cultural inclination?
by - mirrorhead
it seems to be our nations fate to concentrate on stupid things. why
do the ignorant, when it comes to tv, get hooked on media icons?
i was sitting at my house watching tv, when that damned budweiser
commercial comes on.
that damn frog!@
what makes market analysts think that people will buy their product
because of an icon in their ads. yet, people find it cute. they find it
creative. cute? maybe. creative? possibly. pointless in advertising for
beer? yup.
when people buy a product i hope, i mean really hope, those
ridiculous commercials have no influence when picking a brand name. whether
its beer, or any product.
so i ponder :
what does a frog have to do with a beer?
q : does a frog drink beer?
a : if it did.. it- well, no.
q : does a frog make beer?
a : golly, i hope not.
q : does a frog buy beer?
a : bah. plain silly, they dont live past 21.
q : does or should a frog of all things be used as a marketing tool
for beer?
a : !!!!!
my goodness.
and people buy articles of clothing promoting those mascots of
commercialism. hats and t-shirts with the bud frog on it. i was with my
friend in a mall. i left him alone for 5 minutes. lordy, 5 minutes! and
he couldnt resist. when i came back he was sportin a brand new 19.95
t-shirt that had that bud frog on it.
egads!@ you b0nehead! said i.
and proceeded to remove an arm from a nearby mannequin, and beat him
profusely.
its not just bud.
chester the cheeta. a cheeta eats cheese? gasp!
a red dog? i dont know of any dogs that are red. i think.
and that bunny. energizer. oh, that bunny. shudder goes me. its
so evil! so spooky!@ a rabbit powered by a battery! simply ghastly.
so i ponder yet again :
what does a bunny have to do with batteries?
q : does a bunny make batteries?
a : eek!
q : does a bunny use batteries for energy?
a : proposterous!@
q : therefore should a bunny be used as a marketing tool for
battries?
a: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hm, well wait. i missed the obvious. why the hell is the rabbit
pink?
shrug.
its the medias determination to take advantage of peoples
ignorance. people see a bunny for batteries. aw!@ a bunny! how cute!
lets go buy a carton of batteries! what the fuck. people see a frog.
hey thats funny! tee-hee! i want some beer. i cant believe people
fall for that. id love to see a plain commercial. a picture of the product
and why its good, nothing special. a silent commercial, maybe. no michael
jordans, or deion sanders, joe montanas.
i dont care if youre not only the president, but also a client.
i dont care if mikey likes it.
if youre reading this you probably have a good chunk of clue in you.
raw intelligence. you dont fall for this do you? i didnt think so.
keep up the good work. dont turn into an ignorant fool.
see past the media, and what they stand for : taking advantage of
american ignorance. stop letting the media, especially tv, make americas
destiny : ignorance.
just needed to get that off my chest.
wh3w!@
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
84 cultural inclination? m.head
TT
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cetera.
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hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
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OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
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dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
by - mirrorhead
it seems to be our nations fate to concentrate on stupid things. why
do the ignorant, when it comes to tv, get hooked on media icons?
i was sitting at my house watching tv, when that damned budweiser
commercial comes on.
that damn frog!@
what makes market analysts think that people will buy their product
because of an icon in their ads. yet, people find it cute. they find it
creative. cute? maybe. creative? possibly. pointless in advertising for
beer? yup.
when people buy a product i hope, i mean really hope, those
ridiculous commercials have no influence when picking a brand name. whether
its beer, or any product.
so i ponder :
what does a frog have to do with a beer?
q : does a frog drink beer?
a : if it did.. it- well, no.
q : does a frog make beer?
a : golly, i hope not.
q : does a frog buy beer?
a : bah. plain silly, they dont live past 21.
q : does or should a frog of all things be used as a marketing tool
for beer?
a : !!!!!
my goodness.
and people buy articles of clothing promoting those mascots of
commercialism. hats and t-shirts with the bud frog on it. i was with my
friend in a mall. i left him alone for 5 minutes. lordy, 5 minutes! and
he couldnt resist. when i came back he was sportin a brand new 19.95
t-shirt that had that bud frog on it.
egads!@ you b0nehead! said i.
and proceeded to remove an arm from a nearby mannequin, and beat him
profusely.
its not just bud.
chester the cheeta. a cheeta eats cheese? gasp!
a red dog? i dont know of any dogs that are red. i think.
and that bunny. energizer. oh, that bunny. shudder goes me. its
so evil! so spooky!@ a rabbit powered by a battery! simply ghastly.
so i ponder yet again :
what does a bunny have to do with batteries?
q : does a bunny make batteries?
a : eek!
q : does a bunny use batteries for energy?
a : proposterous!@
q : therefore should a bunny be used as a marketing tool for
battries?
a: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hm, well wait. i missed the obvious. why the hell is the rabbit
pink?
shrug.
its the medias determination to take advantage of peoples
ignorance. people see a bunny for batteries. aw!@ a bunny! how cute!
lets go buy a carton of batteries! what the fuck. people see a frog.
hey thats funny! tee-hee! i want some beer. i cant believe people
fall for that. id love to see a plain commercial. a picture of the product
and why its good, nothing special. a silent commercial, maybe. no michael
jordans, or deion sanders, joe montanas.
i dont care if youre not only the president, but also a client.
i dont care if mikey likes it.
if youre reading this you probably have a good chunk of clue in you.
raw intelligence. you dont fall for this do you? i didnt think so.
keep up the good work. dont turn into an ignorant fool.
see past the media, and what they stand for : taking advantage of
american ignorance. stop letting the media, especially tv, make americas
destiny : ignorance.
just needed to get that off my chest.
wh3w!@
--index-------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
84 cultural inclination? m.head
TT
--infoez--------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phoenix 201 is the official eleet telecom section of y0lk
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk! beware!
mindcrime is an official y0lk member, cuz hes just so damn wacky-ass.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp to ftp.openix.com /ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
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