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table of contents
1. editorial mistawho loopy
2. fewlish keedz mistawho
3. brazillian fag loopy
4. timestamps mistawho
5. gotta girl tempest
6. interview with vectorx loopy
7. irc polls loopy
8. klines mistawho
9. irc quotes loopy
10. stupid shit on irc loopy
11. next month loopy
12. /signoff loopy
editorial by loopy and mistawho
yo sup dogma readers this is ishue TWO, relased on christmas, december
25th 1995. if this zine were called dogmai, backwards it would be iamgod. neat
eh? anyways, we dumped the letters to the editor section because, well nobody
wrote to us. while dumping that, a new addition is here. irc quotes. its just
what it is irc quotes funny quotes, and anything else there is wanted heh. i
would also like to point out that i am dissapointed with the opers on efnet...
guys if you read this DONT IMPLEMENT TIMESTAMPS if you dont know what time-
stamps are youre dumb, but thats besides the point. well, timestamps put a
stamp on the user with the time they signed on, so if a nick collision is about
to occur, the server checks to see which user has been on longer, and the user
is not collided. there is also another patch that is stuuuuupid. the name is
currently unkown. when the server with the patch splits, it doesnt allow you
to join any channels. it says some bullshit about how youre access is
restricted. so basically if every server uses that and timestamps, there is
no way to get ops back on an opless channel. gay eh? i believe that timestamps
are already in effect dealing with collisions. crhistmas eve, irc.ais.net had
been splitting like mad...so i decided it would be a great time to colide some
fags..and as you can see, dstrukt registered the kill:
D !SCORE! : pblank : !SCORE!
yet, he was not collided. so i believe timestamps are in effect on irc.ais.net
check out mistawhos article that goes into great detail about the timestamps.
-loOpydogma editor
Welcome to the second issue of Dogma. Bet you thought it was
a one timer, and I also bet you are thinking What the hell
is that lamer mistawho writing in the editorial for. Well,
because I have a lot of extra time.
The idea of this magazine is a great one, and that is why you
will see me contribute to it so often. Although it is
probably not the first IRC/Internet type text based magazine,
I think it is the most well executed. It has a good format,
and it is great to read for information and humor on what is
going on, on EVERYBODYs network.
With Microsoft joining the net instead of taking it on, and
the TS Server patches to not allow collisions anymore coming
up VERY soon, there will be plenty to read in this issue,
and as you will probably see every issue, this will be the
best issue to date.
Any hate mail, Im not an editor, mail them to Stigmatic I
think thats how it is spelled or loOpy, happy holidays and
since im jewish, go light some candles.
-mistajew/hew/poo/foo/andsometimeswho
fEWLISH kEEDZ by mistawho
The Fewlish Keeedz. Something a lot of your have heard about, but
only a few know what the Fewlish Keeedz is. I am here to put a stop to your
ignorance and let you in on the secret. The fK started a year ago, with
various members, such as illz, dr. hate, myself, superfly, vCx, and so on,
after a while, it did die. Now, what did the fK do? Various types of
things. If you want to call us a hacking group by term, then you can,
because that is what we are. We are not restricted to just one thing, we
do everything and anything.
The fK was recently revived when I was on IRC and decided it was time
to bring it back to life. People say that we are lame because we dedicate
our time actually tearing apart EfNet or anything else, and that we should
take are extra time to do something productive, but as to what Dr. Hate
said in an issue of PLA as a phreaker, thats what makes us phone losers.
I enjoy learning and doing what I do. And that is the point of
what I am saying here. We all do what we like, and mine just happens to
annoy more than one person. Do you hate me? About 1000 of you out there
do on IRC, but that is beyond the point here. I do what I do in a world
that is surealistic if anything, and when it comes to my spare time, that is
what I will always do.
Have a problem with this? Too bad. I dont care what you think,
because there are a select few who appreciate what people like Dr. Hate do
and you will some day soon too. When you finally see the light and quit
being an ansi faggot, or a wares puppy, you will find out where it is really
at and convert over. Its like a religion, and when you actually start to
learn, you keep a great faith towards it. Remember, your god is Kevin
Mitnick, learn to live with it.
-mistawho@@
brazillion fag by loopy
for the past few months, there seemed to be a problem on ansi. it was
more of an annoyance. ansi is not my favorite channel, but i have to admit
i have been on that channel for a long time... about 1.5 years i believe :
recently there has been this brazillian faggot, who moved from the u.s. to
brazil of course. he wrote a script called mal.irc, and claimed it his own
yet its bits and peieces of tons of other scripts. this kid has no skill what-
so-ever. when i confronted him about it he said it was a joke. many times
he has pissed of the ops on ansi. the strange thing is that he was always
opped. reason being he had a bot called afromama. anyways, i was irritated
this past thursday, so i hopped in ansi, well,as usual i was opped by the bots,
and i kicked a few fags. i pissed him off by disagreeing with his views on
girls or something stupid like that and a few minutes later, he bkd me.
after a tiring day at school, i kinda got pissed. i got one of the bots to
unban me, i massdeopd and bkd him. he threw a sissy fit, and started saying
how i am going to be perma banned from ansi forever...well one day later i am
sitting on ansi writing this article. many little petty arguments followed,
and now he is no more. you can thank mistawho, stigmata and i for this.
his name was conde.
-loOpydogma editor
-The incorporation of TS Server Patches
TS means TimeStamp. After bugging Sik an Australian IRCOp I had
found out the information on what exactly the TimeStamp will do.
The TS patch is applied to an IRC Server, and it will eliminate the
following problems:
1 There is no more server ops, whoever was opped in the channel
originally will be opped on a rejoin, that person will remain
opped, anybody who jumps on a split and tries to get ops on
the rejoin will not be opped, they will get deopped.
