. im very sensitive about it..
mad cows disease was first introduced by good ol honest abe lincoln.. who
was the first president to openly fuck cows in the white house.. he came to
his medical staff complaining of a slight pain in the anus, as well as orange
urine and a small, shriveled, yellow dick... when asked about it later, abe
did admit that his dick was small, shriveled, and yellow before he started
fucking cows, but thats not important... doctors, finally diagnosing the
disease, wanted to call it the abe lincoln cow fucking disease, but later
shortened the name to mad cow disease...
now people, when you are fucking your cows.. please, PLEASE use a condom..
its the safest way to avoid this terrible disease.. for those of us myself
included who like to lick your cows anus repeatedly, i have found that you
can even put a condom on your tongue, and that keeps the disease out of your
body..
in closing i would like to say that everyone fucks their cow... its nothing
to be ashamed of, dont worry about it.. if you do it and you dont feel
right, its perfectly normal.. just remember.. everyone does it.. and PLEASE
for the love of god use condoms.. i dont want to spread this disease anymore
than it allready is..
thank you
spo0k
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HEAD?! EYE HAVE NO UNDERWEAR BY THE WAY! tEEhEE!
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NAME IS LOU! wHATS YOURS! mY FAVORITE DRINK IS KEWL-AID! GRAPE!
me eYE tHOUGHT hE WUZ sOME pERVERTED cHRONIC sIcKO, bUT eYE DONUT CARE!
HONEY EYE CAN BE ANYONE YOU WANT, wHAt wOULD yOU LIKE to PLAY? mUH FAVORITE
DRINK iS YOU! tEEhEE!
lou I WANT TO PLAY DUCK DUCK AND GEWZE! ITS FUN! MY MOMMY AND I PLAY
THAT ALOT!
me HONEY, I LIKE THE GOOSE PaRT, lETZ pLAY! tEEHEE!
lou oH, bY tHE wAY, wHY DEW YOU HAVE aCID aBOVE yER HEAD? aND WHOS
tHIS kHzacid gUY? iS hE a NICE PERSON?
me h0n3y, 3y3m iN ACID, EYE dRAW FOR EM aND YES, kHZ iS NICE, HES MUH
pIMP.
lou oH, OKAY, lETS GO!
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aFTER THAT WEIRD TALK THINGY EYE HAD WIF HIM, WE WENT OVAH TO HIS
HOUSE AND HIS MOMMY WAS THERE! hOW kINKY! tEEHEE! wE sAT DOWN aND HE TOLD
HIS MOMMY ABOUT mE!
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lou mOMMY, LOOK EYE MET A NEW FRIEND, hER NAME IS hEWKER.
mom hOW niCE lOU, iS sHE yOUR pLAYMATE noW?
lou yeS, mOMMY! hEWKER, wHY DONTCHA tALK?
me tEEhEE, sO lOU tELLZ mE you GUYZ pLAY pHEARIOUS dUCK dUCK uND gEWZE?
mom wHY YES! ITS LOUS FAVORITE GAME!
me oH, eEZ tHAT SO? aLLRIGHT, lOU lETZ gO aND pLAY!@
lou bUH BUH MOMMEE *kISS kiSS*
mom bYE lOU *kISS kiSS*
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tHEN wE wENT tO HIS rOOM.... deRRRR...
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me hEY, wOULD yOU LIKE ME TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF, cmHERE eYEm wET fER YEW!
yEW aRE sO sEXY, cMhERE cOWBOY, rIDE mE lIkE a hORSIE
lou eEEW, gEWRLZ aRE gROSS!! eWWWWWWW!
me wELL, eH? eXCUSE ME?
lou tHEY aRE gROSS, eYE dONT lIKE sNATCHES. sNATCHES sTEAL pURSES aND sTUFF
sNATCHES aRE fOR mEAN pEOPlE!@
me wELL, eXCUSE mE, eYE DONT hAVE a sNATCH, EYE hAVE a dIXOR lIKE yEW dO.
sO, PHeAR!@!@
lou rEALLY? YOU DO?!@ YAY!!! WE CAN REALLY PLAY NOW!! YAY!!!!
