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y0lk 52: ode to my feet
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a a n a r c h i s t o d i u m a
well. y0lk again. uhm, i was in an airport lounge in tokyo for 9
hours today... big flight delay. but luckily, i had my trusty laptop with me
and i was feeling heroic, so here are some of the results of my boredom.
--p0etriez-------------------------------------------------------------------
stuff in my room 1: mug
in my room,
on my bookshelf,
lies a legend.
an idol.
a miracle.
it is a soda can
i bought it at school
but i didnt drink it.
i wasnt thirsty
so i just brought it home.
and put it on my bookshelf.
it is a can of mug root beer.
i like mug.
spelled backwards, it is gum.
spelled inside-out, it is ugm.
go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog!
that was a palindrome.
i used to buy a can of mug every day at school
around 2:00pm.
but it caught on
and everyone started doing it.
so i stopped
because i heard somewhere that being trendy was bad.
everyone knows about my can of mug.
as i said,
it is a legend.
some people worship it, i think.
if you rearrange the letters in axl rose
you get oral sex
the mug has been there
for a long time.
it has probably expired
and if i drink it, i may die.
but itd sure as hell be worth it.
does mug expire? i do not know.
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
stuff in my room 2: the penny.
in my room,
in a bag in the closet,
lies a penny.
a giant penny.
its really big.
its just plain huge, man.
its about a foot in diameter,
or something like that.
i dont know.
im not good with measuring.
or estimating.
oh, well.
i think
my parents bought it for me
a long time ago.
they were on vacation somewhere.
maybe arizona,
i forget.
i like the penny.
it is big and you can see abraham lincoln
really close-up and stuff.
my dad has an indian-head giant penny.
i want it.
i wish he would give it to me so i could have two giant pennies.
well,
i dunno.
theres not much to say.
all i know
is that the penny is really big.
youll have to take my word for it.
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
stuff in my room 3: those airline thingies.
in my room,
in a cabinet by the computer,
lies two really cool thingies.
theyre really cool.
there are two of them.
and theyre really cool.
you know those thingies
that the guys hold on the runway
to guide airplanes in?
theyre like two big flashlights
with red cones on the end.
well, thats what they are. theyre really cool.
i take them with me whenever i go out.
but i never go out,
so they dont get much exercise.
but i dont think they care
because they dont complain much.
theyre too cool for that.
one time i took them to school
and guided the other students
into the lunchline
and then directed traffic in the halls.
then jeremy hoovenaar took one
and pretended he was darth vader.
and a few months ago
i went to a play at my friend joshs school
the play sucked
but afterwards,
i went outside and directed traffic.
people thought i was a real traffic-director guy.
they say lufthansa on them
because my parents got them for me
from lufthansa airlines.
if lufthansa airlines gives these things away,
they must rule.
ive never flown lufthansa.
anyway,
i like the little airline thingies.
they are my favorite toys.
theyre really cool.
i like them.
theyre really cool.
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave creed
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
y0lk 52: ode to my feet
,aaa, ,aa, ,aa4aa44a, y0lk. ,aa, ,aa,
l4ll aa l4ll aa y0lk. aa aa l4al 4
x 4aaa aa xx 4aaa aa xx y0lk. xx aa x aa x aXa4 a xx
a44 4 a44 ,4 y0lk. 4 4 l4l
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XX44aaa y0lk. write for the zine. join the net. aaa44XX
a4l l4a
a a n a r c h i s t o d i u m a
well. y0lk again. uhm, i was in an airport lounge in tokyo for 9
hours today... big flight delay. but luckily, i had my trusty laptop with me
and i was feeling heroic, so here are some of the results of my boredom.
--p0etriez-------------------------------------------------------------------
stuff in my room 1: mug
in my room,
on my bookshelf,
lies a legend.
an idol.
a miracle.
it is a soda can
i bought it at school
but i didnt drink it.
i wasnt thirsty
so i just brought it home.
and put it on my bookshelf.
it is a can of mug root beer.
i like mug.
spelled backwards, it is gum.
spelled inside-out, it is ugm.
go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog!
that was a palindrome.
i used to buy a can of mug every day at school
around 2:00pm.
but it caught on
and everyone started doing it.
so i stopped
because i heard somewhere that being trendy was bad.
everyone knows about my can of mug.
as i said,
it is a legend.
some people worship it, i think.
if you rearrange the letters in axl rose
you get oral sex
the mug has been there
for a long time.
it has probably expired
and if i drink it, i may die.
but itd sure as hell be worth it.
does mug expire? i do not know.
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
stuff in my room 2: the penny.
in my room,
in a bag in the closet,
lies a penny.
a giant penny.
its really big.
its just plain huge, man.
its about a foot in diameter,
or something like that.
i dont know.
im not good with measuring.
or estimating.
oh, well.
i think
my parents bought it for me
a long time ago.
they were on vacation somewhere.
maybe arizona,
i forget.
i like the penny.
it is big and you can see abraham lincoln
really close-up and stuff.
my dad has an indian-head giant penny.
i want it.
i wish he would give it to me so i could have two giant pennies.
well,
i dunno.
theres not much to say.
all i know
is that the penny is really big.
youll have to take my word for it.
--w0o------------------------------------------------------------------------
stuff in my room 3: those airline thingies.
in my room,
in a cabinet by the computer,
lies two really cool thingies.
theyre really cool.
there are two of them.
and theyre really cool.
you know those thingies
that the guys hold on the runway
to guide airplanes in?
theyre like two big flashlights
with red cones on the end.
well, thats what they are. theyre really cool.
i take them with me whenever i go out.
but i never go out,
so they dont get much exercise.
but i dont think they care
because they dont complain much.
theyre too cool for that.
one time i took them to school
and guided the other students
into the lunchline
and then directed traffic in the halls.
then jeremy hoovenaar took one
and pretended he was darth vader.
and a few months ago
i went to a play at my friend joshs school
the play sucked
but afterwards,
i went outside and directed traffic.
people thought i was a real traffic-director guy.
they say lufthansa on them
because my parents got them for me
from lufthansa airlines.
if lufthansa airlines gives these things away,
they must rule.
ive never flown lufthansa.
anyway,
i like the little airline thingies.
they are my favorite toys.
theyre really cool.
i like them.
theyre really cool.
--index----------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave creed
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
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