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iMPURE 01 - iNFO
...once apon a time, there was a dream. a dream that one day, gel
would get a better name. and then this beautifiul group came along
and well, you know.. merged with gel. giving gel a new, beautifiul
name. the name was impure. so now when people hear the name:
iMPURE, they dont get scared away. they autually join. and well
people have, and will keep on joining, for eternity. impure is now
the official runner of slime emag, but now its called: sTATIC
iMPURE 01 - nEWS
- tHERE wAS a cONFRONTATION bETWEEN tWISTED aND iMPURE tHIS mONTH ... bUT tHE
fACT oF tHE mATTER iS ... wE dONT gET aLONG
- nORM mACDONALD iS nOT tHE fAKE nEWS gUY oN sATURDAY nIGHT lIVE ... hE rULED.
- mYSTIC rAGE hAD a hARD dRIVE cRASH ... wILL aMNESIA rETURN?
- rUMOURS hAVE iT tHAT tWISTED mAY kICK oUT cHICKEN, aND wE tALKED tO sILICA
aBOUT tHIS ... hE sAID erp .. i snowboard ... wOW aMAZING gUY..
- hIGHER vISIONS bBS iS gOING bACK uP ... aND tEEGE hAS tO sET iT uP uNDER
tELEGARD.. nOOOOOOOo!
- cORUPT sOUL mAKES vGA , aND sTILL gETS mADE fUN oF
- tEEGES cOMPUTER fELL aPART ...
- hELTER sKELTER nOW sPENDS aLL hIS tIME fLIRTING wITH gIRLS, aND pLAYIN hIS
gUITAR ... dAMN .. wHAT a lIFE!!!!
- dEEfIVE hAS iMPROVED hIS sKILLS!!!!
- oUR nEW mEMBER sHYPHT iS nOW oFFICALLY .. cOOL! cUZ hE dREW fOR mY bOARD
aLL tHIS sHIT wAS wRITTEN bY tEEGE