--y0lk 94-----------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk 94: spinsanes story
--phear it-----------------------------------------------------------------
I have a nice story to tell... Its fairly boring, and its
definately pointless. It fits in with y0lk well. Phear it.
Notice there are no dividers in this text. Thats because Im
elite.
I choose not to use dividers.. instead, I use little penises,
penii if you will... pointed at a disco dancer. Sure, you
could say that is a divider, but then Id call you a l4m3r
w4nn4b3 31337 h4X0r and beat your ass..
no i wouldnt.. Im lame.
Id get mad though.
Maybe. If I was tired, Id hit my computer.
If I was drunk, I could yell jOO FucKiNG commiE bAShhhstad..
and throw my bottle of Jim Beam at the computer screen,
breaking the bottle into a thousand pieces of elite glass.
8/o/o ---- kn0t a 0 day divider!!@!@
I see how these y0lk guys do it.. This is easier than my sister
who BTW, I am willing to trade for phat ansis and/or kr3d1t5
for warez. Mail me carne@cas.usf.edu
I thought I had a story to tell... But I decided against it.
Why waste my k-kool story of computer espionage, high powered
weapons and kinky, leather bound sex for this issue of y0lk? I
almost have enough of this bullshit to get release as an elito
debut in y0lk.
You have to love the y0lk crew, were an honest bunch.
Well, I am at least. Im letting you know that this is total
crap. Hooch would say it wasnt, steal all your money and
cough a big wad of phlegm at you.
8O @/ --- that one has an elite head
pHEAR oR nOT tO pHEAR.. tHAT iS sOMETHING iRRELEVANT..
um.. damn, this is like 39 lines already. phat.
Ive noticed that a large ammount of ansi banditos are ravers.
This is a good thing. Ravers are cool. Because we promote a
promiscuos lifestyle, filled with drugs, cute little easy
chicks and dancing under the influence of ecstacy. If you are
a self-professed druggie, and havent done ecstacy, youre
missing out. It is by far the best drug out there. It roXors.
I like Interactive Porno games. I have an 80 meg HDD, nO
cd-rom, 4 megs of ram and a key board with a broken enter key,
so its hard for me to use any of them. BUT! I just got one
called Interactive Gerls: Teresa or something.
Boy. Its a really lame game. Let me explain the plot.
Teresa comes to your house.
The only option you have is to take her coat.
Then you have a conversation.
The only question you can ask her that leads anywhere is Do
phear my 0-d4y p0rn0 m0vi3z? or something.
She then fingers herself this is a good part
Then she showers, and you pick 3 gifts for her out of a whopping
7 total!!!! Yes! 7 TOTAL GIFTS AT YOUR DISPOSAL!! pHEEL
THE INTERACTIVITY@!@@!@
Then something else happens.
get the hand lotion ready now
You give her the gifts. And she either turns you down or
fuxors you.
Thats it.
exit the realm of the 0-d4y p0rn0 g4m3
8/o 0 -- this one is wearing sunglasses
Thats about all I can think of.
I wish I was as cool as hooch h00ch i mean, or creed.
Theyre funny.
I just whack out to the Jetsons. DawT3r jOOd-3!!@ jAne the
whore..cool theme music.
Are there any good cartoons on now days? I havent watched
them in like years. But back in the day, Transformers, and
MASK were tearing shit up. Now its just .. hmm.. I dunnno.. I
cant even name a cartoon now. Maybe like, porno cartoons..
those rock. Fritz the Cat is cool. Hes 0 Day cool. Everyone
should join channel fritz and change there nicks to fritz1,
fritz2, etc.. and go spread the word of pOrnOgraphy.
eye yam out of skewl.
phear
What else.... hmmm... If I was a robot.. I think Id have cool
buzzsaws for hands. That way I could go up to people and cut
em up. And I could rob payphones, and ph34x0r. And I could cut
cheese logs, and throw them at people. No wait, i couldnt
throw them at people. I need opposable thumbs AND buzzsaws..
then I could whack off and throw stuff...
QUESTIONS FOR THE ELITE... A SERIES
Do robots jizz motor oil.
Why is it that eyes in pictures are always looking at me?
Is my 2 inch erect penis really normal, or is my mom playing
with my head?
Why are other peoples sisters always fine. And 10 years old.
How come weiner dogs are so cool? Is it because they have
weiner in there names? Or because they trade warez?
How come I write such pointless, stupid shit, although Im 17
and should have much more maturity than this?
How come at night, I hear aliens in my head fighting?
Is that normal?
If you get that too, email me...
8 +sssSSSSS
Q -semen
So long from spinsane. catch me in ewok
--muhuhahaha---------------------------------------------------------------
so much for little spinsanes plans of having no dividers in his issue.
phear me. i break *all* the rules. im such a rebel.
