my place, or yours?
submitted by - mercuri
dinner at my house, to me, is the most dreaded part of the day. my
dad has this silly notion in his head that he is funny. he constantly
bombards me with jokes trying to earn my respect or something, not sure.
every night, it never fails, the conversation goes something like this
hey jay.. whats up?
nothing much...
at this point, if the TVs not on, i insist its goes on to break the
silence.
ow!@ god! thats hot! i say...
you always cook it to hot.. hun! exclaims my father which is the
truth
while i let the food cool off, my dad tries for some more winning
conversation...
anything happen at school today?
nope.
he knows that is always the answer, because if i told him what
happened, hed probably fall into a state of shock.. thats how he is...
one time i told him about a fight there was in school, man, what a mistake,
I was there answering questions for another half-hour.
Now that the rites of the table have passed, food has cooled, school
questions ask.. this is what happened today.
mmm.. hun, this is great! dad
and its good for you, too! mom
its salmon loaf, smells like crap, i wont touch it.
you should have some, jay!
thats okay, if my nose doesnt trust it, my stomach wont.
oh.. cmon, put some catsup on it! mask the smell! dad
thats disgusting. me
it was a joke! you never laugh at my jokes! dad
say something funny, and ill laugh. me
you used to laugh at my jokes. dad
they used to be funny. me
no really though, you should try this catsup, its delicious! dad
give me a glass. me sarcastically.
what kind of catsup is this honey? dad
heinz. mom
get it more often. dad
we get it all the time. mom
we must have got a good batch this time! dadc says proudly
i cant beleive it! he doesnt laugh at my jokes! he tells my
mother happily...
looks at me hes not laughing! dad
ITS NOT FUNNY! me
all of what you have seen? loop it. loop it five to ten more times,
and thats our conversation, we go back and forth, forth and back.
--notes----------------------------------------------------------------------
passive angst at its best. thanks, mercuri. uhm, just a note, the
k-eleet haxors of phoenix 201 are now our official telecom guys. this means
more recognition for them, and more fun confs for us. so. theyre cool guys.
phear them.
--index/stuff----------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
TT
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if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /pub/ftp/phorce/y0lk
submitted by - mercuri
dinner at my house, to me, is the most dreaded part of the day. my
dad has this silly notion in his head that he is funny. he constantly
bombards me with jokes trying to earn my respect or something, not sure.
every night, it never fails, the conversation goes something like this
hey jay.. whats up?
nothing much...
at this point, if the TVs not on, i insist its goes on to break the
silence.
ow!@ god! thats hot! i say...
you always cook it to hot.. hun! exclaims my father which is the
truth
while i let the food cool off, my dad tries for some more winning
conversation...
anything happen at school today?
nope.
he knows that is always the answer, because if i told him what
happened, hed probably fall into a state of shock.. thats how he is...
one time i told him about a fight there was in school, man, what a mistake,
I was there answering questions for another half-hour.
Now that the rites of the table have passed, food has cooled, school
questions ask.. this is what happened today.
mmm.. hun, this is great! dad
and its good for you, too! mom
its salmon loaf, smells like crap, i wont touch it.
you should have some, jay!
thats okay, if my nose doesnt trust it, my stomach wont.
oh.. cmon, put some catsup on it! mask the smell! dad
thats disgusting. me
it was a joke! you never laugh at my jokes! dad
say something funny, and ill laugh. me
you used to laugh at my jokes. dad
they used to be funny. me
no really though, you should try this catsup, its delicious! dad
give me a glass. me sarcastically.
what kind of catsup is this honey? dad
heinz. mom
get it more often. dad
we get it all the time. mom
we must have got a good batch this time! dadc says proudly
i cant beleive it! he doesnt laugh at my jokes! he tells my
mother happily...
looks at me hes not laughing! dad
ITS NOT FUNNY! me
all of what you have seen? loop it. loop it five to ten more times,
and thats our conversation, we go back and forth, forth and back.
--notes----------------------------------------------------------------------
passive angst at its best. thanks, mercuri. uhm, just a note, the
k-eleet haxors of phoenix 201 are now our official telecom guys. this means
more recognition for them, and more fun confs for us. so. theyre cool guys.
phear them.
--index/stuff----------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /pub/ftp/phorce/y0lk
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