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dEN eYE sHOWED hIM muH bIG THINGY
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lou wOW, tHAT reMINDS mE oF BIG bIRD!@
me mUH dICK lEWKS liKE a bIRD?!@5
lou nO, eeTZ tHE bIG PART, teE HEE HEE HEE!
me oH, dANKE yEW... wELL, lEMME sEE yERZ!@
lou wELL, EETZ noT mUCH, bUT hERE! lEWK aT eET.
me w04h, tHAt lEWKZ lIKE bERNIE aND eRNIE!@
lou muh... muH peNIZ iS oRANGE?
me nOE, sILLY, yEW hAVe tHAT lITTLE fUNNY hAIR oN tOP oF eETZ!
lou bAWLINg bUT eEZ tHAt gEWD oR bAD?
me eETZ okAY bUT yEW lEWK liKE a wEREwOLF wIF tHAT, h0 h0 h0!
lou aLLRIGHt, pHEar muH dIXOR eETz a wEREWOLF, pHEAr EETZ. gRR gRR gRR!!
me woAH, sETTLe dOWN tHERE, bIG gUY! dONT lET eETz bITE ME!
lou uH oH, sUMFtHINs WRONG! eETZ pULLING aWAY!
me hUH? yEW jERKED iT tEW mUCH dIDNT yEW?
lou nOE EYE DIDNT, eETZ fALLINg oFF!@5 aAAH AHHH AHhaHAHA AAAH AAAH!@
me aAAH AHAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!@!@
lou AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!@!@
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tHEN lOUS dIXOR juMPEd oFF hIS pELVIZ. eETz rAN arOUND tHE ROOM gROWLING
anD sTUFF. gRR gRR gRR gRR eYE wUZ fREAKING oUT. eET hAD tEETH aND sTUFF
iT sTARTEd tEW tALK aND STUFF
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lous dixor hI tHERE, eYem mISTAH wEREWOLF bERNIE aND eRNIE sCROTUM hEAD!
me wOAH, yEW aRe uGLY!
lou hEY, yER caLLING muH dICK uGLY?
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head hEy, eYEm nOT uGLY aND eYEm
NOT YER pENIS. i aM mUH oWN pENIS, pENISES hAVE rIGHTS tEW! EYEm sIXOR
oF yEW bEATINg mE aLL tHe tIME aND sTUFF. iT mUSt STOP! oR eYE wILL rUN
aWAY!@
lou oH, bOO hOO, eYem sO sAWRY! eYE wONT dEW iT agAIN!
me wOAH, lEWK aT tHAT. eETZ a taLKINg pENIS!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head yEZ, eYE tALK, aND eYe aLSO
dEW tHIZ! cmHERe yEW sEXY gUY, cmHERe! cMHER! kEWTCHIE kEW!
me hEy, wHATJOO dOING tEW mE noW?!@ nOE!@ gITTOR aWAY FROM mUH ANUZ!@
nOe!@ nOE!@ gITTOR aWAY!@ aAAHH!@ eETZ uP muH ANUS!@ gITTOR oUTTa
mUH aRSE!@! OUT OUT OUT!@ OUT oUT!@
lou woaH!@ eYEm gITTORING a boNER, oH wAIT, muH dIXOR iS nOT hERE, eETZ
rUNNINg aROUND, dAAAH!
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head pHEAr mEW!@ eYEm UP yER
aNUZ hOLE! gRR gRR!@ eeTZ wARM aND jEWICY iN hERE!@
me wHy, tHANK yEW, eYe wASH iT wITH mONISTAT sEVEN!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head wERd, eYE caN tELL, i JUST
lUB tHAt smOOTH sILKY fEELINg yER ANUZ gOT!
me wELL, tHANKS, cOULD yEW gITTOr oUT of muH AZZ tHEN?
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head gRR gRR. oKIE, bUH-bYE
mEESTUH hEWKER aNUZ hOLE.
lou hEy, yEW, GITTOR OUT oF HER aZZ, yEW STEWPOR FUXORHEAD!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head hEY?!@5 wHOJOO cALLING
sTEWPOR? oKAY, fINE tHATZ iT, eYEM lEAVING YOU!@
lou oKAY, fINE!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head fINE!@
lou fINE!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head fINE!@
lou fINE!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head fINE!@
lou fINE!@
Mister Werewolf Bernie and Ernie Scrotum Head uHm, yEW kNOW eYEM reALLY
lEAVINg, sO, uHM, lIkE bUH-bYE!@
lou fINE!@
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gUH, aND YEAH, aFTER THAT, lOU bECAME lIKE a dOCKTOR!@ hEZ oN pAGE 103 oF
dA aPRIL fEWLZ hUSTLER iZZUE... hEZ tHAT nERDY lEWKING gUY tHAT seLLZ THE
pENIZ ENLARGMENT pUMPZ, pHEAR!@ aND mE? uHm, yEAH, eYE fOLLOW mEESTUR
wEREWOLF bERNIE aND eRNIE scROTUM hEAD aLL aROUND dA wURLD aND sTUFF, eYE
hAVE mORE sTORIES oF hIM... bUT, mY moMMY sEZ iTS tIME fOR mE tEW gO tEW
bED, sO, uHM, gEEniGHT!@
to be continuted... in further issues of f0ngu... ph34ry
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- silly irchaxors... ----------------------------------------by thclone----
Capture file opened 21-Jun-1996 10:03p
.thclOne. So how long have jew been an ereet irc hax0r for?
