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.. aLSo HoRNY AVAiLABLe FoR5o BuCkS iN HeR aSS MiMiC o15 ..
G E R M A N
Selbst per Faust massiv ineinander verschachtelt, wahren die
geilen Nymphen ihr Incognito.
F R E N C H
Meme accouplees les unes aux autres les mains au fond des
cramouilles, les girelles gardent le secret de leur identite.
E N G L i S H
Even whilst interlocked in intensive fist action, the randy
nymphomaniacs remain incognito.
S P A N i S H
Incluso entrelazadas masivamente mediante sus punos, guardan
las cachondas ninfas su identidad
interesting, isnt it...?
..to enjoy this collection, i suggest the track..
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paint program and converted to ansi or ascii or whatever, you
know what? putting your tag on that shit and calling it ascii
art is as lame as some one taking a picture of some famous
painting, then hanging the picture on the wall saying hey,
i drew that painting!.
now, seeing as this is my collection - im going to voice my
opinion. if you dont happen to agree with me, fine. but this
is my opinion: i have *NO* respect for people who converts
shit and claims to be great ascii artists. youre not!
maybe you can draw something in MS-PAINT and use a converter,
but that doesnt make you an ascii artist so go fuck off with
crap like that.
oh, but you just used some converted crap in your collection!!!
jupps, i did - but did you see my tag/signature on any of it? no?
ok - so shut up then. im not claiming credits for it. fuck off
..and now, its time for the ill shit..
WELCOME TO CAINLOGIC AND KAESLOGICS DICK-SUCKING SHOW!
yes people, its the show everyones talking about.
o0 hi, im KAESLOGIC..
o0
you might know me from films such as..
o0 farm animal abuse with cainkaes volume 1 to 46
butt-slammers 15 the super-gay edition
cainkaes sucks dick volume 1 to 852
cainkaes rapes small children *!NEW!*
* featuring teskos suicide!
o0
im here today to show you how to suck dick. and here
.. to help me is my gay fat ass friend..
o0 CAESLOGIC!!! --- xX
Hi!
- im CAESLOGIC.
GIVE ME YOUR PENIS!!
--- . NOW!!!
yeah, you my bitch kaes?!?
COME ON! STICK YOUR SMALL
HAIRY DICK IN MY MOUTH!! /
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suck it like a cheap whore!
YES! CAINS DICK, FINALLY
INSIDE MY MOUTH!!!! 0
yeah, yeah, yeah, here i cum!!!
*SUCK* *SUCK* *SUCK*
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shit! i came too hard, its
coming out of his ass!
. *GGNNN!*
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OH NO! MARK RYDER!!!!!!
HERE, SUCK ON THIS!!!! :::::
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EVERYONE LOVES A HAPPY ENDING!!
can i suck
you again? kaeslogic cainlogic
oh, shut up!!
WITH KAESLOGIC CAINLOGIC DEAD SMALL CHILDREN ANIMALS SLEEP SAFELY
fat ass! kaeslogic cainlogic
AND MARK RYDER GOT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR A GOOD JOB!!
kaeslogic cainlogic
I HEARD THAT!!
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the gay-some three-some from TRUE!ASCii, namely: CAIN, KAES and SEKWENCE,
had heard about the evil MARK RYDER of MiMiC taking over the factory that
makes gay dildos and butt-plugs. theyd heard he was going to stop the
production of gay-things and start making ferraris. they trembled with
fear. what would their lives be without a big hard plastick cock up their
anus? they had to save the factory. for all that is gay, they had to do
it! they had to save the dildos and butt-plugs! whod want a ferrari
when they could have a big fat cock in their ass instead? they thought..
yes, a war about gay-dildos and butt-plugs. how fag
so they climbed into their gay little tank and headed for the factory
THE GAY-SOME THREE-SOME FROM FAG!ASCii ..i MEAN, TRUE!ASCii, ARE ON THEIR
WAY TO SAVE THE DiLDO BUTT-PLUG FACTORY
shut up kaes! suck my
dick instead!
hey guys, im trying to
drive here! could you
cain, move your / please hold the dick
fat ass! / sucking and ass-pounding
/ a little bit?!?
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YES, OUR GAY-SOME THREE-SOME ARE ON THEIR WAY!!
yeah, shut up or well
rape you!!
shut your mouth hey, chill out! just ask nicely
sekwence!!! /and ill join inn on the dick sucking
/ and ass-fucking..
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ON THEiR WAY TO SAVE THEIR GAY-DILDOS AND BUTT-PLUGS.
smell my terrible anus!!!
here sekwence, aaargh!!!..*dead*
take my fist up /
your hole!! /
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COMiNG CLOSE TO THE FACTORY, CAiN GETS GREEDY!!
HE WANTS ALL THE DILDOS TO HIMSELF
haha kaes! you fell for the .
old homo-hate trick. now i
will kill you with my giant
fat ass! prepear oh no! please dont sit on me!!
to die!!!! / aaaaargh!!!...*dead*
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BUT EVIL HETROSEXUAL MARK HAD FOOLED THEM ALL!!
now i will take this factory and plug
my ass into heaven!!! here i come for
you evil hetrosexual mark!!!
A BOMB, DISGUiSED ---
AS THE FACTORY
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BoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoM!!!!!!
yes, the gay-some three-some from FAG!ASCii died. they..what? what do
you mean its not called FAG!ASCii? with the fag-some gay-some butt
sucking dick eating cain, kaessekwence - they should be called that!
