Blender 18 Submission using the words Comet / Crashing / Future
To the tune of Beastie Boys Paul Revere
Now heres a little story
Ive got to tell about
Three mad comets
You know so well
It started way back
In pre-histry
With BadRock
Chunk Oh Funk
And Me
BIG C!
We owned the solar system
One Galaxy
Before you read the rest
Youd better backup g:
Cause one to many jokes
Like sticks in spokes
Erases your hard drives
While you cry to your folks
Three lonely ol roids we be
Circling the Sun
One hot mo-mmy! Ill
Were look for a prime planet / poke
To go SPLAT! er
Neptunes too far away one
And Mars is too flat day!
black
Touring every world ho
Grazing each ones sky sun!
A rowdy atmosphere Whatever
Meant we had to
Pass it by
Switch to the tune of Ice Cubes Wicked
One two three
And we came pon a little
Rock
And we knew it was right,
All green and
Blue
You know
Its true
Cause it had
All these humans floating
In their space boots
Picked it
For its
Clime
Actic
Spine
So we descended on it
In the nick o time
Bad Rock
Took it Ad-hoc
Burnt up in en-try
Like a bad sock
Oh Funk Said
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Only then he sped
Up! Up! Up!
Broke into dust
Earths rough atmospheres
What did it
But Big C knew
He was big enough to hit it
He would lay waste to the
Goddam hills
Wipe out the trees
And the Exxon Spills
Killin every man
And woman
And settin fire
to its little children
Squashem with the ceilin Disclaimer: This map may be inaccurate.
But then came aliens
From the Eye Dee Four
And shot up Big C
Like a premium score
Zapd im
Vapd im
Nixed im BOOM!
Earthd be THEIR next victim
Lickedem
As they get pilgrimd.
From the Soul Assassins Track Third World
In our immediate future, is the worst war man will ever know... ever know...
Xypher Matryx
Representing the entirely DARK Universe
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