FUCK NO!
Hi Husband! Do you want to
Do you want to know about my
tell me about day?
your day?
No.
No.
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Hi Husband!
Whats the best
thing of being
married? IDIOT!
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Why do you say
that? This one
is still in perfect
conditions.
Dont you think
you need a new
pair of shoes? Nevermind.
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Please dont flood
the bathroom floor
after shower.
Motherf****r!
OK!
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Because I think Ive
found a solution!
Remember when you
said there was Yeah. Its impossible
nothing you could for men.
do to avoid peeing Why do you ask?
all around the
toilet bowl?
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Did you enjoy
the meal Ive Delicious!
cooked for you?
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Hi Husband!
Did you notice
anything different?
No!
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Why are you so nervous?
Did you have a good day? Jesus! You are weird!
Im not!
Yup!
Yes, you are.
IM NOT FUCKING
NERVOUS! OK?
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THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
THEY HATIN
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My wife...
Whats the problem, Im married to her!
dood? What about your
wife?
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My wife...
Whats the problem, She left me!
dood? Again? What
happened?
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I had an amazing day! Then what did I just say?
Were you listening to me?
Got promoted at work! Then what did I just
Yeah! say?
My mom called and
invited us to dinner!
Do you think I should
use my new red dress?
That one we bought
last weekend?
She will cook fish
and potatoes!
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I think Yoga is kinda
overrated. You know? Like I was saying,
Yoga is totally
overrated!
Yeah?
Yeah! Yoga is
overrated!
Youve just said
that!
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Did you see the new Are you crazy?
neighbors? I dont even know
Why dont you do that woman that well.
what he does?
The couple from
Spain?
And what will her
Why cant you be husband think?
be like that?
Yeah! Did you notice
how hes gentle and Youve completely
is always kissing her? lost your mind!
Yeah! Why?
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Sushi Palace?
No!
Chinese Dragon? CAN YOU PLEASE TELL
Nah.. ME WHERE THE HELL
Where do you want Taco Hell? YOU WANT TO EAT?
to eat? Jesus! Wherever you want,
Wherever you want, Pizza Buff? bae.
bae. Nope.
McDump?
Gross..
Junker King?
Meh!
Bendys? -
Yikes!
Starducks?
No way!
KKKFC?
Hell no!
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Hi Husband!
Did you pay the
energy bill?
Possibly... Possibly...Not!
PAST PAST
DUE DUE
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He knows all the secrets,
routine and diet that made
Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg But guess what?
and Warren Buffett billionaires. Bobs still broke!
This is Married Bob! All thanks to the usefull Thank you, Facebook!
articles he reads on Facebook
every day!
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But guess what?
He doesnt give a flying
fuck! Bob hates Mondays!
This is Married Bob! Every Monday Bob has
a shitload of work
He has an average to do!
job in a big company.
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Last night... Tonight...
02 days ago... What are you watching? What are you watching?
What are you watching? The news! A movie!
A movie! Can we watch Can you put
a movie? on the news?
Can you put
on the news?
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How many times do I Did you say something?
have to ask you to
put the trash out?
No, babe!
Im doing that
right now!
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Did you eat my The neighbors maybe?
cookies again? Nope! Never trusted them!
I cant find it!
Then who did it,
Bob? Its just
you and me here.
COO COO COO
KIES KIES KIES
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I have this startup You said millionaires?
idea that can make Count me in!
us millionaires!
And if we work hard,
in one year we can...
You said hard work?
Count me out!
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Ive compiled all Yeah! Youre going
the house rules in to need it if you
a book for you! disobey the rules!
But this is
the Bible!
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Are you done
with the toilet?
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This is their current house. This is what Bob can
This is Bobs wife 40 year mortgage actually afford!
dream house.
dog
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30 minutes later... 05 hours later...
Bob! Its late! BOOOOOOOOOB!
Get out of the computer Bob! ITS PAST BEDTIME! IM GONNA KICK YOUR
and come to bed! YOU SAID ONE MINUTE! SORRY ASS!
One minute, babe! One minute, babe! One minute, babe!
Just one minute... Just one minute... Just one minute...
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This one? Haha. Nope. There she is: eX-Wife
Have you ever thought who is
the most powerful X-Men?
Surely not this one...
DIVO
RCE
ALL THE
MONEY
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This is Bobs dream car... And this is why he will never have that car.
This is Bobs car...
No, you dont need
a chickmagnet car!
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Bob, are you sleeping Is it payday yet?
at work again?
No!
zzZZZ ZZ.. zzZZZ ZZ..
Married Bob - Art Story by Luciano Ayres
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