2 There will be NO more collisions to an effect. If you try
to collide someone, you will otherwise be killed, or asked
to change your nick by the server. This is not YET quite
figured out yet, and nobody is quite sure what will happen
with this. It will involved whoever had the nick the longest
amount of time will keep the nick, and the one who had it
the least will lose it.
This is not FORCED upon IRC Servers, this is an option for the
people to install on their efnet servers. Unless ALL of efnet actually
installs these patches, it might not work too well, but then again, it
might work just great. A few servers Although I am not sure which
servers are patched right now, and I havent ran into any of them.
This all brings it down to one question, what will be next? What
new hole will be found by someone? What will be the NEXT BIG thing to
happen on Efnet? Mail your thoughts to:
fewlish@zipnet.com dont mailflash/bomb me, I have firewalling
Until all is figured out, we will have to sit back and wait for
more information to come out, as of now, that is about all the
information there is right now.
-mistawho
I GOTTA GIRL, FROM EYE ARE SEE...
by Tempest
Big thanks for ideas/help go to: Sam, James and Diane.
This is an off shoot song of Trippin Daisys, I gotta girl.
I gotta girl, shes from I-R-C
I gotta girl, I picked her up on netsex
I gotta girl, she types so sweetly
I gotta girl, she loves her script
I gotta girl, I love her script too
I gotta girl, she says she loves me
I gotta girl, I take her to dinner
I gotta girl, when we left netsex I was a sinner
I gotta girl, Daddy hasta let me borrow the modem
I gotta girl, with an IRC body
I gotta girl, I says *hugs* to
I gotta girl, I do a /me fucks her
I gotta girl, if you give her ops she say I love you.
I gotta girl, and for ops she would be your date
I gotta girl, its cheaper to call her at night
I gotta girl, I have no worries of bad breath
I gotta girl, cause I only kiss on IRC
I gotta girl, I added her to my bot
I gotta girl, she uses irc.eskimo.com
I gotta girl, she keeps bitchin at me for netsex
I gotta girl, I hope shes not a guy.
I gotta girl, her nick is Babe
I gotta girl, but in real life her name is Dave
I gotta girl, who thinks Im 13 inches long
I gotta girl, she sed on netsex like to suck yer schlong
I gotta girl, who says shes not like other women
I gotta girl, she meant cus she looks like Richard Simmons
I gotta girl, who likes to chat
I gotta girl, I saw her gif
I gotta girl, shes male and fat.
I gotta girl, who sounds like Mr. T
I gotta girl, and she sed she wants to have real sex with me
I gotta girl, who loves to netsex me
I gotta girl, her mom says shes only 3.
I gotta girl, she said shes my age
I gotta girl, who needs to have her legs
I gotta girl, she smells good
I gotta girl, she likes the smell of dog food
I gotta girl, who drinks ice tea
I gotta girl, if you wish to sleep with her she charges no fee
I gotta girl, she said she loves me
I gotta girl, my friend MaCDaDDy said shes a he.
I gotta girl, she said to call for fun
I gotta girl, when I called she wanted my Visa .
I gotta girl, she sent a gif
I gotta girl, I got the magazine her pic came with.
I gotta girl, on my HD
I gotta girl, at the site of her gif my god commited suicide
I gotta girl, she makes me feel like a man
I gotta girl, she makes me wish I had another hand
I gotta girl, who says she like guns
I gotta girl, her face looks like shes been shot with one.
I gotta girl, she likes Dead Milkmen
I gotta girl, I didnt know she didnt mean the band.
I gotta girl, so what if shes into SM
I gotta girl, she looks like a melted MM
I gotta girl, she doesnt believe in masturbation
I gotta girl, but every night I see her at the gas station.
I gotta girl, who says she looks like ru paul
I gotta girl, and shes even got the balls.
I gotta girl, who said she likes the way I sound
I gotta girl, she sounds good, all thousands pounds of her
I gotta girl, her nick is HotGirl
I gotta girl, but when I saw her gif even my dog hurled.
I gotta girl, she said to call her
I gotta girl, but it was the number of a call girl.
I gotta girl, who sed she has big boobs,
I gotta girl, she only charges after minute two.
I gotta girl, who said she isnt fat
I gotta girl, her number is 1-800-HOT-CHAT
I gotta girl, who wants to date
I gotta girl, who sounds like Bobcar Goldthwait
I gotta girl, whos always in the mood
I gotta girl, but she looks like Robin Williams in the nude.
I gotta girl, and shes got an IRC guy!
monthly interview by loopy
the interview this month is with vectorx. he is one of the coolest, and
knowledgable people ive met on irc. he used to hang out on ansi about a year
ago, and then started a net called eReetnet. it was just that, ereet. you
can meet him usually taking acid or fucking with the ops or something
mischveiuos like that :
loOpy : how long have you been on then net?
VectorX Since the summer after my sophomore year of high school.. Im a
senior now
loOpy : what do you think, was youre first big accomplishment?
VectorX hacking yale and not getting arrested..
loOpy : how long ago was that?
VectorX junior year
VectorX sometime in october 94
loOpy : so you would consider youreself a criminal?
VectorX Id have to say yeah
VectorX because I do break into things
VectorX protected well or not
VectorX I have intent
VectorX usually not destructive though..
loOpy : ahh..do you do any damage once youre in?
VectorX no, more or less to gain information
VectorX Theres a funny story about the first site I hacked
loOpy : tell it :
VectorX I was echoing accounts into /etc/passwd
VectorX and I typed only one recreate instead of append
loOpy : heheh
VectorX so I replaced their entire account list with a one line account
called with the uid of snapple
VectorX it was down for 3 days
loOpy : did you know what you were doing?
