struggle wif the giant pink elephant.
by, lucifer!@
I sit back and watch tv. I am looking at the nordic tm rider, on
channel 17. Since i am such a fat load, I decide to invest in the
nordic track rider.
I sit back once again. This time, with the phone in my hand. I
dail the toll free number, is it hacked or legit? The lady answers the
phone.
nordic track rider line, extension 2, may I help you?
Yes, Id like to order a nordic track rider.
Give me your k0dez sir.
Uhm, here you are mam. , I spit out my Mastercard number.
Expect the package in 10 or less working days sir, thank you for calling.
Bye.
I sit back, yes again, but this time it is different. I sleep.
I dream of this giant pink elephant. God only knows what it means, I
struggle with the dream for the next 10 days.
10 days go by.
I get up, wow, this time im not sitting back. I walk to the front door,
I notice a giant brown package, I carry it into the living room. The
package is unusually heavy, I think to myself,
damn. the nordic track rider on tv is supposed to be small enough to
fit under a bed, and light enough to carry to a friends house.
hmmmm....
I sit back. I look at the large brown box, sitting in the middle of the
room, I feel the suspense gripping my lower abdominal muscles,
Time to work out. , I think to myself.
I get up, and waddle my fat ass over to the large brown box. I glance at it
once more, then decide to rip it open.
I rip it open, inside i expected to find my nordic track ridertm. I dont.
Instead of my Rider, I discover that there is a Giant pink elephant inside
the box. I scream in sheer terror, only because the fact that pink elephants
dont exist.
I black out, i dont know what happened, but i believe that the pink elephant
stamped on my head, or hit me with its large nose. But, thats besides the
point. I also wonder why my left leg is wet.
I try to move, but i cant. I am tied to the chair I have laid back in all
my life.
I try to scream, but my mouth is gagged. I see a pink elephant standing
over me, I see a foot rise above my head. The foot smashes down.
I feel pain. I feel pain once again.
The zookeeper stirs up all the elephants, the purple ones first, and the
pink one last.
The pink elephant wakes up to the zookeepers pounding on the cage, shivers,
and thinks to himself,
geez, those humans are wierd and scary!
--comment--------------------------------------------------------------------
gee, uhm, wow. i can only wonder what lucifer was thinking when he
wrote this.
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.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
TT
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like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
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hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
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by, lucifer!@
I sit back and watch tv. I am looking at the nordic tm rider, on
channel 17. Since i am such a fat load, I decide to invest in the
nordic track rider.
I sit back once again. This time, with the phone in my hand. I
dail the toll free number, is it hacked or legit? The lady answers the
phone.
nordic track rider line, extension 2, may I help you?
Yes, Id like to order a nordic track rider.
Give me your k0dez sir.
Uhm, here you are mam. , I spit out my Mastercard number.
Expect the package in 10 or less working days sir, thank you for calling.
Bye.
I sit back, yes again, but this time it is different. I sleep.
I dream of this giant pink elephant. God only knows what it means, I
struggle with the dream for the next 10 days.
10 days go by.
I get up, wow, this time im not sitting back. I walk to the front door,
I notice a giant brown package, I carry it into the living room. The
package is unusually heavy, I think to myself,
damn. the nordic track rider on tv is supposed to be small enough to
fit under a bed, and light enough to carry to a friends house.
hmmmm....
I sit back. I look at the large brown box, sitting in the middle of the
room, I feel the suspense gripping my lower abdominal muscles,
Time to work out. , I think to myself.
I get up, and waddle my fat ass over to the large brown box. I glance at it
once more, then decide to rip it open.
I rip it open, inside i expected to find my nordic track ridertm. I dont.
Instead of my Rider, I discover that there is a Giant pink elephant inside
the box. I scream in sheer terror, only because the fact that pink elephants
dont exist.
I black out, i dont know what happened, but i believe that the pink elephant
stamped on my head, or hit me with its large nose. But, thats besides the
point. I also wonder why my left leg is wet.
I try to move, but i cant. I am tied to the chair I have laid back in all
my life.
I try to scream, but my mouth is gagged. I see a pink elephant standing
over me, I see a foot rise above my head. The foot smashes down.
I feel pain. I feel pain once again.
The zookeeper stirs up all the elephants, the purple ones first, and the
pink one last.
The pink elephant wakes up to the zookeepers pounding on the cage, shivers,
and thinks to himself,
geez, those humans are wierd and scary!
--comment--------------------------------------------------------------------
gee, uhm, wow. i can only wonder what lucifer was thinking when he
wrote this.
--index n stuff-------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
TT
--infoez---------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
email creed@nexxus.novasys.com to contact me. yep.
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /pub/ftp/phorce/y0lk
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