are you tired of being picked on just because you wear a kippah?
are you upset when all your friends arent circumsized and you are??
do you want to take back the power???
well now you can, with jew jitsu!
jew jitsu is an ancient fighting style which dates back to when jesus
unsucessfully tried to defend himself when an army of betraying jews and
romans came looking for him, sure jesus was a miracle worker, but this
is the magic of jew jitsu!, NOT EVEN JESUS COULD STOP IT!, this is how we
took him down and put him up on a cross, WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!
and resumed playing with our dreidel.
first class is free!, actually thats not true, we are jews, we wont give
you anything for free unless it benefits us somewhere down the track.
pay upfront for 10 classes and recieve the next ten classes for the same
price as the first ten classes you pre paid for! WHAT A DEAL!
ansi by jew man chu