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14730mPresent day
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4730mI miss the old days when people actually talked to each other instead
4037m
4730m of wasting their time on the internet. facebook is just a bunch of idiots
4037m
4730mcomplaining. sigh.
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4730m Gutter E-mag Article by Filth
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4730m TWO THINGS, MOTHER FUCKER:
4037m
4730m
4037m
4730m You have no concept of what the internet is.
4037m
4730m
4037m
4730m And its not facebook that sucks, its YOUR facebook that sucks.
4037m
4730m
4037m
4730m
4730m
4730m Understand: the people who rain on your facebook parade that make you
4730m hate it so much are people on this list that you have and maintain.
4730m That lists name is called friends.
4730m
4730m Youre basically saying to the people on your friends list that, thanks
4730m to them, EVERY ONE OF THEM, you hate facebook. That its because of them
4730m your facebook experience sucks. That ultimately leads you to hating the
4730m entire internet.
4730m
4730m Its like throwing a party at your place and inviting these people over.
4730m Once they arrive you just rip into them and tell them that its THEIR
4730m fault your party sucks.
4730m
4730m
4730m You make this place seem so bad I wonder why you arent getting busy
4730m by going online and just taking care of this problem you seem to have.
4730m By your mindless outlook you should be telling people on facebook:
4730m
4730m Hey, Jim, that I work with, fuck you for ruining facebook for me!
4730m OMG AUNT BECKY! You ruined everything!!
4730m /Dude you worked with a long time ago but are still friends with and
4730m its kinda awkard/
4730m
4730m The internet has been so dumbed down that it basically looks like
4730m a bunch of hamsters in one of those hamster tube adventure sets that
4730m kids beg their parents for. The kids picture setting this up and watching
4730m all the hamsters gleefully spend their days crawling around in their
4730m little tubes and such. Then they get it home and the hamsters basically
4730m break it down to this:
4730m Theres no way in hell we do that sort of stuff.
4730m We wish people would stop buying us and putting
4730m us in these. Were an animal that doesnt want to
4730m to do that. The hamsters you see on the box died
4730m in that adventure coffin. So please leave us sit
4730m silently in this box of pencil shavings.
4730m
4730m
4730m So, after about 48 hours the kid gets bored poking the hamsters with
4730m one of those grey and white robotic grabby claws and immediatelly
4730m loses interest forever.
4730m
4730m The parents wonder how long until theyre flushing it down the
4730m toilet.
4730m
14730m
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134mSELFY: POTRAIT OF A SERIAL MORON
4235m
44m
14632m
4730m Your Friend
4037m
14436m
4331m
4433m
4632m
14730m
14730mPresent day
41m
143m
4433m
4234m
4730mI miss the old days when people actually talked to each other instead
4037m
4730m of wasting their time on the internet. facebook is just a bunch of idiots
4037m
4730mcomplaining. sigh.
4037m
14730m
14730m
14730mLike
14730mComment
14730mShare
14730m
047m
40m
14730m
14730m
047m
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136m
4730m Gutter E-mag Article by Filth
4037m
136m
14730m
14730mPresent day
136m
4730m
4730m TWO THINGS, MOTHER FUCKER:
4037m
4730m
4037m
4730m You have no concept of what the internet is.
4037m
4730m
4037m
4730m And its not facebook that sucks, its YOUR facebook that sucks.
4037m
4730m
4037m
4730m
4730m
4730m Understand: the people who rain on your facebook parade that make you
4730m hate it so much are people on this list that you have and maintain.
4730m That lists name is called friends.
4730m
4730m Youre basically saying to the people on your friends list that, thanks
4730m to them, EVERY ONE OF THEM, you hate facebook. That its because of them
4730m your facebook experience sucks. That ultimately leads you to hating the
4730m entire internet.
4730m
4730m Its like throwing a party at your place and inviting these people over.
4730m Once they arrive you just rip into them and tell them that its THEIR
4730m fault your party sucks.
4730m
4730m
4730m You make this place seem so bad I wonder why you arent getting busy
4730m by going online and just taking care of this problem you seem to have.
4730m By your mindless outlook you should be telling people on facebook:
4730m
4730m Hey, Jim, that I work with, fuck you for ruining facebook for me!
4730m OMG AUNT BECKY! You ruined everything!!
4730m /Dude you worked with a long time ago but are still friends with and
4730m its kinda awkard/
4730m
4730m The internet has been so dumbed down that it basically looks like
4730m a bunch of hamsters in one of those hamster tube adventure sets that
4730m kids beg their parents for. The kids picture setting this up and watching
4730m all the hamsters gleefully spend their days crawling around in their
4730m little tubes and such. Then they get it home and the hamsters basically
4730m break it down to this:
4730m Theres no way in hell we do that sort of stuff.
4730m We wish people would stop buying us and putting
4730m us in these. Were an animal that doesnt want to
4730m to do that. The hamsters you see on the box died
4730m in that adventure coffin. So please leave us sit
4730m silently in this box of pencil shavings.
4730m
4730m
4730m So, after about 48 hours the kid gets bored poking the hamsters with
4730m one of those grey and white robotic grabby claws and immediatelly
4730m loses interest forever.
4730m
4730m The parents wonder how long until theyre flushing it down the
4730m toilet.
4730m
14730m
14730m
14730mLike
14730mComment
14730mShare
14730m
047m
40m
14730m
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