Lost in the translation, quotes file.
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<nM4NCEr> zero81: You're just an antisocial little weasel of a man. It's
  ok. I still love you.
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<blk_jack> A lot of people on irc, are on irc because of that.
<blk_jack> Bitterness.
<blk_jack> Or as a result from something they're bitter about.
<konami> i'm on irc to get head
<konami> COME ON!@# BITE ME
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<blk_jack> (:) BitchX:
           zerohour.is.butter.fucking.idiot.who.loves.jesus.christ.nws.net
   is christ.nws.net (209.90.136.67)
<blk_jack> cool
<zero81> uhm.
<zero81> BUTTER FUCKING?
<zero81> ARE FUCKING LIVING IN MEDIEVAL TIMES HERE? BUTTER FUCKING?
<zero81> YOU
<zero81> FUCKING
<zero81> ASSHOLE
<zero81> #@!
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<blk_jack> His eye is kinda fucked
<blk_jack> :)
<blk_jack> The right eye
<polygone> you always find ways to ruin the ascii :)
<polygone> fuck the eye
<blk_jack> I'd fuck the socket
<blk_jack> But not the eyeball itself.
<teskoSOLO> ok
<teskoSOLO> did i miss something?
<teskoSOLO> socket fucking is back in style?
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<[intense]> fuck off, get a life you little loser
<rippa> oh, so while you're telling me to get a life, what are you
        doing?
<rippa> clubbing at the same time as typing? i think not, loser
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[msg([rusty])] I heard something about him & little 15 year old girls.
[msg([rusty])] *shrug*
[msg([rusty])] Oh, ok.
[msg([rusty])] So tum's not a pedophile?
(:) *message([rusty][priya@rts9p9.xyp.rpi.edu]) well, he liked this 15
  year old girl but even i thought she looked good, she looks a
  lot older though
[msg([rusty])] Whoa, I totally made that 15 year old girl thing up.. Sweet
               Jesus Christ!
(:) *message([rusty][priya@rts9p9.xyp.rpi.edu]) dont worry, she rejected
  him, so i dont think he will go to prision
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<tribal> i don't even bother downloading CIA Packs anymore
<tribal> its like.. copy c:\packs\cia53 c:\packs\cia54
<tribal> WOAH. NEW PACK
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<whirr81> holy christ do they look dumbm.
<whirr81> dumb.
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(:) *message(rippa[~rippa_@ppp189-as1-Melbourne.alphalink.com.au]) is
    disco a euro?
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<nM4NCEr> So like.. this morning, for the first time in 19 years, I'm
          zipping up my pants, right?
<nM4NCEr> And *BOOM*
<nM4NCEr> MOTHER FUCK
<nM4NCEr> Penis caught in zipper.
<nM4NCEr> Wasn't watching.
<nM4NCEr> Wasn't paying attention.
<nM4NCEr> Now I have a fucking band-aid on my wee wee.
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<necronite> the best thing about fucking a 12 year old girl is
    once you're done you can flip her over and pretend she's a 12
    year old boy
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<necronite> the worst part about fucking an 8 year old girl is cleaning
    the blood off of your clown suit
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<zstar`81> i would like a girl who is smart but agrees with me and thinks
    like me.
<tum> zstar, well she couldnt be that smart if she thought like you
<zstar`81> .tum.. (bad joke sound effect)
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<polygon-> We dont pray
<tribal> polygon - ih
<tribal> polygon - oh. you don't?
<blk_jack> I bet a lot of israelis pray
<polygon-> No, I dont
<blk_jack> Psylock's just a young rebel jew.
<polygon-> blk_jack, yes. the one we throw stones at
<blk_jack> Stones
<blk_jack> ?
<blk_jack> !@?$
<blk_jack> You stone the praying jews?
<blk_jack> Oh myy god!
<tribal> elad - you throw stones?!@
<polygon-> No.
<blk_jack> Israel must be horrible.
<polygon-> Damn, I cant explain
<polygon-> No, its not horrible at all
(:) nem_ throws a stone at elad
<tribal> "Forgive me father for i have sinn*SMACK* AHHHHHHH MY BRAIN"
<polygon-> tribal, ow no
<blk_jack> It's like, you accidently kneel down to tie your shoe, and
   *BAM*, there's like, 10 teen jews around you, throwing biig
   rocks at you.
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<polygon-> once i beated the shit out of a kid. because he threw a stone
   at me
<polygon-> I wont sit and get stones over my head
<tribal> elad is a dangerous killing machine.
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<polygon-> מה ג'ניק
<polygon-> החיים טובים ?
<nem_> oooh, encreypted
<blk_jack> Dude.
<blk_jack> That's not encrypted.
<blk_jack> That's hebrew.
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<chex> vol- do you know... that there are hundreds... thousands of
       companies in america... whose sole purpose is to make money to fund
       arab actions against israel...
<chex> vol- i should know... cuz i work for one of them...
<volastyle> chex : whats your full name and address :)
<chex> not that i think the towel heads i work for are any better than
       *.il ppl...
<volastyle> chex : i realy want to send you, ahhh a gift
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<whirr81> mCee`kaes: you have a bad hookup for q2. :)
<mCee`kaes> whirr, no shit.
<mCee`kaes> im at like. 56k, on a p300 and i get like 1000 pings.
<whirr81> coughaolcough.
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<blk_jack> Holy shit
<blk_jack> Look at Hiro
<blk_jack> He looks like the biggest pothead there
<blk_jack> Heh
<zh> NEWS FLASH, HE IS.
