oO --like QUACK!!!
/ This is an old story from
/------ my old zine Scream Sheet!!
/ I was in a really Stupid
phase!
read me!!!
- Start f00l!
The Stupid Little Duck O. --quack
once@@....... Fuck that! One day this Stupid Duck named Duck! was home
playin games on his Super Nintendo. His Stupid Duck Mom came in and said,
Duck!, will you goto the store and buy some beer and a porno-mag for your
father., OK! Stupid Duck Mom! said Duck!
Duck! hoped on to his Stupid Bike and went off to the Stupid Store. Along the
way he meet a Stupid Bum, his name was Stupid! and he said that if you give me
some beer and a porno-mag the ones with the 16yr. old chicks that he would
grant you three wishes. Duck! took the Stupid Bums word cause he aint really
smart and went on his way!
Duck! finally got to the store and bought the beer a six pack anf the porno-
mag the raunchy one and took off like a jet to give the beer and porno to the
old bum, he was thinking about what he would wish for, what would a Stupid Duck
want to wish for???
Duck! finally got to the place where he saw the Stupid Bum. The Bum came out
and said DID YOU BRING THE SHIT I WANTED? Duck! handed the bag to the old Bum
The old bum opened the bag and took out the beer first, then he took out the
porno-mag and looked at it for awile. The bum slapped Duck! over the head for
getting the wrong mag he wanted the 16yr. old girl one and said he would only
grant Duck! one wish cause the got the wrong mag.
Duck! stood their and wondered what he would wish for, a million dollars, girls
, a big house, a car, but the first thing that came out of Ducks! mouth was
SHIT! so the bum granted Duck! his wish and a big huge pile of shit appeared
in front of him! It was not what Duck! wished for! And he was also in big
trouble if he didnt come home with beer and a porno-mag!
Duck! thought long and hard until he got an idea! He would just take a piss in
one of the beer bottles and goto the store and steal another porno-mag! Duck!
raced back to the store, stole the porno mag and went out back to piss in the
empty beer bottles.
Duck! returned home and gave the beer to his Stupid Duck Mom, he stood their
and watched her take the first sip, MMMMMM this taste pretty good! Duck!
smiled and walked out of the kitchen. He went over to his Stupid Duck Dad and
gave him the porno-mag, his dad gave him a smile and got up an left.
Duck! was happy and was glad that he didnt get in trouble, but one problem
that has still been lurking around is a funny smell coming from the town bridge
none of the city workers will go down and see what is making that funny smell.
But Duck! knows what it is!
PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACTS PROTRAYED IN THIS SHORT STORY!
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A MORAL TO IT THEN YOU ARE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME AND MY
TIME AS WELL! THANKYOU AND FUCK OFF!