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Now serving Blocktonic - Ask your friendly bartender for a free sippy sample
A new iCE cold Blocktonic to quench your thirst. This deadly cocktail took
around abouts 1 year from concept to the end result. Some say the taste is
refreshing, sweet, and spicy, a gentle reminder of bygone days when music
was good and Jordan was King. Others say it tastes like flannel and pogs.
RADMAN: I RATE THIS DRINK 9.5/10!!, IF IT CAME SOONER IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN
EASY TEN!!
It has a hint of citric notes, woody undertones and packs a punch like no
other. Best served with iCE.
All Yours for a stress free payment of 0.1 eth. CHEAP YOU MUST BUY!!
While we cant tell you all of the ingredients, or how its put together, we
Can tell you the following was added or done to create this iCE cold tonic.
1: Get out your Mr Robototronics drink mixer available online for .15 eth
and add the following.
2 Ounces of Black Guard
1 Filthy Orange peel
1 bottle of Veks Beer
3 tea spoons of Kirkmans finest
1 oz of tainteds magic cbd oil
4 drops of venom from a BOA constrictor snake
500ml of The green hornet absinthe
2: Now youll need to bring out your inner Alpha king and vigorously shake
all the ingredients like a Savage.
3: Wash the Filthy orange peel prior to garnishing as getting tetanus might
be a possibility from uncleanliness.
4: Add an iCE cube, Taste lightly and let it sit in the mouth for 3 seconds.
It should have a Smooth texture to it with a hint of filth in it.
5: Serve it up to: H7, Kitiara, Matt Matthew, Necro, Toon Goon, Warpus and
Whazzit.
Warning, Excess consumption will leave you with Zerovision and incapable of
doing the simplest of tasks. Like drawing ansi. People will look at you like
some sort of Misfit. Not advised to consume more then 6.7 ounces.
So there you have it, it took a year but here it is. Enjoy!
Savage