+pixelpushercancer+ c A N C E R 9 6 - pp
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Welcome:
Welcome to the 1st cancer packsince our revival. Alot of people put
the group down this month, thinking we would suck really bad, but I think the
guysand girl! : and I have put together one heck of a pack! Alot of people
are going to be surprised. Our ascii department is a very talented one. And
our ansis are good too. All around I think the group is great. We hope that
many packs will follow this one.. we dont want to die again. There was a big
lack of communication this month with ear, but we hope this will get fixed.
Alot of new members, so we wont introduce them all. We will have our WWW page
finished soon, so be on the look out. Well thats it for the welcome.. :
News:
Well.. first off id like to let you all know that my emag will be out in
april sometime trailer park news look for it.. It will be elite.. promise.
I just have to add this in.. On IRC i asked cybernary if he would be interested
in joining cancer, now, i have seen some good excuses for not joining a group,
but this one gets first prize.. :
*cyFIRE* time. none in the immediate future, im getting ready to leave now...
and like, ill be gone all day, and then at 2am i have an ULTRAZONE or
DarkZone up in canada INTERNATIONAL tournament to go to, which will alst
until about 2pm.... then sleep all day tomorrow, and do it again at 4am on
Sunday until noon... then get my award for winning with my team, and then
sleep again.
hehhehehe if that dont get first prize.. i dont know what does...
Its cool though cuz he is gonna help us out.. :
Rumors:
rumors compiled from many sources including the fbi and the cia!
- dj quad is really a clown dj at kids birthday parties.
- after 7 hours of surgery, radman is now radwoman.
- all these wu-tang clan posers are just small white kids named melvin.
- tguardian is really the pope.
- loopy is reptiles sister.
- reptile is loopys brother.
- maytrickz is really an albino with a labtop.
- all the people in ansi who say they smoke, do smoke.. smoke cock that is.
- king midas is a undercover kkk member.. shh.. hes webster
- chromatik.. oh shit.. after that ck-hello.zip file.. im not saying anything.
- sinned soul is really satan on irc, and i am god.
- when a guy changes to a girl on irc, doodlers sweat her..err.. him
- nero has daily sex with barnyard animals
- stone the crow was a special guest on muppet babies
- ewheat had oral sex with a kid named pbx
- whtetrash warms himself in a fat chicks lard rolls
- mre is a close relative to mr.t ...i pitta de mre.
- sw really stands for sensitive woman for those netsex nights
- whodini gets head from drunk ascii elfs. they say wOKKA dA nUUKKA
- enigmatic is a negro-making-machine c
- valgamon is making a comeback.. just like the a.l.f comeback of 96.
- napalm death molested a squirrel!
if these offend you.. get a fucking life.. :
Adios
Thanks for checking out what we had to put out this month.. see you here next
month.. same bat-time, same bat-channel.. : If you have any complaints about
this pack or the group or whatever.. shove them up your ass.. i dont care..
Well thats all for this month, enjoy the pack!
writers: white trash If you would like to join cancer, catch us on irc in
ear ansi or cancer.
cidica Cancer 1996