hen
t h e e r
BLEEEEEENDEEERRR
CthMist Sounds good to me, Ill go gather my blending supplies
CthMist All right, friends, its that time again
Warpus and I are here to officially kick off the proceedings for
the 2nd Blender improvised art compo of 2025
warpus wait, its 2025 already? adjusting my watch justasec
CthMist kick it, warpus!
put your boot on
warpus is this a booty call
CthMist take that 2024 boot off, its time for the 2025 boot
warpus im ready!
CthMist some people have day of the week underwear, warpus has year
boots, its a thing
g e t y o u s o m e w o r d s
CthMist ok, so as you all know
we urge people to provide us potential topics for this improvised
art compo
warpus meaning words
CthMist a party doing an action, a suggested action, and a suggested
location or context
the classic example being a HORSE / SWIMMING / at the WHITE HOUSE
some folks have already sent in some potential words
warpus eager beaver cleavers
CthMist so lets set the timer for 15 minutes
at that time well press the red button on our word formulation
combobulator
and not long afterwards, you will collectively have your marching
orders
you can send me words here on the IRC, privately
warpus or on discord
or yell them out into the air above, if you live close enough to
either of us, well hear you
CthMist we put them all in a big hat
what colour is the hat? I dont know if we need to get into that
level of detail
t h e s e w o r d s a c t u a l l y
CthMist ten more minutes, folks!
warpus we are getting a whole crapload of words here, keep em coming
CthMist please wash them off before putting them in the hat
CthMist I think that machine is just about ready to weigh the submissions
against the feather of truth s
warpus, can you press the button please?
CthMist no, with your FINGER
warpus done!
i am hearing the whirling and gagging noises coming from the
machine now
CthMist also theres an awful smell
warpus the traditional awful blender word picking smell, how festive
CthMist is that... is that the sound of someone crying?
no matter, the show must go on
warpus this is a show?
CthMist its show and tell. we start with the tell now, the show is later
OK warp, please reach your hand into the receptacle and withdraw
the topics
warpus inserting my mouth into the receptacle now
whoa, youll never believe this, mon
the first word is RASTAFARIANS mon
lets get those easter bunniest high af
CthMist happy 4/20, uh, tomorrow
OK, Ill stick my spleen in there... and my action is EGG HUNT
warpus how appropriate!
CthMist where are these rastas hunting eggs, warp?
warpus let me see, slurping out the last word now
the rastafarian egg hunt will take place in..
JURASSIC PARK
nature found a way
CthMist wow
its like Spielberg left money on the table
All right friends, find a way to get art in to us within 24 hours
from now, on the subjects of
RASTAFARIANS / EGG HUNT / JURASSIC PARK
thanks for sending in your words, now go out there and make some
very strange fanart!
g e t y o u r e n t r i e s i n
warpus FORTY EIGHT MINUTES LEFT UNTIL JUDGEMAGEDDON
warpus DU HAST SIEBEN MINUTEN!
THREE.. TWO.. ONE.. TIME IST UPST!
send your last minute entries in now plz
ive been told that cthulu is dressed up as a creepy rabbit of some
sort at this very minute and his being chased by an unruly group of
kids who are demanding eggs. However, we are working through
judging nevertheless, it might just take a bit longer
2Stoned sent my little silly entry. pbbt. happy 4/20 everyone.
TIME TA GET SUPA IRIE.
tainted i smoked too much this morning trying to finish something for
blender, im ready for a nap
and i still have easter dinner in a few hours, ugh!
w h o w o n ?
Cthmist All right! Warpus, ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
we have Blender winners to announce.
warpus ya mon!
Cthmist Not a ton of them... there are numerous holidays being observed
this weekend, as reflected in the words this time around
warpus yeah, isnt it klingon independence day today
Cthmist presumably the would-be contributors are off celebrating one, the
other, or both
but in addition to all the other holidays it is also BLENDER DAY
and a couple of artists have celebrated that with us
Warpus, can you tell us about our second place winner?
warpus second place! Mi deh yah, yuh know! justasec mon
Cthmist his replies are being delayed because hes routing them through
jamaica
warpus 2nd place goes to.. representing the 420-friendly Mistigris
clan.. weighin in at 420 pounds.. its..
2Stoned!!!
how appropriately named
Cthmist he likes doing tall entries that kind of tell a little story and,
well, youll see it when we release the pack later this week
theyre very hard to share over social media!
warpus its a beautiful tale of dinosaur and egg, and some ganja thrown in
for good measure
i had to unzip my pants to fully enjoy this entry, if were being honesCthmist but in first place, we have a collab from two ANSI gods from Fire
Graphics
Tainted and Toon Goon take home the gold this time around
warpus ive heard of those guys! wait, are we sure it wasnt cheech and
chong submitting this one?
wait, have we ever seen cheech and tainted in the same room at the
same time?
Cthmist I rather suspect 2stoned has both of them in his hotboxed garage
s e e y o u n e x t t i m e
Cthmist anyway, well see you all in about three months
what, july 20th ish?
warpus is that a real date?
ive never heard of this july
i guess it must be. see you in July ! and thanks for playing along
i r e p e a t :
if there ever is another blender, it will most likely be held:
if not sooner!
saturday, july 19th - sunday, july 20th, 2025
2:00pm - 2:00pm est
blender on EFnet
please join us. - hennifer
warpus
cthulu