VectorX I didnt realize how I fucked up until
VectorX I couldnt run commands under root anymore
VectorX I was so excited that an 8lgm exploit worked for me
VectorX I didnt really care
loOpy : in one word, what do you think of aol ?
VectorX All On LSD
VectorX 3 words
loOpy : yah i didnt notice, im not that good at math
VectorX hehe
loOpy : do you like the beatles?
VectorX I respect their music but it aint muh thing..
loOpy : yea same here
VectorX I like orange juice..
VectorX speaking of juice, OJ did it.
loOpy : yes he did
loOpy : you know that after interviewing subzero last ishue, he just got
a Oline
VectorX yeah he mentioned it
loOpy : are you hoping for the same?
VectorX an O line would be alright
loOpy : tell us about ereetnet
loOpy : it rocked
VectorX eReetnet... resulted from my constant need to tweak things out
VectorX it was basically a power trip
VectorX but at one point around last december.. it had 10 servers and about
150 people
VectorX all warez and h/p oriented or doodleboys converting to h/p
VectorX and the server.. well it was just a big hack
VectorX from chanops to fake hostnames to servers that kicked you out of
channels and spoofed your address
VectorX I once linked it to efnet for a VERY brief period. but thats another
story
VectorX currently ereetnet doesnt exist
VectorX but I still have the server code
loOpy : if there was one chic on the planet you could fuck, who would it be?
VectorX Hmm
VectorX hard one
VectorX I have a woman now
VectorX but if I didnt.. Id have to say Hey Mariah
loOpy : cool what is her bra size?
VectorX Im thinking 34B
loOpy : what computer do you use?
VectorX ancient one
VectorX 386/33DX
VectorX 8megs
VectorX kinda funny.. my mom works at Intel too.
loOpy : yah thats ironic, go to work with her and steal one
VectorX Intel Security tho
VectorX you should see that place.. I just wish I could
VectorX you know they have p7s now
VectorX 200mhz machines
VectorX shhh
loOpy : no i didnt know
loOpy : woah shit thats faster than my computer
VectorX its nearing the speed of some of our ISPs which tend to be
workstations and sparcs
loOpy : what is youre favorite ftp site?
VectorX ftp.giga.or.at or unix.mclv.net simply because theyre reliable for
good h/p utils when youre in a hurry
loOpy : what do you think of vassagahoe?
loOpy : vassago rather
VectorX vassago sucks a mean dick from what I hear
VectorX but his script is usable when its tweaked out for my irc+eReet
loOpy : speaking of scripts, waht is youre favorite and why?
VectorX ereet.irc because I made it and its good for scoring accounts
VectorX /-eReet-/ eReet.irc ./. Backdoor Manipulation ver. 2.3 by VCX and
illusion Loading...
VectorX /-eReet-/ eReet version 2.00 now fully armed. Type /ehelp for commands.
loOpy : would you like to uhh pass it my way? :
VectorX sure but this is a bugged up one.. I need my archive from spyder
VectorX I got people started saying eReet btw if you noticed its use lately..
anywhere from Buletin boards to newsgroupds
loOpy : do you remember youre first collide?
VectorX Sure do.. it was Piker back when I had my own portal.com account
VectorX *** piker is piker@irc1.svc.portal.com Is an IRC operator away
loOpy : did he throw a fit?
VectorX he threatened the removal of my account
VectorX thats about it
VectorX so I collided him again
VectorX from another site
loOpy : and did he threaten the same?
VectorX he never really talked to me again
loOpy : cool...
VectorX but my time on portal was brief due to other activity
loOpy : gee i wonder why :
VectorX hehe
loOpy : what was the first channel you joined the first time on irc
VectorX portal
VectorX it made you join it
VectorX lame
loOpy : oh god thats gay
VectorX then shiver
loOpy : art group?
VectorX I was a doodleboy for the first 2 months
loOpy : woah what did you draw?
loOpy : ansi ascis vga?
VectorX I coded intros
loOpy : can you give our readers a tip for irc?
VectorX its only IRC
VectorX Break it before it gets too big
VectorX and dont be intimidated by fag ircops
loOpy : no kidding
loOpy : will you find a way around the timestamps?
VectorX what timestanps do you mean
VectorX ircd logging?
VectorX unix loggin?
loOpy : timestamps on irc
VectorX I havnt run into much trouble with timestamps
loOpy : from what i hear they are implementing them on efnet soon
VectorX well when that happens I think tcp spoofing and flooding will hit an
alltime high
loOpy : yes thats what i was thinking, and more backdoor shit too
VectorX well Ill personally see to that
loOpy : ok well i gotta go take a shit so we gotta end this here.. what is
one thing that you would like to be remembered about you?
VectorX that I always found a way around stuff and I hope my persistance
leads to new creations in the h/p areas
loOpy : ok thanks for youre time
loOpy : i gotta run big time :
VectorX no prob
VectorX later
loOpy : lates
irc polls by loopy
on the level of 1-10 the ircop piker is about a 9.5 in the fagmeter. look
at this log:
*** You have been killed by operator SANTA
irc.texas.net!irc.umn.edu128.101.131.30!irc.uiuc.edu192.17.7.229!*.port
al.comirc1.portal.com!irc1.svc.portal.com!SANTA lame flooding
*** SANTA is piker@irc1.svc.portal.com Master of Puppets
*** on channels: @opersex uirc space pub @help LiVewIrE @0 gaysex
*** on irc via server irc1.portal.com irc1.portal.com Portal Communications
Routing Se
*** SANTA is away: Tell me your Christmas wish, and I will see what I can do.
*** SANTA is an IRC Operator
- santa eye was polling for dogma, ircii script polls
- santa dogma elite irc/net zine
- santa eye donut consider that flooding
SANTA!piker@irc1.svc.portal.com its rude
- SANTA lets see here, one line to join the channel, one line for the
version message, and one line to leave..youre calling that rude?
