THE HAZMAT VOTING BOOTH!
To hell with voting for the best ns artist in the scene today. Who cares
about that? Lets vote for something that matters!
ARTIST MOST DESERVING OF RIDICULE
Sargon - Oh man. What a schmuck. Id list the reasons hes on the
ballot, but I dont want this thing going over 100 lines.
Black Jack - Who can forget all that shit with Kristen and then Shelley?
Why dot we have to listen to this assnuggets woman troubles?
And his singing in ascii? Give me a fucking break!
Cain - Enter the lame. BUHLEEDAT!
t-bob - Oh man, what a cocksucker. He runs Hazmat. BIG FUCKING DEAL.
Hazmat sucks, and so does t-bob.
Whodini - Ever seen his glasses? Those things practically require a
zoning variance.
Tesko Suicide - This knobslobber porn lord took his nick from a Sneaker
Pimps song. I think thats reason enough. PS: for
fucks sake, get laid Rory!
Mark Ryder - One word: ascii-mation.
The Reaper - Why did he bitch and moan so much about Purg dying? NO ONE
CARES, TR!
Sekwence - Take your Kikwears, your ringpops, and your dance music and get
the fuck out.
Keetar - TOTAL DEATH TO CMM AND SARGON! What, as opposed to partial
death? It must have been that time of the month.
Sinister 6000, aka Discofunk 1974 - You can change your nick, but you
cant change the fact that youre a
fucking fatass.
Kaeslogic - No comment.
Wind Rider - Get a real job, you fucking pedophile! And while youre at
it, why dont you amputate your radioactive testicle.
Rad Man - Hes been running ACiD since you werent even an itch in your
dads crotch. Now go buy some acidgear!
Bugsy - I think its safe to say that anyone who acts like a gangsta on
IRC totally sucks. DORK *ahem!* THUG LIFE.
Cat-Dog - This is a moron. This is a moron wearing a lampshade. Any
questions?
Drax - Do I even have to explain?
Aeternam - aeternam thats because im from quebec.. and we have larger
brains than anyone else
Yeah, Ill bet you do.
Serial Toon - @B0AR:ascii seandini house music is a spiritual thing,
a body thing, a soul thing. ...Just when I thought Sean
couldnt get any gayer.
Well, thats all the candidates. If anyone was offended, they deserve it.
Now, print this out, fill in the appropriate box, and send it directly up your
ass. Thank you.
To hell with voting for the best ns artist in the scene today. Who cares
about that? Lets vote for something that matters!
ARTIST MOST DESERVING OF RIDICULE
Sargon - Oh man. What a schmuck. Id list the reasons hes on the
ballot, but I dont want this thing going over 100 lines.
Black Jack - Who can forget all that shit with Kristen and then Shelley?
Why dot we have to listen to this assnuggets woman troubles?
And his singing in ascii? Give me a fucking break!
Cain - Enter the lame. BUHLEEDAT!
t-bob - Oh man, what a cocksucker. He runs Hazmat. BIG FUCKING DEAL.
Hazmat sucks, and so does t-bob.
Whodini - Ever seen his glasses? Those things practically require a
zoning variance.
Tesko Suicide - This knobslobber porn lord took his nick from a Sneaker
Pimps song. I think thats reason enough. PS: for
fucks sake, get laid Rory!
Mark Ryder - One word: ascii-mation.
The Reaper - Why did he bitch and moan so much about Purg dying? NO ONE
CARES, TR!
Sekwence - Take your Kikwears, your ringpops, and your dance music and get
the fuck out.
Keetar - TOTAL DEATH TO CMM AND SARGON! What, as opposed to partial
death? It must have been that time of the month.
Sinister 6000, aka Discofunk 1974 - You can change your nick, but you
cant change the fact that youre a
fucking fatass.
Kaeslogic - No comment.
Wind Rider - Get a real job, you fucking pedophile! And while youre at
it, why dont you amputate your radioactive testicle.
Rad Man - Hes been running ACiD since you werent even an itch in your
dads crotch. Now go buy some acidgear!
Bugsy - I think its safe to say that anyone who acts like a gangsta on
IRC totally sucks. DORK *ahem!* THUG LIFE.
Cat-Dog - This is a moron. This is a moron wearing a lampshade. Any
questions?
Drax - Do I even have to explain?
Aeternam - aeternam thats because im from quebec.. and we have larger
brains than anyone else
Yeah, Ill bet you do.
Serial Toon - @B0AR:ascii seandini house music is a spiritual thing,
a body thing, a soul thing. ...Just when I thought Sean
couldnt get any gayer.
Well, thats all the candidates. If anyone was offended, they deserve it.
Now, print this out, fill in the appropriate box, and send it directly up your
ass. Thank you.
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