Art Rhyme By: Marly Man F.A.W.K 94
Im like Humpty, cause my nose is big.
In another couple years, Ill have to wear a wig.
Hair down my back, it is quite long.
Drinking mad beer, and leaving that weed.
For that dude named Cheech, and the Mutha Fawka Chong
People hassle me, make no mutha fawking sense.
Talking some shit, cause I gots no license.
Moms telling me, I need a real job.
Little does she know, Im running for the mob.
Cant you see, I just dont care.
Im making money, and you say its not fair.
My friends telling me, my humors quite sick.
But when Im at her house, shes sucking my dick.
Some people say, Im small and weak.
So I kick their ass, on their face I leak.
Racist mutha fawkas I like to kill.
Roll em down a hill, like Jack and Jill.
When Im fawking moms, I make the pussy blister.
After Im done, I go and fawk ya sisters.
Now you know, Im mutha fawking crazy.
I think I even gots me some rabies.
Im fawking raccoons, cause I just dont care.
Theyre just a big pussy, a mound of pubic hair.
Smoking cigarettes down, all in one breath.
Get down on the floor, to look up a bitches dress.
I love all the girls, who dont wear panties.
Never fawk a bitch, if her name is Nancy.
Had me some beer, and I got real drunk.
Took her panties off, got sprayed by a skunk.
Running down town, my dick was hanging out.
People honked horns, as It swung about.
Now you wonder why, I told you all that.
The moral of the story, is Nancy was fat.
Its getting late, so I gottsa go to bed.
To dream about pussy, and getting some head.
So as I end this Rhyme, I Gots one thing to say.
Send ya grandmoms over, my dick wants to play!