- santa eye donut phear you
-SANTA!piker@irc1.svc.portal.com- I HAVE BROUGHT YOU IRCD WITH TS FOR
CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR! ENJOY! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
- santa bah fewl, timestamps sucks
several total ircII script users polled on 11:08 pm 12/24/95 eastern time.
results:
503 PhoEniX
198 LiCe
64 TextBox
19 dEsPiTe
12 PurePak
9 iRCUZi
8 SkulD
8 splitsURfer
8 Night
7 K-Line
6 y0h0h0
5 FausT
4 DJiNN
4 TextSoX
margin of error: roughly 1
note: this poll only counts SCRIPTS, not clients like mIRC or ircII. In
acutality, i versioned with the polling script i wrote, about 2,000
users, yet most were using ircII unix, mIRC windows, or ircle
macintosh a werd goes out to tris, for letting me use his
pp-massver.irc script to aid me in the polls this month.
klines by mistawho
Now for something completely stupid and lame.
I was going through the klines of servers, and I decided
to keep the ones that were of interested. Here they are
for your reading enjoyment in Dogma Issue 2.
Yes, I was using volt during all of this
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.eskimo.com
find-kline match: *Hell@*.net-connect.net
find-kline match: *Fuck@*.erinet.com
find-kline match: *madbombr@*.tch.org -- eYE kNOW tHIS gUY!
find-kline match: nasty...not@*.ocala.com
97 k:lines, 4 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.texas.net
find-kline match: auto-connect@*.winternet.com -- fEDZ!@!@!@
find-kline match: *asmodean@*.fred.net
find-kline match: *hacker@*procyon.com
find-kline match: *root@* -- bAH hUMBUG
find-kline match: *madbombr@* -- tHERE iZ mADbOMBAH aGAIN
find-kline match: *@*.eskimo.com
find-kline match: *@*.primenet.com
find-kline match: *@*.compuserve.com
find-kline match: *@*.netcom.com
find-kline match: *@*.aol.com
251 k:lines, 10 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
irc.cris.com had over 1400 bans...
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.cris.com
find-kline match: *blowme@*.frontiernet.net
find-kline match: colliders@*.free.org
find-kline match: FLASHING@*.sojourn.com -- lAYME fLASHERS
1414 k:lines, 3 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.netcom.com
find-kline there are no k:lines @ irc.netcom.com
It may be gone, but in memory of total havoc on efnet, thought I would
at least keep its memory going....
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.mit.edu
*** irc.mit.edu No such server
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.funet.fi
find-kline match: *@*.seattleu.edu -- hEY, tHATS mUH cITY@*@*
248 k:lines, 1 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
This better be a little bit more interesting than the others...
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline anarchy.tamu.edu
find-kline match: *aaron@*texas.net -- Aaron is my name it is
397 k:lines, 1 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
-mistawho@@
nEED aE lAGGED sERVER, cHECK oUT iRC.fUNET.fI:17283 aND wREAK
sOME gODDAMN hAVOC.
irc quotes
here are a few irc quotes that we found humorous. there is a line in between
them seperating the quotes.
stigmata if i was selfdescribing, the words hung like a moose would have
come into play
pimpip MARK MY WORDS. KRIS KROSS RULES.
mrgeogrph brazil is located in the buttcrack of soufamerica
stigmama brazil suxors
conde stig:no it doesnt
stigmama yes it does
stigmama you got no weed there
psybrclit she lost it in the war, so we got her a nice new cyber clit
oBsiDiCE 3y3 f0rGaWT dA KoMbInASHuN For My BuTTguARd
sunkat dont you hate it when you take a shit and the terd breaks halfway
out and you have to wipe for like 2 hours
cidica i feel that in the future, i can call 1800-acid-ans and get an acid
merchandise store ..press 1 to buy an acid mug . press 2 to order a
professional art logo for your bulletin board, press 3 for acid brand
phonesex ..oh, that ansi is hard
kalshmoe bah.. Im gunna grab a pizza and go masturbate. gnite all
cee he called it a pizza?
stupid shit on irc by loopy
what would an irc/net zine be without stupid shit?!@? stupid of course.
so right here is little one line annoyance things to do on irc. send youre little
one line annoyance things in, so you can share it with the rest of us. you must
be on unix, and have an ircii client to do this shit. i offer no support at all
for mirc, wsirc or any other of those stupid windows clients. if i see you with a
windows client i just might have to get mideval on youre sorry ass.
//on public *zine*//say dogma rules!
when someone says zines, you say which zine rules
!annOyance factOr! -10
//on ctcp *ver*//version 0
when someone versions you, you do the same back
!annOyance factOr! 60
/type p
yea, type that exactly and press return. its rad
!annOyance factOr! 69
whats up for next month by loopy
-article by tMM about the ansi scene
-editorial by stigmata, as he didnt get it to me in time :
-stigmata will be putting ishue THREE together
-an interiew with srfrog, or piker
-cooler shit
-more cool shit
-more articles
-different ascii
-and other stuff i forgot
*** Signoff by loOpy
i hoped you liked this ishue TWO, as i crammed in at the last minute to
release on christmas : excpect ishue THREE coming out sometime next month.
and expect alot of new shit, some shit dropped and dont ask me if i plan on
getting this zine coded, i wont : btw, check ishue ONE, look at the
VERY bottom, you might enjoy it. and to end, id like to leave you with this
one final quote.