.DrWizard. Im n0t full tyme irz haxor nymore
.thclOne. So you are part time eh?
.DrWizard. Yeah
.thclOne. Why not full time anymore?
.DrWizard. I was since 10 munthz ago, now i do haxing and stuph, no irc
haxing anymore...
.DrWizard. Ya see, a few months ago i was at this gay bar, Choices, and i
started talking to this guy Bill....We started a relationship
some anal sex here and there..i found out he was on irc too...
.DrWizard. His name on here is piker...dont tell anyone though...this is
private...well he learned that i had stolen a password file and
i got busted...i hate that silly little slut
.thclOne. So, what kind of haxor are you now?
.DrWizard. Well...i mostly hack heterosexual channels and take them over...
I also run the bot Habanero in gaysex...msg him hello some time
.thclOne. er.....ummmm...no
.thclOne. Well what the fuck is covin? You are in that group...What is it
a bunch of kid haxors?
.DrWizard. covin is just a name for a group i joined about 1 month after me
and piker broke up. I went back to Choices and met this cute
little hair dresser Darkfall..he introduced me to covin...they
are a homosexual oriented group so i joined. And we are not kids,
we are just a bunch of faggot haxors
.thclOne. ummmm...ok...whatever you say there flamer
.thclOne. So, like do you covin people ever get together and shit?
.DrWizard. Yeah, we mostly get together anally rape each other, stroll about
in dresses, and such each other cocks..
.thclOne. Why did you join?
.DrWizard. I wanted to be around more faggots on irc.
.thclOne. Wtf kind of name is covin?
.DrWizard. its easy silly c.o.v.i.n - cocks on victors inner nose
.thclOne. uhhh.....ok...who is victor?
.DrWizard. he is the leader, darkfall, aka victor
.thclOne. One last thing i just want you to know....
.thclOne. you are the biggest cock loving FAGGOT i have ever met...GO SMOKE
SOME MORE COCK WITH PIKER YOU STUPID FLAMER. I HOPE YOU GET AIDS
YOU FUCKING COCK-IN-ASS LOVING FAGGOT
.DrWizard. sniff...cry...
.DrWizard. you made me cry! sniff
*** DrWizard has left ereet.
.thclOne. flamer
Captured file closed 21-Jun-1996 10:21p
Before you read this. A personal friend of mine wrote this shortly before he
disappeared for awhile. Heres the deal. Fahrenheit had to give up his
computer priviligies because of bad grades and strict parents. I hope that he
returns someday, but seeing whats going on here... Hell, Id be AMAZED if he
even thinks of coming back. Fahrenheit... we miss you. Dont skip as much in
school next year. :
--+fAHRENHEIT+-------------------------------------------------------------
h0h0! wESTSIDE!@ dis is dat nigga fah kickin da actual factual wit ya
bout tha one thing we all dont talk about but we KNOW we do it ..MASTURBATION!
Yes, you heard me, right. I said MASTURBATIONThe word just flows off my tongue
like butter Just picture it, yer sittin at home on a Friday night chattin on
eye-are-see... some guy comes in and says, HeY i GoT THe NeWeST ACiD PaCK!
aNYoNe WaNT iT? THERES YOUR CHANCE!@ /m acidlama xdcc send 1 ! DAMN GINA!@
THE PACK IS 2 MEGS!@ What can I do while d/ling it!@? Hrmm, whats this dangly
thing between my legs? Hmm, when I touch these two ball like things it gets BIG
and BEEFY. eYE mOVE mY hAND uP iT aND iT fEELS oH sO goOD!@ dAMMIT! eYE jUST
jIZZED oN tHE kEYBOARD!@ SHIT HAPPENS! We all know weve done it, lets just
fucking ADMIT IT. Whenever I get connected to IRC I just get a big phat BONER
so I need to do SUMTHIN! My cat Fluffy aint around.. hrmm... I KNOW!@ I WILL
MASTURBATE! IT WORKS!@ Every single time Im on nta-nokturnal and I grab some
kiddy porn off of MikeySoft it gets me VERY excited.. hrmm.. /wi ewheat wTF!@?
uNKNOWN nICK!?@? shit.. i cant hot chat... i KNOW! yes you guessed it!@
MASTURBATION!@ Dont get mad at me for bringin attention to this subject.. You
know im only bein real... But BE WARNED!@ Masturbation causes your pubic hair
to fall off, I know from experience. And when Im showering after PE.. well..
sniff teenage boys can be so cruel... so if yer GONNA WACK IT!@ WEAR A
JACKET!@
- fahsturbator..
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