Me
pretty
flower.
Hello, my
name is Plague. For the past
year or so, I
have been drawing ansi as a smal
l hobby It took care
of my free time, and I got to make some do
ugh on the
side. I thought little about Him.
As you can tell, I have been
a terrible sinner. I
had no point
in my life There was a yawning chasm of
a void in my heart, a ter
rible nothingness. But then
I realized there was S
omeone Who Loved Me... He who
has Suffered for us all, and Takes th
e Pain of our
Sins. It is, of course, Zordon
, the ancient
Cambodian
God of Cattle. Legend has it th
at once, in
a fit of rage, he set fire to himself
and to his
faithful mount, Eddy the Ta
lking Beaver. In respect
of this age-old tradition, I will
climb to the top of
the Statue of Liberty next Tuesday, d
ouse myself in
gasoline, and rise to the
heavens upon a gigantic
flaming carrot, thus proclaiming
myself as the one
True Messiah. And so I
bid farewell to the ansi
scene,
and mAy you all see the ligh
t as I have.
..Plag
ue. Getting Deported.
ps. I was just kidding about
quiting the scene.
Honest.