ACiDBOT I dont know why loopy is so leet.
and you think ill put tits here too? no way.
dogma ishue TWO 95
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table of contents
1. editorial mistawho loopy
2. fewlish keedz mistawho
3. brazillian fag loopy
4. timestamps mistawho
5. gotta girl tempest
6. interview with vectorx loopy
7. irc polls loopy
8. klines mistawho
9. irc quotes loopy
10. stupid shit on irc loopy
11. next month loopy
12. /signoff loopy
editorial by loopy and mistawho
yo sup dogma readers this is ishue TWO, relased on christmas, december
25th 1995. if this zine were called dogmai, backwards it would be iamgod. neat
eh? anyways, we dumped the letters to the editor section because, well nobody
wrote to us. while dumping that, a new addition is here. irc quotes. its just
what it is irc quotes funny quotes, and anything else there is wanted heh. i
would also like to point out that i am dissapointed with the opers on efnet...
guys if you read this DONT IMPLEMENT TIMESTAMPS if you dont know what time-
stamps are youre dumb, but thats besides the point. well, timestamps put a
stamp on the user with the time they signed on, so if a nick collision is about
to occur, the server checks to see which user has been on longer, and the user
is not collided. there is also another patch that is stuuuuupid. the name is
currently unkown. when the server with the patch splits, it doesnt allow you
to join any channels. it says some bullshit about how youre access is
restricted. so basically if every server uses that and timestamps, there is
no way to get ops back on an opless channel. gay eh? i believe that timestamps
are already in effect dealing with collisions. crhistmas eve, irc.ais.net had
been splitting like mad...so i decided it would be a great time to colide some
fags..and as you can see, dstrukt registered the kill:
D !SCORE! : pblank : !SCORE!
yet, he was not collided. so i believe timestamps are in effect on irc.ais.net
check out mistawhos article that goes into great detail about the timestamps.
-loOpydogma editor
Welcome to the second issue of Dogma. Bet you thought it was
a one timer, and I also bet you are thinking What the hell
is that lamer mistawho writing in the editorial for. Well,
because I have a lot of extra time.
The idea of this magazine is a great one, and that is why you
will see me contribute to it so often. Although it is
probably not the first IRC/Internet type text based magazine,
I think it is the most well executed. It has a good format,
and it is great to read for information and humor on what is
going on, on EVERYBODYs network.
With Microsoft joining the net instead of taking it on, and
the TS Server patches to not allow collisions anymore coming
up VERY soon, there will be plenty to read in this issue,
and as you will probably see every issue, this will be the
best issue to date.
Any hate mail, Im not an editor, mail them to Stigmatic I
think thats how it is spelled or loOpy, happy holidays and
since im jewish, go light some candles.
-mistajew/hew/poo/foo/andsometimeswho
fEWLISH kEEDZ by mistawho
The Fewlish Keeedz. Something a lot of your have heard about, but
only a few know what the Fewlish Keeedz is. I am here to put a stop to your
ignorance and let you in on the secret. The fK started a year ago, with
various members, such as illz, dr. hate, myself, superfly, vCx, and so on,
after a while, it did die. Now, what did the fK do? Various types of
things. If you want to call us a hacking group by term, then you can,
because that is what we are. We are not restricted to just one thing, we
do everything and anything.
The fK was recently revived when I was on IRC and decided it was time
to bring it back to life. People say that we are lame because we dedicate
our time actually tearing apart EfNet or anything else, and that we should
take are extra time to do something productive, but as to what Dr. Hate
said in an issue of PLA as a phreaker, thats what makes us phone losers.
I enjoy learning and doing what I do. And that is the point of
what I am saying here. We all do what we like, and mine just happens to
annoy more than one person. Do you hate me? About 1000 of you out there
do on IRC, but that is beyond the point here. I do what I do in a world
that is surealistic if anything, and when it comes to my spare time, that is
what I will always do.
Have a problem with this? Too bad. I dont care what you think,
because there are a select few who appreciate what people like Dr. Hate do
and you will some day soon too. When you finally see the light and quit
being an ansi faggot, or a wares puppy, you will find out where it is really
at and convert over. Its like a religion, and when you actually start to
learn, you keep a great faith towards it. Remember, your god is Kevin
Mitnick, learn to live with it.
-mistawho@@
brazillion fag by loopy
for the past few months, there seemed to be a problem on ansi. it was
more of an annoyance. ansi is not my favorite channel, but i have to admit
i have been on that channel for a long time... about 1.5 years i believe :
recently there has been this brazillian faggot, who moved from the u.s. to
brazil of course. he wrote a script called mal.irc, and claimed it his own
yet its bits and peieces of tons of other scripts. this kid has no skill what-
so-ever. when i confronted him about it he said it was a joke. many times
he has pissed of the ops on ansi. the strange thing is that he was always
opped. reason being he had a bot called afromama. anyways, i was irritated
this past thursday, so i hopped in ansi, well,as usual i was opped by the bots,
and i kicked a few fags. i pissed him off by disagreeing with his views on
girls or something stupid like that and a few minutes later, he bkd me.
after a tiring day at school, i kinda got pissed. i got one of the bots to
unban me, i massdeopd and bkd him. he threw a sissy fit, and started saying
how i am going to be perma banned from ansi forever...well one day later i am
sitting on ansi writing this article. many little petty arguments followed,
and now he is no more. you can thank mistawho, stigmata and i for this.
his name was conde.
-loOpydogma editor
-The incorporation of TS Server Patches
TS means TimeStamp. After bugging Sik an Australian IRCOp I had
found out the information on what exactly the TimeStamp will do.
The TS patch is applied to an IRC Server, and it will eliminate the
following problems:
1 There is no more server ops, whoever was opped in the channel
originally will be opped on a rejoin, that person will remain
opped, anybody who jumps on a split and tries to get ops on
the rejoin will not be opped, they will get deopped.
