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FRIENDS AND FAMILY
We are gathered here today, in this beautiful place, to witness the
release of LAZARUS 17.
Sixteen separate artists have chosen this special release date to enter
into a non-legally non-binding pack. These artists have taken great
consideration and respect for each other to produce works of textmode art
for this special moment. You as friends and family are able to celebrate
the release of this pack with them.
The essence of this pack symbolizes the sharing of 35 works of art. Yet
this closeness will not diminish the characters or being of either artist.
As you peep at this pack, your understanding of each piece of art will
continue to expand.
The heart of a pack is taking each artist in their entirety, with the
good times and the bad. Remember, it is not something that just happens,
a good pack is *created*
PLEASE FACE EACH OTHER AND HOLD HANDS
Now we celebrate the love that all the artists who have art in the pack
have for each other, and as Lazarus guests and members you give social
recognition to your intention to permanently release this pack.
Burps, do you take this pack to be finally released?
Will you love it, honour it, and keep it, in sickness and in health,
on the 16colo.rs archive, till death do us part?
Radman same as above
As a token of these vows, let us exchange some greets. These greets
shall from this time forward be a symbol of our shoutouts. Sup to
Blocktronics, Fire, Impure, Mistigris, Legacy Krew and Los Pollos Hermanos.
I therefore, by the powers vested in me by Grind King and Hennifer,
pronounce this pack released!
YOU MAY NOW TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND LOOK AT THE REST OF THE PACK
- warpus
WHATS BEEN HAPPENING
Everybodys been busy fucking. Theres at least 4 new babies on the way
from Lazarus members and alumni.
DEPARTURES AND ARRIVALS
In somewhat unfortunate yet sobering news, Abstrakt has been caught
repeatedly tagging the wedding cake and the priest with sick yet
nevertheless offensive ascii designs. The crisp curves of the derogatory
art have infuriated everyone present and as such we have been forced to
permanently chase Abstrakt and his baby off the premises with threats of
violence. We hope he will guest with us in the future.
A wedding crasher going by lucaslink has unexpectedly wowed the crowds
on the dancefloor with non-Slav based squatting dance moves. We welcome
Lucas to the organization and have already set up his locker. He hails
from the fabled lands of 519, home of the original Lazarus inhabitants.
SPECIAL THANKS
Thanks to all the guests who have crashed the wedding pack with their
art: the mascot tainted, the non-member filth, the invincible telekovision,
the ambidextrous AnsiSpoon, and the mysterious xmtqv.
We graciously accept your presence on the premises and admire your
contributions to the pack. Bills for the food and coat check will be
sent via snail mail.
LAZ