this is a y0lk, by murmur.
it is called do not fuck with the big and hairy bears
they said he was big and hairy but he didnt like that very much so he
ate them. bears do that sometimes when they get called big and hairy.
anyway this big and hairy bear he ate them and he was full and he said
drat i am full and he went off because he was full.
some lumberjacks came and theyre like bear ate other lumberjacks. so
they say i bet he was big and hairy and they run away.
then some other bears came they wasnt as big and hairy. they say hmmm
frank ate lumberjacks. he one big and hairy bear. they left too.
then here comes mister fletcher. he delivers milk. he says wow frank
the big and hairy bear ate the lumberjacks. he leaves milk and runs away.
now i see dick gephardt coming. he comes and says hi i like taxes and
sees that there is some milk and he drinks it and then he walks away.
the lumberjacks they come back with shovels. we get that old bear. we
get that old big hairy bear with these shovels. they go look for frank.
frank comes back. he is a big hairy bear. he sees that dick gephardt
drank the milk. he says drat i am full i eat dick gephardt later. he goes.
up to here now jamie farr he comes. he turns to woodland creature and
says who loves you baby? he wanted milk but dick gephardt drank it. he left.
then now struts the corporal but no one knows who the corporal is. the
corporal he says hi i am the corporal you do not know me. he took a leave.
here come lumberjacks. they have more shovels. we will get that bad
big hairy frank now we will say lumberjacks. one of them has cards. they go.
frank he comes back. he still full. he wants to take a nap. i want
to take a nap i am still full. i will eat dick gephardt later. he dozes off.
ozzy osbourne he shows up. he sees frank snooze and says hi i am not
retired i am ozzy osbourne. ozzy does not like milk so he leaves okay.
jamie farr he returns with ox-bow. he sees frank and says hi dick
gephardt did you drink the milk? wow dick gephardt is big and hairy. he goes.
lumberjacks they is back and they is see frank snooze they say we got
the big and hairy devil now. they approaches frank slowly so as not to alert.
frank he is not so tired now and now not so full and sees lumberjacks
and says hi lumberjacks i am not so full. frank is a big and hairy bear.
lumberjacks they is frightened but attacks frank with shovels. sadly,
sadly, shovels is made of wool so they fail and they do get eaten too.
frank is sad because he is big and hairy and full again and was wanting
to eat dick gephardt but can not do so now because he is big and hairy and full.
woah it is again the corporal he comes up to frank the big and hairy and
full bear and says hi i am the corporal you do not know me do you have any milk?
frank, he is a bear. he is big and hairy too. hes full. he says no
corporal whoever you are, dick gephardt drank all the milk. what shall we do?
the corporal he is like, i am thirsty, let us get dick gephardt. let
us, you and me, the corporal and frank the big and hairy and full bear, get him.
now here comes back jamie farr and he is like, who loves you baby? hi i
am jamie farr i too want to get dick gephardt. which way did he go though?
the corporal he is saying hi jamie farr i am the corporal you do not
know who i am but i am the corporal. he went to washington i think let us go.
frank says okay but i am a bear and i am a woodland creature and i can
not go to the big city. i will stay here if he comes back. i am big and hairy.
jamie farr is like, okay, but, like, i do not want to go to washington,
because, well, i am thirsty for milk, is that okay with you corporal?
the corporal, who they do now know, he is like, well, okay, i guess we
will not go to washington, i will go home, a home you do now know, and he goes.
jamie farr has little more to say to frank the big and hairy bear so he
says frank, you big and hairy and full bear, i am going too, so he leaves.
frank who is a bear and who is big and who is hairy but not so full
anymore says boy i wish dick gephardt were here so i could eat him. he dozes.
frank wakes up later and he is still a bear. he is still big and hairy
and not full at all. he is like, dick gephardt is not coming back. he leaves.
rear-sergeant zines arrives. he is a strapping individual and he likes
to eat celery. he is powerful but has nothing to do here, so he goes away too.
--uhm-----------------------------------------------------------------------
ok, so i dont know exactly where this begins or ends because my scrollback
screws up, but this is my best. sorry. murmur rulz.