2 There will be NO more collisions to an effect. If you try
to collide someone, you will otherwise be killed, or asked
to change your nick by the server. This is not YET quite
figured out yet, and nobody is quite sure what will happen
with this. It will involved whoever had the nick the longest
amount of time will keep the nick, and the one who had it
the least will lose it.
This is not FORCED upon IRC Servers, this is an option for the
people to install on their efnet servers. Unless ALL of efnet actually
installs these patches, it might not work too well, but then again, it
might work just great. A few servers Although I am not sure which
servers are patched right now, and I havent ran into any of them.
This all brings it down to one question, what will be next? What
new hole will be found by someone? What will be the NEXT BIG thing to
happen on Efnet? Mail your thoughts to:
fewlish@zipnet.com dont mailflash/bomb me, I have firewalling
Until all is figured out, we will have to sit back and wait for
more information to come out, as of now, that is about all the
information there is right now.
-mistawho
I GOTTA GIRL, FROM EYE ARE SEE...
by Tempest
Big thanks for ideas/help go to: Sam, James and Diane.
This is an off shoot song of Trippin Daisys, I gotta girl.
I gotta girl, shes from I-R-C
I gotta girl, I picked her up on netsex
I gotta girl, she types so sweetly
I gotta girl, she loves her script
I gotta girl, I love her script too
I gotta girl, she says she loves me
I gotta girl, I take her to dinner
I gotta girl, when we left netsex I was a sinner
I gotta girl, Daddy hasta let me borrow the modem
I gotta girl, with an IRC body
I gotta girl, I says *hugs* to
I gotta girl, I do a /me fucks her
I gotta girl, if you give her ops she say I love you.
I gotta girl, and for ops she would be your date
I gotta girl, its cheaper to call her at night
I gotta girl, I have no worries of bad breath
I gotta girl, cause I only kiss on IRC
I gotta girl, I added her to my bot
I gotta girl, she uses irc.eskimo.com
I gotta girl, she keeps bitchin at me for netsex
I gotta girl, I hope shes not a guy.
I gotta girl, her nick is Babe
I gotta girl, but in real life her name is Dave
I gotta girl, who thinks Im 13 inches long
I gotta girl, she sed on netsex like to suck yer schlong
I gotta girl, who says shes not like other women
I gotta girl, she meant cus she looks like Richard Simmons
I gotta girl, who likes to chat
I gotta girl, I saw her gif
I gotta girl, shes male and fat.
I gotta girl, who sounds like Mr. T
I gotta girl, and she sed she wants to have real sex with me
I gotta girl, who loves to netsex me
I gotta girl, her mom says shes only 3.
I gotta girl, she said shes my age
I gotta girl, who needs to have her legs
I gotta girl, she smells good
I gotta girl, she likes the smell of dog food
I gotta girl, who drinks ice tea
I gotta girl, if you wish to sleep with her she charges no fee
I gotta girl, she said she loves me
I gotta girl, my friend MaCDaDDy said shes a he.
I gotta girl, she said to call for fun
I gotta girl, when I called she wanted my Visa .
I gotta girl, she sent a gif
I gotta girl, I got the magazine her pic came with.
I gotta girl, on my HD
I gotta girl, at the site of her gif my god commited suicide
I gotta girl, she makes me feel like a man
I gotta girl, she makes me wish I had another hand
I gotta girl, who says she like guns
I gotta girl, her face looks like shes been shot with one.
I gotta girl, she likes Dead Milkmen
I gotta girl, I didnt know she didnt mean the band.
I gotta girl, so what if shes into SM
I gotta girl, she looks like a melted MM
I gotta girl, she doesnt believe in masturbation
I gotta girl, but every night I see her at the gas station.
I gotta girl, who says she looks like ru paul
I gotta girl, and shes even got the balls.
I gotta girl, who said she likes the way I sound
I gotta girl, she sounds good, all thousands pounds of her
I gotta girl, her nick is HotGirl
I gotta girl, but when I saw her gif even my dog hurled.
I gotta girl, she said to call her
I gotta girl, but it was the number of a call girl.
I gotta girl, who sed she has big boobs,
I gotta girl, she only charges after minute two.
I gotta girl, who said she isnt fat
I gotta girl, her number is 1-800-HOT-CHAT
I gotta girl, who wants to date
I gotta girl, who sounds like Bobcar Goldthwait
I gotta girl, whos always in the mood
I gotta girl, but she looks like Robin Williams in the nude.
I gotta girl, and shes got an IRC guy!
monthly interview by loopy
the interview this month is with vectorx. he is one of the coolest, and
knowledgable people ive met on irc. he used to hang out on ansi about a year
ago, and then started a net called eReetnet. it was just that, ereet. you
can meet him usually taking acid or fucking with the ops or something
mischveiuos like that :
loOpy : how long have you been on then net?
VectorX Since the summer after my sophomore year of high school.. Im a
senior now
loOpy : what do you think, was youre first big accomplishment?
VectorX hacking yale and not getting arrested..
loOpy : how long ago was that?
VectorX junior year
VectorX sometime in october 94
loOpy : so you would consider youreself a criminal?
VectorX Id have to say yeah
VectorX because I do break into things
VectorX protected well or not
VectorX I have intent
VectorX usually not destructive though..
loOpy : ahh..do you do any damage once youre in?
VectorX no, more or less to gain information
VectorX Theres a funny story about the first site I hacked
loOpy : tell it :
VectorX I was echoing accounts into /etc/passwd
VectorX and I typed only one recreate instead of append
loOpy : heheh
VectorX so I replaced their entire account list with a one line account
called with the uid of snapple
VectorX it was down for 3 days
loOpy : did you know what you were doing?
