Pleeze dont Hate Us Cuz
Of The WaterFall!
An Ansi By
Impact Producktionz
Year: 5001, BC
Im A Caveman! PheEr me!!!
// I Like to Go BreakDancing IN The
Jungle! Cuz im Crrraaazzzy!
Wow...k... once upon a time there was a Caveman Named Zog. The Caveman lived
In a Small Cave in the Jungle. The Caveman had a tragic life. When he was littlehe was emotionally scarred by his crazy Dad:....------------
Excert From Zogs Childhood:
Zog: Og BOg! BAsh! Mou Nog! ---- 1oo Eleet Caveman English
Dad: Blog! Flarg Mlog Glog! ---- As you can see, cavemens dads had PMS too
Well. .that Brutal Confrontation Left Zog Hemoclinermastoidfellalistic , or in
non Crazy Shrink that wants your money terms, He was obsessivly compulesd to
Breakdance whenever he got nervus.This effectivly runed his love life..---
Zog Attempting to get a date:
Zog: Umm... urmm... Uhh... Ble Blu Bogg?
Chick: Okay
Zog: Get Down! Get Down! And Move it all around! --- damn breakdancing
Chick: EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeakkkkKKKK!!!!
Zog Hiding In his Jungle Cave For Phear At Being Laughed at
So Zog was forced to spend his days all alone in his Jungle Home ... With His
Never ending Breakdancing Syndrome ... And as time went on, More and more thingswould trigger a Breakdancing attack... Girls... Income Tax Returns...Flash Floods... Zog was getting pretty close to Commit Suicide. In fact, he was just
about to Jump from the Top of a Wierd Jungle Tropical Plant.
Suddenly, He Heard.. Gasp........ Hanson Music!!
His Breakdancing Instincts Took effect,
And he did some Triple-Summer-sault Im Crazy ManG!
Breakdancing move, and landed Feet Take Once Step
first on the ground!!... but... he Closer and ill Jump!
was soo dizzy, he Stumbled around
till he walked into his Dad... His Dad
was so Surprised he fell backwards off a Waterfall
and Died on iMPACT!!
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Zog realized it was his fear of his dad that caused him to be crazy, and now
that he was dead, he was free of his impulsive behaviour! He had became a
Womans Shoe sailsman, Married some fat redheaded Chick, and lived Happily ever
After!!! Oh ya, he changed his name to Al.
This has been another fabulous presentation by
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Team Members::
Rabies - Wrote Story ya, it was lame this time , Made Cavemen Faces
Aneuryzm - Made The Very Disturbed Waterfall, And the Impact Logo
Twisted Foo - Did Impact Header, Jungle/Caveman/Cave ansi that rules.
Team Greetz::
Rabies - Aneurysm, tf, osiris, Mafesto, Impact guys, and Team!Air
Aneurysm - Rabies, Mafesto Sorry , Impact Membahs, And Blender Staff
Twisted Foo - 3c, Frost Byte, Osiris, Msd, Impact Guys that Submitted for 7
I M P A C T I M P A C T I M P A C T I M P A C T I M P A C T
.end of file.
Of The WaterFall!
An Ansi By
Impact Producktionz
Year: 5001, BC
Im A Caveman! PheEr me!!!
// I Like to Go BreakDancing IN The
Jungle! Cuz im Crrraaazzzy!
Wow...k... once upon a time there was a Caveman Named Zog. The Caveman lived
In a Small Cave in the Jungle. The Caveman had a tragic life. When he was littlehe was emotionally scarred by his crazy Dad:....------------
Excert From Zogs Childhood:
Zog: Og BOg! BAsh! Mou Nog! ---- 1oo Eleet Caveman English
Dad: Blog! Flarg Mlog Glog! ---- As you can see, cavemens dads had PMS too
Well. .that Brutal Confrontation Left Zog Hemoclinermastoidfellalistic , or in
non Crazy Shrink that wants your money terms, He was obsessivly compulesd to
Breakdance whenever he got nervus.This effectivly runed his love life..---
Zog Attempting to get a date:
Zog: Umm... urmm... Uhh... Ble Blu Bogg?
Chick: Okay
Zog: Get Down! Get Down! And Move it all around! --- damn breakdancing
Chick: EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeakkkkKKKK!!!!
Zog Hiding In his Jungle Cave For Phear At Being Laughed at
So Zog was forced to spend his days all alone in his Jungle Home ... With His
Never ending Breakdancing Syndrome ... And as time went on, More and more thingswould trigger a Breakdancing attack... Girls... Income Tax Returns...Flash Floods... Zog was getting pretty close to Commit Suicide. In fact, he was just
about to Jump from the Top of a Wierd Jungle Tropical Plant.
Suddenly, He Heard.. Gasp........ Hanson Music!!
His Breakdancing Instincts Took effect,
And he did some Triple-Summer-sault Im Crazy ManG!
Breakdancing move, and landed Feet Take Once Step
first on the ground!!... but... he Closer and ill Jump!
was soo dizzy, he Stumbled around
till he walked into his Dad... His Dad
was so Surprised he fell backwards off a Waterfall
and Died on iMPACT!!
V V
S .,a@SS@a,.
P.,a@SS@a,.
P,JL.
,dPjiYPjiYb.
P lyyiyyib.
P ,Jyy4yy4b.
,bxdbxdb.
lb.
bYb.
b.Sl
Oba,.YP
b.Yb.
b.Sl
ba,. SP
bo,. SSl .,anoob.YP Yb.Yb.Sl ll lbo,. Sb,.,adOObn,.,dP lbn,. SP ,dbn,. l lb.YP ,db.Sl ,dbn,. SP,dbao,.SP,dbaodS the waterfall seems to be alive
i mean, it even has a goatee!
Zog realized it was his fear of his dad that caused him to be crazy, and now
that he was dead, he was free of his impulsive behaviour! He had became a
Womans Shoe sailsman, Married some fat redheaded Chick, and lived Happily ever
After!!! Oh ya, he changed his name to Al.
This has been another fabulous presentation by
,anOP,adOPYbao,.,ndPYba.YPc.
,J,J ,JL. L. L.
ll ,. l:ll
iiii l l iili i a
l:l: .PY , l:: ll
llli Tb.S S,dP ilii i c
ll YS SP ll
ii i t
lPYl S
,J L.
SS l l SS
,bCP YGb.
Team Members::
Rabies - Wrote Story ya, it was lame this time , Made Cavemen Faces
Aneuryzm - Made The Very Disturbed Waterfall, And the Impact Logo
Twisted Foo - Did Impact Header, Jungle/Caveman/Cave ansi that rules.
Team Greetz::
Rabies - Aneurysm, tf, osiris, Mafesto, Impact guys, and Team!Air
Aneurysm - Rabies, Mafesto Sorry , Impact Membahs, And Blender Staff
Twisted Foo - 3c, Frost Byte, Osiris, Msd, Impact Guys that Submitted for 7
I M P A C T I M P A C T I M P A C T I M P A C T I M P A C T
.end of file.
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