. The . . The .
. trax .
. Drinking Game .
beta 0.1
The Rules
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Objective : To get drunk using a variety of drinking techniques and
equipment.
Apparatus : You will need
i One six-pack or crate of lager, stout or
other beer.
ii One bottle of spirit, preferably something
you wont want to spit out in disgust.
Suggestions include:
Jack Daniels
Southern Comfort
Other Whisky/Bourbon
Ouzo
Vermouth
Archers
or whatever else you like.
iii As a contingency plan a bucket could be
used to avoid accidental expectoration
or leakage.
iv Access to an IRC client . . .
Gameplay
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First it is neccesary to connect to an anothernet server such as:
irc.neato.org
or
sunrise.ca.us.another.net
after connecting, identify with nickserv and proceed to /join trax.
Once in trax shout I fucking hate nickserv, to announce the start of
competition.
It is now that the fun starts. In order to play the game, remember to
have your drink beside you or under the table if youre in college
and keep you eyes peeled. Cancel all DCCs and do not d/load anything,
there is a chance youll miss something if youre not paying full
attention. While chatting with your favourite IRC buds, discussing
philosophies, Star Wars and other religions you have to keep an eye out
for the following, and drink accordingly:
Level One One swig of beer
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Swig if anyone says:
w00p including chanserv
IT
FT2
Cubic double the dose if someone says it rules...
Microsoft double if someone says, Microsoft dont suck
Necros
WAVE
PM
GUS double if someone says they prefer the AWE32
Kosmic
**** sucks double if **** is a kosmic member
elite double if the person isnt talking about warez
Is Basehead Idle? triple measure if Basehead isnt actually idle
craq
werd gargle the measure if its a different form
e.g. word, whirred etc.
hahehaehaehe double measure if its Draggy, visit toilet
if its draggyscript
Level Two One shot of spirits
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Gulp shot if anyone says:
rox
interpolation
juarez double if they dont get the piss taken out
of them
warez double if they actually get the warez,
trouble-free
pr0n take up nose if insulting someones mum
KFMF half measure if its a complaint about
something thats been ordered
coders
topic that measure and a half if it actually gets topicd
Mod Edit half measure if the person says it is what they
grew up with
Screamtracker
leet double measure if spelt 1337
*kick*
Type ** xdcc tsend 1 double measure if you get the file within
half an hour
That topic sucks drink without using hands if this gets made
the topic
GUS PNP double measure using weak hand if theyre
not complaining about it
sup
any elite analogue synth double measure if they actualy own it
hornet
Ive been lagged
for five minutes double measure using straw if theyve actually
missed anything
Level Three one shot of spirits, one gulp of beer
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Drink readily if anyone says:
ansi drink them both together if they arent
insulting the ansi scene
pr000t
Digitracker or other
obscure tracker.
If someone gets kicked
by nickserv double the spirit if they dont insult nickserv
the instant they rejoin trax
If someone echoes a
Ryan quote to the screen double beer if its not just an elaborate
insult
cheese
catch that goblin double all measures if its Skaven
Level Four gargantuan mouthful of beer, constant drink of spirits until
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Poison yourself if anyone mentions:
SB16
Keefa-Z-
spaz.com
They are at a party.
Theyve just got a record deal . . .
Hints:
In most IRC clients mIRC, Pirch etc it is possible to highlight certain
words and beep when they appear. Simply copy the list of keywords into
the appropriate box and you can play the game easily, even when on the
verge of unconciousness! w00p!
Well that be it... Any suggestions/improvements to the trax drinking
game can be sent to Keefa-Z- at keefa@disposable.com . . .