VectorX I didnt realize how I fucked up until
VectorX I couldnt run commands under root anymore
VectorX I was so excited that an 8lgm exploit worked for me
VectorX I didnt really care
loOpy : in one word, what do you think of aol ?
VectorX All On LSD
VectorX 3 words
loOpy : yah i didnt notice, im not that good at math
VectorX hehe
loOpy : do you like the beatles?
VectorX I respect their music but it aint muh thing..
loOpy : yea same here
VectorX I like orange juice..
VectorX speaking of juice, OJ did it.
loOpy : yes he did
loOpy : you know that after interviewing subzero last ishue, he just got
a Oline
VectorX yeah he mentioned it
loOpy : are you hoping for the same?
VectorX an O line would be alright
loOpy : tell us about ereetnet
loOpy : it rocked
VectorX eReetnet... resulted from my constant need to tweak things out
VectorX it was basically a power trip
VectorX but at one point around last december.. it had 10 servers and about
150 people
VectorX all warez and h/p oriented or doodleboys converting to h/p
VectorX and the server.. well it was just a big hack
VectorX from chanops to fake hostnames to servers that kicked you out of
channels and spoofed your address
VectorX I once linked it to efnet for a VERY brief period. but thats another
story
VectorX currently ereetnet doesnt exist
VectorX but I still have the server code
loOpy : if there was one chic on the planet you could fuck, who would it be?
VectorX Hmm
VectorX hard one
VectorX I have a woman now
VectorX but if I didnt.. Id have to say Hey Mariah
loOpy : cool what is her bra size?
VectorX Im thinking 34B
loOpy : what computer do you use?
VectorX ancient one
VectorX 386/33DX
VectorX 8megs
VectorX kinda funny.. my mom works at Intel too.
loOpy : yah thats ironic, go to work with her and steal one
VectorX Intel Security tho
VectorX you should see that place.. I just wish I could
VectorX you know they have p7s now
VectorX 200mhz machines
VectorX shhh
loOpy : no i didnt know
loOpy : woah shit thats faster than my computer
VectorX its nearing the speed of some of our ISPs which tend to be
workstations and sparcs
loOpy : what is youre favorite ftp site?
VectorX ftp.giga.or.at or unix.mclv.net simply because theyre reliable for
good h/p utils when youre in a hurry
loOpy : what do you think of vassagahoe?
loOpy : vassago rather
VectorX vassago sucks a mean dick from what I hear
VectorX but his script is usable when its tweaked out for my irc+eReet
loOpy : speaking of scripts, waht is youre favorite and why?
VectorX ereet.irc because I made it and its good for scoring accounts
VectorX /-eReet-/ eReet.irc ./. Backdoor Manipulation ver. 2.3 by VCX and
illusion Loading...
VectorX /-eReet-/ eReet version 2.00 now fully armed. Type /ehelp for commands.
loOpy : would you like to uhh pass it my way? :
VectorX sure but this is a bugged up one.. I need my archive from spyder
VectorX I got people started saying eReet btw if you noticed its use lately..
anywhere from Buletin boards to newsgroupds
loOpy : do you remember youre first collide?
VectorX Sure do.. it was Piker back when I had my own portal.com account
VectorX *** piker is piker@irc1.svc.portal.com Is an IRC operator away
loOpy : did he throw a fit?
VectorX he threatened the removal of my account
VectorX thats about it
VectorX so I collided him again
VectorX from another site
loOpy : and did he threaten the same?
VectorX he never really talked to me again
loOpy : cool...
VectorX but my time on portal was brief due to other activity
loOpy : gee i wonder why :
VectorX hehe
loOpy : what was the first channel you joined the first time on irc
VectorX portal
VectorX it made you join it
VectorX lame
loOpy : oh god thats gay
VectorX then shiver
loOpy : art group?
VectorX I was a doodleboy for the first 2 months
loOpy : woah what did you draw?
loOpy : ansi ascis vga?
VectorX I coded intros
loOpy : can you give our readers a tip for irc?
VectorX its only IRC
VectorX Break it before it gets too big
VectorX and dont be intimidated by fag ircops
loOpy : no kidding
loOpy : will you find a way around the timestamps?
VectorX what timestanps do you mean
VectorX ircd logging?
VectorX unix loggin?
loOpy : timestamps on irc
VectorX I havnt run into much trouble with timestamps
loOpy : from what i hear they are implementing them on efnet soon
VectorX well when that happens I think tcp spoofing and flooding will hit an
alltime high
loOpy : yes thats what i was thinking, and more backdoor shit too
VectorX well Ill personally see to that
loOpy : ok well i gotta go take a shit so we gotta end this here.. what is
one thing that you would like to be remembered about you?
VectorX that I always found a way around stuff and I hope my persistance
leads to new creations in the h/p areas
loOpy : ok thanks for youre time
loOpy : i gotta run big time :
VectorX no prob
VectorX later
loOpy : lates
irc polls by loopy
on the level of 1-10 the ircop piker is about a 9.5 in the fagmeter. look
at this log:
*** You have been killed by operator SANTA
irc.texas.net!irc.umn.edu128.101.131.30!irc.uiuc.edu192.17.7.229!*.port
al.comirc1.portal.com!irc1.svc.portal.com!SANTA lame flooding
*** SANTA is piker@irc1.svc.portal.com Master of Puppets
*** on channels: @opersex uirc space pub @help LiVewIrE @0 gaysex
*** on irc via server irc1.portal.com irc1.portal.com Portal Communications
Routing Se
*** SANTA is away: Tell me your Christmas wish, and I will see what I can do.
*** SANTA is an IRC Operator
- santa eye was polling for dogma, ircii script polls
- santa dogma elite irc/net zine
- santa eye donut consider that flooding
SANTA!piker@irc1.svc.portal.com its rude
- SANTA lets see here, one line to join the channel, one line for the
version message, and one line to leave..youre calling that rude?
