--title----------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk 33: sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan.
--another boring header------------------------------------------------------
Yb .dP
l dP
s .P
s .P.ss.
P sss
,s YsY sY
--bewm-----------------------------------------------------------------------
well, maybe you liked it, maybe you didnt. its just a header. you
shouldnt be downloading y0lk just for the neat asciis. well... then again,
maybe you should. theres not much to depend on in the writing.
--aww------------------------------------------------------------------------
well, here i am again. its creed. its been a long day. i spent
most of it on the computer, as i do on every sunday. i just got y0lk 32 from
bedlam, it was very good. and i packaged it and everything, just now, but
erebus is busy... so i cant get it to hooch right away.
so here i am, writing a y0lk for lack of anything better to do. sorry.
heres something monumental for y0lk: we were mentioned somewhere! yes, i just
finished reading chemical chocolate 2, which was surprisingly good-- in a tiny
little section, juke said this:
since that guy at y0lk does this every issue, i thought id share my day with
yall.
well im excited. y0lk actually has an impact on the zine scene, i
guess. maybe someday ill be known as creed instead of that guy at y0lk.
w0o!
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
just about every avid y0lk fan i know has come to me and somehow
mentioned the first few issues of y0lk, in an extremely derogatory manner. i
just thought id comment on this.
thank you! i mean... i know they suck, ive read them myself, and they
are just IMPOSSIBLE to read. they REEK. but saying hey creed, the first few
issues of y0lk really suck! implies, somewhat, that recent issues of y0lk have
NOT sucked. hip hop hooray. so if you happen to notice yourself how much the
first few issues sucked, please let me know.
--nift-----------------------------------------------------------------------
well, heres where i stop running over current events and let you
perverts have a peek into my social life. and here it is.
i think im seriously going out of my mind. i wander around the halls
at school, approaching people and saying one of these three things:
hail satan!
i love you.
im gay.
...and i dont know why. just, impulses. they hit me and make me say
things. i WANT to be hated. and to add to this, ive been approaching other
men... and kissing them. im out of my fucking mind.
--thats not funny, creed----------------------------------------------------
i know it isnt. i dunno... i know y0lk is supposed to be a humor
zine... but id like my issues to be a bit different. like, i used to watch
sitcoms a lot, like when i was 10 years old... and i didnt laugh at any of the
jokes, but i loved them. i knew the morals were cheesy, and they, essentially,
sucked... but i loved them. something about it. maybe just hearing stories,
pointless as they may be.
im not a very funny person. i know i make people laugh... most of my
friends attribute me as the funny guy and like me just because im funny...
but i actually have zero sense of humor. i dont laugh at anything. i guess
im just sharp on knowing exactly what makes people chuckle. heh, i dunno. i
just dont translate that into my writing.
SATAN.
--still not funny------------------------------------------------------------
perhaps youd like to see some ascii artwork. i was bored, so i made
this:
ssss. l
l
l l
l l ssss l
l l l l l
shrug. i was in the holiday spirit. i was just thinking about that
ascii, so... blah.
--day in review, please------------------------------------------------------
hah! never. i wont be stereotyped... predicted... anticipated...
and i suppose a day in review is what one would most expect out of a creed
issue. so... fuck you!
--bah------------------------------------------------------------------------
just one last thing before i go. i bought an old urge overkill album
on saturday, and it was very good. exit the dragon was its title. so there.
that album has my worthless seal of approval.
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan. creed
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera. woog.
mindcrime is an official y0lk member.
y0lk 33: sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan.
--another boring header------------------------------------------------------
Yb .dP
l dP
s .P
s .P.ss.
P sss
,s YsY sY
--bewm-----------------------------------------------------------------------
well, maybe you liked it, maybe you didnt. its just a header. you
shouldnt be downloading y0lk just for the neat asciis. well... then again,
maybe you should. theres not much to depend on in the writing.
--aww------------------------------------------------------------------------
well, here i am again. its creed. its been a long day. i spent
most of it on the computer, as i do on every sunday. i just got y0lk 32 from
bedlam, it was very good. and i packaged it and everything, just now, but
erebus is busy... so i cant get it to hooch right away.
so here i am, writing a y0lk for lack of anything better to do. sorry.
heres something monumental for y0lk: we were mentioned somewhere! yes, i just
finished reading chemical chocolate 2, which was surprisingly good-- in a tiny
little section, juke said this:
since that guy at y0lk does this every issue, i thought id share my day with
yall.
well im excited. y0lk actually has an impact on the zine scene, i
guess. maybe someday ill be known as creed instead of that guy at y0lk.
w0o!
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
just about every avid y0lk fan i know has come to me and somehow
mentioned the first few issues of y0lk, in an extremely derogatory manner. i
just thought id comment on this.
thank you! i mean... i know they suck, ive read them myself, and they
are just IMPOSSIBLE to read. they REEK. but saying hey creed, the first few
issues of y0lk really suck! implies, somewhat, that recent issues of y0lk have
NOT sucked. hip hop hooray. so if you happen to notice yourself how much the
first few issues sucked, please let me know.
--nift-----------------------------------------------------------------------
well, heres where i stop running over current events and let you
perverts have a peek into my social life. and here it is.
i think im seriously going out of my mind. i wander around the halls
at school, approaching people and saying one of these three things:
hail satan!
i love you.
im gay.
...and i dont know why. just, impulses. they hit me and make me say
things. i WANT to be hated. and to add to this, ive been approaching other
men... and kissing them. im out of my fucking mind.
--thats not funny, creed----------------------------------------------------
i know it isnt. i dunno... i know y0lk is supposed to be a humor
zine... but id like my issues to be a bit different. like, i used to watch
sitcoms a lot, like when i was 10 years old... and i didnt laugh at any of the
jokes, but i loved them. i knew the morals were cheesy, and they, essentially,
sucked... but i loved them. something about it. maybe just hearing stories,
pointless as they may be.
im not a very funny person. i know i make people laugh... most of my
friends attribute me as the funny guy and like me just because im funny...
but i actually have zero sense of humor. i dont laugh at anything. i guess
im just sharp on knowing exactly what makes people chuckle. heh, i dunno. i
just dont translate that into my writing.
SATAN.
--still not funny------------------------------------------------------------
perhaps youd like to see some ascii artwork. i was bored, so i made
this:
ssss. l
l
l l
l l ssss l
l l l l l
shrug. i was in the holiday spirit. i was just thinking about that
ascii, so... blah.
--day in review, please------------------------------------------------------
hah! never. i wont be stereotyped... predicted... anticipated...
and i suppose a day in review is what one would most expect out of a creed
issue. so... fuck you!
--bah------------------------------------------------------------------------
just one last thing before i go. i bought an old urge overkill album
on saturday, and it was very good. exit the dragon was its title. so there.
that album has my worthless seal of approval.
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan. creed
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera. woog.
mindcrime is an official y0lk member.
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