HOW TO REALLY USE THAT SPIFFY MONOPOLY MONEY
DANGER: * Thursday,3/05, 12:00pm
FUN: **** WHAT YOU NEED: a monopoly set
DISCLAIMER: uhm.. you can only pull this off if you be 31337. if your
eliteness level is not 255+ dont even think about this. i
am just offering this for information and stuff.
WHAT TO DO: ok doodz, you have probably heard about the new hundred dollar
bill. the cool thing about the bill is that even though it is
talked about, most quickee mart attendants have never seen this.
also, since they generally have an iq lower than the monetary
value of the bill itself, they quite easilly fall for this
true haq. ok, go to the toy store any buy a game of monopoly.
rip open the package and take out the cash... thats right,
you are rich! go down to the local quickee mart and whip out a
nice 100 dollar bill. the conversation should go something like
this...
quickie mart guy: what?! you think i be stupid?
yoo: wot do you mean?
qmg: you expect me to take funny money for those nudy magz n beer?
yoo: funny money? dood, havent you heard?
qmg: heard what?
yoo: the gnu 100 dollar bill... its on the news and stuff..
qmg: ok dood, thats cool, sorry.
yoo: no prob.
now at this point, you know the guy pumps gas all day inhaling
those healthy gasoline fumes. so what does a good anarchist do?
take advantage of the situation!
yoo: hey man, you like the new bills?
qmg: yeah man, those are really unique!
yoo: dood, i got the bunch of these bills.. there wont be any
more round here for quite a while. i have a lot here,
and i wouldnt mind trading wif you..
qmg: no way man? i have about 800 bux here, would you mind?
yoo: of course not, im a nice guy!
qmg: wait till i show my freinds.. they will be so jealous!
THE END: its the end.. go on... have some fun!
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title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
TT
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if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /pub/ftp/phorce/y0lk
DANGER: * Thursday,3/05, 12:00pm
FUN: **** WHAT YOU NEED: a monopoly set
DISCLAIMER: uhm.. you can only pull this off if you be 31337. if your
eliteness level is not 255+ dont even think about this. i
am just offering this for information and stuff.
WHAT TO DO: ok doodz, you have probably heard about the new hundred dollar
bill. the cool thing about the bill is that even though it is
talked about, most quickee mart attendants have never seen this.
also, since they generally have an iq lower than the monetary
value of the bill itself, they quite easilly fall for this
true haq. ok, go to the toy store any buy a game of monopoly.
rip open the package and take out the cash... thats right,
you are rich! go down to the local quickee mart and whip out a
nice 100 dollar bill. the conversation should go something like
this...
quickie mart guy: what?! you think i be stupid?
yoo: wot do you mean?
qmg: you expect me to take funny money for those nudy magz n beer?
yoo: funny money? dood, havent you heard?
qmg: heard what?
yoo: the gnu 100 dollar bill... its on the news and stuff..
qmg: ok dood, thats cool, sorry.
yoo: no prob.
now at this point, you know the guy pumps gas all day inhaling
those healthy gasoline fumes. so what does a good anarchist do?
take advantage of the situation!
yoo: hey man, you like the new bills?
qmg: yeah man, those are really unique!
yoo: dood, i got the bunch of these bills.. there wont be any
more round here for quite a while. i have a lot here,
and i wouldnt mind trading wif you..
qmg: no way man? i have about 800 bux here, would you mind?
yoo: of course not, im a nice guy!
qmg: wait till i show my freinds.. they will be so jealous!
THE END: its the end.. go on... have some fun!
--index/stuff----------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /pub/ftp/phorce/y0lk
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