- santa eye donut phear you
-SANTA!piker@irc1.svc.portal.com- I HAVE BROUGHT YOU IRCD WITH TS FOR
CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR! ENJOY! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
- santa bah fewl, timestamps sucks
several total ircII script users polled on 11:08 pm 12/24/95 eastern time.
results:
503 PhoEniX
198 LiCe
64 TextBox
19 dEsPiTe
12 PurePak
9 iRCUZi
8 SkulD
8 splitsURfer
8 Night
7 K-Line
6 y0h0h0
5 FausT
4 DJiNN
4 TextSoX
margin of error: roughly 1
note: this poll only counts SCRIPTS, not clients like mIRC or ircII. In
acutality, i versioned with the polling script i wrote, about 2,000
users, yet most were using ircII unix, mIRC windows, or ircle
macintosh a werd goes out to tris, for letting me use his
pp-massver.irc script to aid me in the polls this month.
klines by mistawho
Now for something completely stupid and lame.
I was going through the klines of servers, and I decided
to keep the ones that were of interested. Here they are
for your reading enjoyment in Dogma Issue 2.
Yes, I was using volt during all of this
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.eskimo.com
find-kline match: *Hell@*.net-connect.net
find-kline match: *Fuck@*.erinet.com
find-kline match: *madbombr@*.tch.org -- eYE kNOW tHIS gUY!
find-kline match: nasty...not@*.ocala.com
97 k:lines, 4 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.texas.net
find-kline match: auto-connect@*.winternet.com -- fEDZ!@!@!@
find-kline match: *asmodean@*.fred.net
find-kline match: *hacker@*procyon.com
find-kline match: *root@* -- bAH hUMBUG
find-kline match: *madbombr@* -- tHERE iZ mADbOMBAH aGAIN
find-kline match: *@*.eskimo.com
find-kline match: *@*.primenet.com
find-kline match: *@*.compuserve.com
find-kline match: *@*.netcom.com
find-kline match: *@*.aol.com
251 k:lines, 10 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
irc.cris.com had over 1400 bans...
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.cris.com
find-kline match: *blowme@*.frontiernet.net
find-kline match: colliders@*.free.org
find-kline match: FLASHING@*.sojourn.com -- lAYME fLASHERS
1414 k:lines, 3 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.netcom.com
find-kline there are no k:lines @ irc.netcom.com
It may be gone, but in memory of total havoc on efnet, thought I would
at least keep its memory going....
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.mit.edu
*** irc.mit.edu No such server
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline irc.funet.fi
find-kline match: *@*.seattleu.edu -- hEY, tHATS mUH cITY@*@*
248 k:lines, 1 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
This better be a little bit more interesting than the others...
find-kline searching for k:lines matching
find-kline anarchy.tamu.edu
find-kline match: *aaron@*texas.net -- Aaron is my name it is
397 k:lines, 1 Listed for Dogma Issue 2
-mistawho@@
nEED aE lAGGED sERVER, cHECK oUT iRC.fUNET.fI:17283 aND wREAK
sOME gODDAMN hAVOC.
irc quotes
here are a few irc quotes that we found humorous. there is a line in between
them seperating the quotes.
stigmata if i was selfdescribing, the words hung like a moose would have
come into play
pimpip MARK MY WORDS. KRIS KROSS RULES.
mrgeogrph brazil is located in the buttcrack of soufamerica
stigmama brazil suxors
conde stig:no it doesnt
stigmama yes it does
stigmama you got no weed there
psybrclit she lost it in the war, so we got her a nice new cyber clit
oBsiDiCE 3y3 f0rGaWT dA KoMbInASHuN For My BuTTguARd
sunkat dont you hate it when you take a shit and the terd breaks halfway
out and you have to wipe for like 2 hours
cidica i feel that in the future, i can call 1800-acid-ans and get an acid
merchandise store ..press 1 to buy an acid mug . press 2 to order a
professional art logo for your bulletin board, press 3 for acid brand
phonesex ..oh, that ansi is hard
kalshmoe bah.. Im gunna grab a pizza and go masturbate. gnite all
cee he called it a pizza?
stupid shit on irc by loopy
what would an irc/net zine be without stupid shit?!@? stupid of course.
so right here is little one line annoyance things to do on irc. send youre little
one line annoyance things in, so you can share it with the rest of us. you must
be on unix, and have an ircii client to do this shit. i offer no support at all
for mirc, wsirc or any other of those stupid windows clients. if i see you with a
windows client i just might have to get mideval on youre sorry ass.
//on public *zine*//say dogma rules!
when someone says zines, you say which zine rules
!annOyance factOr! -10
//on ctcp *ver*//version 0
when someone versions you, you do the same back
!annOyance factOr! 60
/type p
yea, type that exactly and press return. its rad
!annOyance factOr! 69
whats up for next month by loopy
-article by tMM about the ansi scene
-editorial by stigmata, as he didnt get it to me in time :
-stigmata will be putting ishue THREE together
-an interiew with srfrog, or piker
-cooler shit
-more cool shit
-more articles
-different ascii
-and other stuff i forgot
*** Signoff by loOpy
i hoped you liked this ishue TWO, as i crammed in at the last minute to
release on christmas : excpect ishue THREE coming out sometime next month.
and expect alot of new shit, some shit dropped and dont ask me if i plan on
getting this zine coded, i wont : btw, check ishue ONE, look at the
VERY bottom, you might enjoy it. and to end, id like to leave you with this
one final quote.
ACiDBOT I dont know why loopy is so leet.
and you think ill put tits here too? no way.
dogma ishue TWO 95
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