--index--------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
84 cultural inclination? m.head
85 australia through the eyes of a spoon spoony
86 the life of a demented sysop spoony
87 little johnny carpenter franman
88 phan male ideal
89 bighurt is back! bighurt
90 the discovery channel sphrog
91 fruitopia caps!@ bighurt
92 the story of carla TRIP
93 a joltcola y0lk joltcola
94 spinsanes story spinsane
TT
-infoez------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk!@ beware!
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
mindcrime is a crazed oriental looking for revenge.
clarification: mindcrime may actually be a y0lk member. no one knows.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp://ftp.openix.com/ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
OR! *new* alt.zines.y0lk! subscribe today! yes, folks, YOU can READ the
NEWSGROUP alt.zines.y0lk! isnt that special? join y0lknet too. thank phorce.
if you have ANY normal internet provider, you can read alt.zines.y0lk!@
OR! coming soon! micro radio! a y0lk hour-of-fun ON THE AIR!
sorry, available only for those in the northern new jersey area.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
this issue by spinsane carne@cas.usf.edu.
y0lk 94: spinsanes story
--phear it-----------------------------------------------------------------
I have a nice story to tell... Its fairly boring, and its
definately pointless. It fits in with y0lk well. Phear it.
Notice there are no dividers in this text. Thats because Im
elite.
I choose not to use dividers.. instead, I use little penises,
penii if you will... pointed at a disco dancer. Sure, you
could say that is a divider, but then Id call you a l4m3r
w4nn4b3 31337 h4X0r and beat your ass..
no i wouldnt.. Im lame.
Id get mad though.
Maybe. If I was tired, Id hit my computer.
If I was drunk, I could yell jOO FucKiNG commiE bAShhhstad..
and throw my bottle of Jim Beam at the computer screen,
breaking the bottle into a thousand pieces of elite glass.
8/o/o ---- kn0t a 0 day divider!!@!@
I see how these y0lk guys do it.. This is easier than my sister
who BTW, I am willing to trade for phat ansis and/or kr3d1t5
for warez. Mail me carne@cas.usf.edu
I thought I had a story to tell... But I decided against it.
Why waste my k-kool story of computer espionage, high powered
weapons and kinky, leather bound sex for this issue of y0lk? I
almost have enough of this bullshit to get release as an elito
debut in y0lk.
You have to love the y0lk crew, were an honest bunch.
Well, I am at least. Im letting you know that this is total
crap. Hooch would say it wasnt, steal all your money and
cough a big wad of phlegm at you.
8O @/ --- that one has an elite head
pHEAR oR nOT tO pHEAR.. tHAT iS sOMETHING iRRELEVANT..
um.. damn, this is like 39 lines already. phat.
Ive noticed that a large ammount of ansi banditos are ravers.
This is a good thing. Ravers are cool. Because we promote a
promiscuos lifestyle, filled with drugs, cute little easy
chicks and dancing under the influence of ecstacy. If you are
a self-professed druggie, and havent done ecstacy, youre
missing out. It is by far the best drug out there. It roXors.
I like Interactive Porno games. I have an 80 meg HDD, nO
cd-rom, 4 megs of ram and a key board with a broken enter key,
so its hard for me to use any of them. BUT! I just got one
called Interactive Gerls: Teresa or something.
Boy. Its a really lame game. Let me explain the plot.
Teresa comes to your house.
The only option you have is to take her coat.
Then you have a conversation.
The only question you can ask her that leads anywhere is Do
phear my 0-d4y p0rn0 m0vi3z? or something.
She then fingers herself this is a good part
Then she showers, and you pick 3 gifts for her out of a whopping
7 total!!!! Yes! 7 TOTAL GIFTS AT YOUR DISPOSAL!! pHEEL
THE INTERACTIVITY@!@@!@
Then something else happens.
get the hand lotion ready now
You give her the gifts. And she either turns you down or
fuxors you.
Thats it.
exit the realm of the 0-d4y p0rn0 g4m3
8/o 0 -- this one is wearing sunglasses
Thats about all I can think of.
I wish I was as cool as hooch h00ch i mean, or creed.
Theyre funny.
I just whack out to the Jetsons. DawT3r jOOd-3!!@ jAne the
whore..cool theme music.
Are there any good cartoons on now days? I havent watched
them in like years. But back in the day, Transformers, and
MASK were tearing shit up. Now its just .. hmm.. I dunnno.. I
cant even name a cartoon now. Maybe like, porno cartoons..
those rock. Fritz the Cat is cool. Hes 0 Day cool. Everyone
should join channel fritz and change there nicks to fritz1,
fritz2, etc.. and go spread the word of pOrnOgraphy.
eye yam out of skewl.
phear
What else.... hmmm... If I was a robot.. I think Id have cool
buzzsaws for hands. That way I could go up to people and cut
em up. And I could rob payphones, and ph34x0r. And I could cut
cheese logs, and throw them at people. No wait, i couldnt
throw them at people. I need opposable thumbs AND buzzsaws..
then I could whack off and throw stuff...