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
TT
--infoez--------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
it is called do not fuck with the big and hairy bears
they said he was big and hairy but he didnt like that very much so he
ate them. bears do that sometimes when they get called big and hairy.
anyway this big and hairy bear he ate them and he was full and he said
drat i am full and he went off because he was full.
some lumberjacks came and theyre like bear ate other lumberjacks. so
they say i bet he was big and hairy and they run away.
then some other bears came they wasnt as big and hairy. they say hmmm
frank ate lumberjacks. he one big and hairy bear. they left too.
then here comes mister fletcher. he delivers milk. he says wow frank
the big and hairy bear ate the lumberjacks. he leaves milk and runs away.
now i see dick gephardt coming. he comes and says hi i like taxes and
sees that there is some milk and he drinks it and then he walks away.
the lumberjacks they come back with shovels. we get that old bear. we
get that old big hairy bear with these shovels. they go look for frank.
frank comes back. he is a big hairy bear. he sees that dick gephardt
drank the milk. he says drat i am full i eat dick gephardt later. he goes.
up to here now jamie farr he comes. he turns to woodland creature and
says who loves you baby? he wanted milk but dick gephardt drank it. he left.
then now struts the corporal but no one knows who the corporal is. the
corporal he says hi i am the corporal you do not know me. he took a leave.
here come lumberjacks. they have more shovels. we will get that bad
big hairy frank now we will say lumberjacks. one of them has cards. they go.
frank he comes back. he still full. he wants to take a nap. i want
to take a nap i am still full. i will eat dick gephardt later. he dozes off.
ozzy osbourne he shows up. he sees frank snooze and says hi i am not
retired i am ozzy osbourne. ozzy does not like milk so he leaves okay.
jamie farr he returns with ox-bow. he sees frank and says hi dick
gephardt did you drink the milk? wow dick gephardt is big and hairy. he goes.
lumberjacks they is back and they is see frank snooze they say we got
the big and hairy devil now. they approaches frank slowly so as not to alert.
frank he is not so tired now and now not so full and sees lumberjacks
and says hi lumberjacks i am not so full. frank is a big and hairy bear.
lumberjacks they is frightened but attacks frank with shovels. sadly,
sadly, shovels is made of wool so they fail and they do get eaten too.
frank is sad because he is big and hairy and full again and was wanting
to eat dick gephardt but can not do so now because he is big and hairy and full.
woah it is again the corporal he comes up to frank the big and hairy and
full bear and says hi i am the corporal you do not know me do you have any milk?
frank, he is a bear. he is big and hairy too. hes full. he says no
corporal whoever you are, dick gephardt drank all the milk. what shall we do?
the corporal he is like, i am thirsty, let us get dick gephardt. let
us, you and me, the corporal and frank the big and hairy and full bear, get him.
now here comes back jamie farr and he is like, who loves you baby? hi i
am jamie farr i too want to get dick gephardt. which way did he go though?
the corporal he is saying hi jamie farr i am the corporal you do not
know who i am but i am the corporal. he went to washington i think let us go.
frank says okay but i am a bear and i am a woodland creature and i can
not go to the big city. i will stay here if he comes back. i am big and hairy.
jamie farr is like, okay, but, like, i do not want to go to washington,
because, well, i am thirsty for milk, is that okay with you corporal?
the corporal, who they do now know, he is like, well, okay, i guess we
will not go to washington, i will go home, a home you do now know, and he goes.
jamie farr has little more to say to frank the big and hairy bear so he
says frank, you big and hairy and full bear, i am going too, so he leaves.
frank who is a bear and who is big and who is hairy but not so full
anymore says boy i wish dick gephardt were here so i could eat him. he dozes.
frank wakes up later and he is still a bear. he is still big and hairy
and not full at all. he is like, dick gephardt is not coming back. he leaves.
rear-sergeant zines arrives. he is a strapping individual and he likes
to eat celery. he is powerful but has nothing to do here, so he goes away too.
--uhm-----------------------------------------------------------------------
ok, so i dont know exactly where this begins or ends because my scrollback
screws up, but this is my best. sorry. murmur rulz.
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
TT
--infoez--------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
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