remembooR tHIS iS a jOKE!
lACIDUS pRODUCTIONS bRINGS jEW eNCYCLOEW pEDIA sLEZ mON, rOXRING aND
rOLLIENG a7 a g0TH paRTAY!
i bet your thinking right now stop with the fux0ring blinking.. so, this
is what i have to say bLINK oN!
SCENE jUAN
i am the encyclopedia salesmen i am
walking down the street, with goth boy
my bag of books .. encyclop
m edia salesmens
worst nightmare aM gOth
bOY!
sCENE dEUX
aM gOth
bOY!
whoa. its the millenium
falcon! phear
-- his books
this is the blood of the encyclopedia sales men after hes been dekapitated by
the goth did i mention he was electricuted?
sCENE tRIOZ
read my shirt
mr jamaican dood
rock and roll dood if you
want to be all l337 and phear
gothic guys
iM sCARED!
iM REALLY
5sCARED!
sCENE pOUR
-- he is rocking and rolling
wow man
bOOMbOX jEW rule!
aM gOth
bOY!
-- rock, rolling
gOTH bOY lIEKZ eNCYCLOPEDIA sLAESMESN!
uH Oh! iTZ jANET rENO aND mAYWHORE rUDOLPH jULIANI, aND uH OH iTS eVEN lIKE,
uHH. sUM oTHER gUY! wHOA. iSNT tHIS wIERD!sUHM oTHER GUy wNTTZ reVENGE oN
alL THE gOTHERIC dEWDS
if your getting sick.. its a joke.. remember.
sCENE fIV3
/iM gOING
tEW cLINTON /yOU pEOPLE
jEW pOPEL a23 r451s7!
suX0RS aM gOth
bOY!
bOOMbOX
-- rock, rolling
their k-bad! were k-rad!
aM gOth
bOY!
- you all suck
i want a hamburger!
sCENE sEVEN
7THSI wAS pREZIEDNT cLINTONS bl0Od 8 8 8 8
aND ,. ,.
iTZ
we killed him!
miXED wIF lARD!
anD iN tHE eND tHE gOTH roXORS eNDED uP tAKING oVAH tHE wROLD beCUAUSE tHEY
b347 uP aLL oF mR jEWLIANI aND jANET rENO aND tHEN tHEY lIKE maADE a LAW
tHAT aLL eNCYCLOPeDIA sALESMEN wERE tEW rOX0R aND rOlL aLL nIGHHTuNTIL tHEY
gOT reALLY bORED aND tHEN tHEYD gO kILL a pOLITITIAN nAMED tUBBY or LIKE
fRANK giFFWHORE .. sO tHEN tHEY wENT tO a cITY caLLED:
aND tHEY dRANK lIKE.. 500 bEER aND 3 bOTTLEZ oF aNTIFR33ZE aND lIKE.. pASED
ouT oN thHE fLOOR oF tHE gOTH pARTY aND lIKE.. sAID sOMETHING lIKE hYE
mAN? jEWR mUH bROTHER riGHT!? dONT aYE oWE jEW a dOLL0R? aND he STARTED
hUGGING m3?!@ sO i ROX0RED hIS aSS iN!!
jEAH i rOOL alL of jEW?! i AM tHE mAST0R! -- note from aneurysm -
im gonna end the blinking.. its starting to hurt muh eyes
sO tHEN alL OF DEM wENT dOWN tEW sOME cITY -- im starting to lose it, i dont
remember what i said and i dont feel like reading it again.. ahHHA !!i
RULEZ!.. i AM tHE maSTWHRE! so iLL eND iT wIF a sPIFF eNDING:
a half assed-serious logo
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no.. that wasnt half assed.. it was quarter assed.
it WA s a JOKE! tAKE i7 eAZY! dONUT tAKE iT oUt oN mE!?@*@Q