KARMA GOES LIFESTYLE.
Were again proud to announce you the release of an original karma product.
Now and then, karma will put some products on the market. Acid did it with
a cap, we now do it with a deodorant.
May I present you the speed stick, an anti-perspirant, named after Speed
freak of Karma/x.
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- Are you sick of being rejected by girls ?
super88 yeah, i got beaten up real bad, last saturday.
- Would you like to be more mankind, more speed freak ?
super88 hell yeah.
- Do you hate those names your classmates call you ?
super88 hey, would YOU like to be called skunk every day ?
- Are you ready for a sex-life ?
super88 you mean with girls and all this time !? JOY !
- Do you want gay rights now ?
thorax yes sr !
Then youre ready for Mennens new deodorant, THE SPEED STICK. Its going to
change YOUR life. No more rejections, no more names, no more boys ! Youre
about to turn into a speed freak tm, a mankind tm.
People about the Speed stick tm :
The Speed stick tm is just great. Im growing hair again and im gonna be
a daddy soon.
-- john c.
I tried the new Speed stick tm, and my wife is again talking to me.
-- donaat d.
I dont need a stick, since i never get out.
-- doctor gay-os
I tried it, but lets talk about computers.
-- eini
You can call me a fool, but i think Mennens new product even solved all
poverty problems in the developing countries. Also, when my girl was having
an orgasm last night, she yelled MORE, MANKIND, MORE !.
-- sike
Me and Jimmy both use it.
-- thorax
I dont have to tie up my bitch Ann anymore when we have sex. I think it
somehow brought more harmony into our marriage.
-- william d.
William doesnt allow me to talk with other men. Sorry.
-- ann. v.
All complaints should be forwarded to Donaat D., karmas official lawyer.