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starring: kresile - drinking font / jail phont / basic promo
jizm - the bottle pic / squish font
squish - school font / frog font
mjay - the story / letters / basic promo
/ small story of four good friends.. who once had some
/ problems getting laid.. its not THEIR fault if THEY
are ugly as fuck, dammit..
/ o our 4 good friends, kresile, jizm, and mjay yah!
/ were walking on the street, looking for chicks. The
/ thing is, when a women was crossing them on the
street, she started to run as fast as she could.
/ hey then decided to buy a whore. Since it was the
// only way they could get laid. so like, they searched
and searched, but unfortunatly, even the whores were
running away. it was looking very bad. guys, lets
get to some school and try to rape some little girl. said jizm.
BRIGHTEST IDEA EVER said kresile.
:::sQuish
:::::::::::::::::::::::::: : S C H O O L
// ven at school, they couldnt get a damn girl. they
/ were all running away, way before those four loosers
could catch em to rape em. so they decided to all
get drunk at a nearby tavern. at the tavern, there
was alot of pretty fuckin great looking women, and
none of em were running away. maybe it was a lucky day after
all. drinking is da key to success!
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// ut after some flirting, they werent much luckyer. so
they drank more and more.. after a few hours, when da
tavern was near to close its doors, a small little
inoffensive girl was at the table near em. ok, she
might have looked like frogs do, but at least she was interrested
in getting laid too. she looked like she was anywayz..
:::: sQuish
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er name was squish, ahah wonder why... she stood up
/ and said: LETS GET NAKED AND HAVE AN ORGY!@?
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// ut the cops got in. THE PARTYS OVER FOLKS! they
said. then they had every1 to follow em in jail for
for a night.. and like, our friends, at the jail, got
laid alright.. by big ass 15 inch black dicks.
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quote of the day:
sodomy, thats what we love the most.. - our dear friends