QUESTIONS FOR THE ELITE... A SERIES
Do robots jizz motor oil.
Why is it that eyes in pictures are always looking at me?
Is my 2 inch erect penis really normal, or is my mom playing
with my head?
Why are other peoples sisters always fine. And 10 years old.
How come weiner dogs are so cool? Is it because they have
weiner in there names? Or because they trade warez?
How come I write such pointless, stupid shit, although Im 17
and should have much more maturity than this?
How come at night, I hear aliens in my head fighting?
Is that normal?
If you get that too, email me...
8 +sssSSSSS
Q -semen
So long from spinsane. catch me in ewok
--muhuhahaha---------------------------------------------------------------
so much for little spinsanes plans of having no dividers in his issue.
phear me. i break *all* the rules. im such a rebel.
--index--------------------------------------------------------------------
.db.
title author
01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
35 apples, oranges, and pears phorce
36 the little cultist that couldnt creed
37 careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate creed
38 snowday phorce
39 creed is g0d creed
40 big hurt is ruler of the earth bighurt
41 dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue bighurt
42 bbs softwares/internet hooch
43 abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! creed
44 mogels own very special personalized 1 y0lk issue phorce
45 your burro is no jackass! creed
46 rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars creed
47 outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers creed
48 Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off creed
49 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life creed
50 the best of the worst creed
51 the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave trip
52 ode to my feet creed
53 hopelessly lost poots
54 the schoolhouse r0x! phorce
55 campbells chicken-noodle soup omen of death creed
56 dead cats juke
57 my inner taco handle
58 my place, or yours? mercuri
59 how to really use that spiffy monopoly money lumpy
60 struggle wif the giant pink elephant lucifer
61 why did the chicken cross the road? insane
62 y0lk test pattern mutter
63 ELiTE LiT from the master himself creed
64 creeds k-rad lit archives, volume two creed
65 UNSOPHISTICATED FASCIST BASTARDS. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. creed
66 how y0lk saved my life sorta creed
67 shiny nickles, no more TP, and shitty knuckles ideal
68 some puppet plays phorce
69 ... Hello operator ... mutter
70 i bit my nail, now my finger is bleeding. traq
71 battle of the ants rage
72 fun on the phone ideal
73 yabba-dabba do, scooby-dooby do, and many other mysteries.. handle
74 i love you as my own mother sphrog
75 jamesy and the giant slinky jamesy
76 do not fuck with the big and hairy bears murmur
77 horror story oeb
78 dat wh0re s.sheep
79 the ewok rant taraxis
80 the arcade avenger tao
81 the night before 2600 d.cheez
82 journey into the mind of a no-brained counterculturist taraxis
83 a generic y0lk file mogel
84 cultural inclination? m.head
85 australia through the eyes of a spoon spoony
86 the life of a demented sysop spoony
87 little johnny carpenter franman
88 phan male ideal
89 bighurt is back! bighurt
90 the discovery channel sphrog
91 fruitopia caps!@ bighurt
92 the story of carla TRIP
93 a joltcola y0lk joltcola
94 spinsanes story spinsane
TT
-infoez------------------------------------------------------------------
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera.
phorce is the head samurai of y0lk!@ beware!
hooch is the stupendous chief shephard of y0lk.
mindcrime is a crazed oriental looking for revenge.
clarification: mindcrime may actually be a y0lk member. no one knows.
heil creed. HEIL! HEIL!
to get all the rest of the y0lks, ftp://ftp.openix.com/ftp/phorce/y0lk
or... call our world headquarters, erebus, at 201-762-1373. k-rad.
*or*... look for y0lkb0t on irc, efnet. type @y0lk number for y0lks.
OR... ATTENTION y0lkies! join the y0lk mailing list! chat about y0lk
and all them other zines, too! email listserv@magsystems.com with the line
subscribe y0lk in the body of the message.
OR! *new* alt.zines.y0lk! subscribe today! yes, folks, YOU can READ the
NEWSGROUP alt.zines.y0lk! isnt that special? join y0lknet too. thank phorce.
if you have ANY normal internet provider, you can read alt.zines.y0lk!@
OR! coming soon! micro radio! a y0lk hour-of-fun ON THE AIR!
sorry, available only for those in the northern new jersey area.
dont you feel like youre getting a little too much information here?
couldnt we just show our ftp site and shut up? its just sad that we
have to advertise all our cheap media at the bottom of every textfile
like this. what a bunch of losers we are.
this issue by spinsane carne@cas.usf.edu.
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