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<volatile_> jeff i hope its your car keys that i'm feeling
<blk_jack> DUDE, IT'S NOT
<blk_jack> IT'S MY PENIS
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<[wk]> wish i had a sister
<[wk]> :>>
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<injektilo> ewww.. alanis morrisette
<injektilo> i'd fuck her tho
<hIRO-81> if a;anis morrisette showed up on my front door and said she
  wanted my hot love muscle i'ld tell her to get her heroin-junkie
          pathetic-rhyming ass off my property before i busted her upside
  the head
<whirr81> hIRO-81: AMEN BROTHER!
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<n0b0dy > did you guys know holger is a virgin?
<n0b0dy > heh
<n0b0dy > =P~
<geniusMMC> shut the fuck up playa:P
<geniusMMC> habs doch gewusst:)
- [#mimic!mode] geniusMMC set: [+b *!*nobody@dialin1071.odn.de]
- [#mimic!kick] geniusMMC kicked n0b0dy([one(reason)]: banned)
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<zerohour> i'm hung like a pimple, yo.
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<biogen> blk_jack: kristan had a bigger spotlight than me joining remorse
 man =)
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<volatile_> dj troy, april 98, check your policy, out in singel by
    phonocall and volatile hamster records =)
<thecadet> Volatile Hamster?
<thecadet> are you trying to tell us something?
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<WHIRR81> all i can say is this:   www.realdoll.com
<WHIRR81> and for all you wildlife fans: www.realhamster.com
<hOlocaust> brb
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<SuperNami> somebody send me the prelude conduct pack
<cat-dog> i think it's prelude productions.. but wait.. the member list
  makes it look like a army regimine
<blk_jack> Prelude Studios!
<cat-dog> oh yuea
<cat-dog> not productions..
<aeternam> prelude enterprise (c)
<cat-dog> its a studio that runs like a army
<aeternam> with sergeants and soldiers, aiming for world domination
<aeternam> THEY'RE NAZIS!
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<konami> i'm having some sailor moon pasta
<blk_jack> Please be joking.
<konami> the sailor moon shapes make it taste better
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<prst> my gf asked me to call him when i come home. and when i call him
       "he says "stop it"" .. hes mad at me again.
<blk_jaMMC> him?
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<offsetMMC> I had to log it, because I was gonna put it on my porn bbs site
<tesko> porn bbs?
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<hir0> rm: this wheel of fortune site is slower than posk...
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<whirr81> don't tell anyone, but i'm actually satan.
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<whirr81> must...urinate...and...not...drench...giant...testicle...
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<Rh4dini> I just made $313.00 from ClickTrade
<Rh4dini> banners rule
<sudiphed> Rh4dini: you run a pornsite or something?
<Rh4dini> sudiphed: Artpacks.acid.org
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<ZombLead> cat-dog
<cat-dog> hi zomblead, i dont know you
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<kaeslogic> Fruity Pebbles, Blueberry Morning, Raisin Bran, Raisin Branc
            Crunch, or Frosted Flakes.
<blk_jack> Then there's my favorite
<kaeslogic> Double Frosted Mini Wheats are up there too.
<blk_jack> "TR IS GAY" cereal
<kaeslogic> yes, tr is gay.
<kaeslogic> they havelittle marshmallows of tr taking it up the ass.
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<whirr81> i wonder what i should get jessica for her birthday.
<whirr81> it's her first birthday.
<whirr81> what's good for a one year old?
<blk_jack> whirr81: porn
<hir0> whirr: handguns
<blk_jack> whirr81: cigarettes
<hir0> handguns are the gift that keep on giving..
<hir0> ..especially at school..
<whirr81> i wonder if i could find a child-sized trenchcoat.
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<b1ogen> msg g0at op iamthebest
<b1ogen> aRGH! craaaap.
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<emok81> euro, it's like calling someone nigger.
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(kriginal ) don't make me make you making us upset
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<markryder> israeli army? isn't that just some nickname they've got for
            "terrorists" ?
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<martz> say bj
<blk_jack> Yo?
<martz> is tesko still in mimic ?
<blk_jack> Nope :)
++ martz grins
<martz> HEY BITCH
<martz> YOU READY FOR SOME BIG PLUS MOTHERFUCKING B ?
<martz> <teskos> jEAH, jOO gNOE mEE!@#!@#!@#
++ <mode #ascii:martz> +b *!*aphro@*.renc.igs.net
++ <kick #ascii:teskos) kicked by martz (.#:hamsteR. x- oWNED)
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<fah> and he was all like, "dude, it's okay. I don't question my
      sexuality. I'm straight so it's okay"
<fah> and I was like, "no, you just touched my ass."
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<blk_jack> gaaaaay
<blk_jack> barrrrrrrr
<rw1> you want to go to a gay bar??  what??
<rw1> :)
<blk_jack> yes, yes I do.
<blk_jack> I'm a homosexual.
<blk_jack> Didn't you know?!
<Dr_Freeze> i suspected
<mydknight> that's absurd.
<blk_jack> myd is right.
<blk_jack> I'm not really gay.
<mydknight> no, i mean dr_freeze suspecting you.
<mydknight> you hide it very well.
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<markryder> black: you coming over later?
<blk_jack> markryder: Sure, what color panties should I wear?
<markryder> black: take the pink latex ones!
<markryder> black: i'll hook up DEEP THROAT
<markryder> black: we'll have a party.
<markryder> black: let's sneak up on the 12 year old boy next door and
            "surprise assfuck" him again, that was fun.'
<markryder> black: all that screaming for his daddy, he was just trying to
            play hard to get.
<whirr81> "SUPRISE!  HAPPY FUCKDAY TIMMY!"
<markryder> black: i think he enjoyed it.
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