FAG!ASCii suits a group with limp dick fat ass gay persons like that!
but theyre called TRUE!ASCii GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING
SKULL: I DONT FUCKING CARE!! IT LOOKS HOMO, IT SMELLS HOMO, IT WALKS
HOMO - IT *IS* HOMO!! WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!? YOU THINKING OF
MAYBE JOINING THAT GROUP!?! yeah, i was thinking about it.. ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND, OR ARE YOU A FAGGOT TOO!?? well, i think
David Hasselhoff is kind of cute. hes so macho and butch. HEY, SHUT
YOUR FUCKING HOLE AND GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BUTT-SMELLING-WANNA-HAVE-A
FAT-DICK-IN-YOUR-MOUTH-EATING-CUM-AND-GETTING-YOUR-ANAL-BUSTED-BY-OLD
SMELLY-CAINKAESSEKWENCE-DUMB-ASS-FAGGOT!!!! but.. HEY, I KNOW YOU
WANT MY BUTT! NOW GET AWAY FROM ME SON OR ILL HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS!
cry, cry, cry...nobody likes small fag boys like me...cry, cry, cry
but we like you. who is that?? this is cainkaessekwence speaking to
you from the other side. how is it there? it is pure hell. we are the
only men here. everyone else are nekkid playboy models who wants to
have sex with us. yuck! that bad, huh? yes. but if you kill yourself,
maybe the four of us can have sex! yes, yes! i too want to suck dick!
then come to us and we will suck your penis. ill just plug this dildo
straight into a 50.000 volt socket and then stuff it up my ass and then
i will be with you shortly! yes, oooh, you make us so horny little fag
boy..come to us, we want to suck your penis, lick your balls and suck
your delicious anal juices...
GO ON THEN FAG BOY, JOiN FAG!ASCii!!!! i will, here i cuuum **kkZZt**
FINALLY, SOME PEACE AND QUiET AROUND HERE..
THE HAPPY END
and now for something purely informative.
TESKOS - REDNECK, NIGGER-HATER AND SUPPORTER OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
were going to handle this very subjective. no animation or
anything like that, just the facts. while trying to explain to
kaes of fag!ascii or, true!ascii as some like to call it that
he is a disgusting little fag boy, teskos felt the need to say
some words. and what words they were...
kindly, he sheared with us how he hates niggers, and how he
enjoys child pre-teen pornography. he justified liking to see
small children beeing sexually abused by saying hes not
16 yet, so that is why he likes to see children younger than 16
beeing abused. so, as you can see from what he says himself, he
truly is a thick dumb-ass pedophile yerk off who should have
his head blown clear off. i mean, pornography is ok - but you
have to be some SICK FUCK to enjoy seeing children beeing
abused!! fuck you, you sick i-wanna-see-a-12-year-old-get-butt-
banged-by-old-men perverted sucky-sucky-asshole redneck idiot!!
TESKOS - REDNECK, NIGGER-HATER AND SUPPORTER OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
that he, as he said, hates niggers i really dont care that
much about. why? ive always been a if you dont bother me, i
wont bother you kind of person. and negros havnt bothered
me. and i dont know any negros either, so i dont have any
kind of relationship with negros. if teskos wants to go around
chanting about those fucking niggers and how he hates
niggers, i wont bother myself with it. go ahead teskos, be a
racist i-love-to-see-children-get-sexually-abused redneck fuck.
personally, i think he hates negros because hes heard the
stupid rumour that negros have big dicks. and now hes filled
with penis envy cause he wished he had something bigger than
10cm himself. i guess that is why he likes children so much. to
a 12 year old, i guess a 10cm penis looks pretty big.
so why is teskos a redneck? well...
TESKOS - REDNECK, NIGGER-HATER AND SUPPORTER OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
when i try to imagine a 15 year old who hates niggers because
of his penis envy, who also likes to see small children beeing
sexually abused - i pretty much imagine hes a redneck. but i
guess the thing that made me sure of it was that he really over
reacted when i made a joke about his mother. he got furious. i
mean, you dont give a shit about a bad yomomma joke - but
teskos got REAL angry. which leads me to suspect him of having
a sexual relationship with his mother. this, ofcourse, is one
of those things that identify a redneck. sex with members of
your own family, racist and pedophile...is he a redneck? yes, i
think youll agree with me: ofcourse he is!
so why no animation about teskos you ask? well, i could have
made fun of a redneck racist who fucks his mom. but a sick
pedophile? some jerk-off who enjoys seeing children beeing
abused? that shit just isnt funny. fuck you teskos, sick-o!!
T H E P E O P L E
CAIN of TRUE!ASCII ................ fat ass, very possibly a homosexual
KAES of TRUE!ASCII ....................................... a homosexual
SEKWENCE of TRUE!ASCII ..................... very possibly a homosexual
TESKOS of TRUE!ASCII .................... racist, redneck and pedophile
T H E G R O U P S
TRUE!ASCii ................ has to be FAG!ASCii with so many homos
W H A T W O U L D H E L P ?
CAIN of FAG!ASCII ...................... go on a diet, get a girlfriend
KAES of FAG!ASCII ....................................... kill yourself
SEKWENCE of FAG!ASCII? ....................... stop hanging around fags
TESKOS of FAG!ASCII ..................................... kill yourself
TRUE!ASCII FAG!ASCII ................. not so many homosexual members
oh, and to the OTHER members of TRUE!ASCII:
i mean no offence to any of you, but im very sure you are
bright enough to see how TRUE!ASCII might come off as
FAG!ASCII with members like: cain, kaes, sekwence
and pedophile teskos.
..my suggestion would be to find some other group..
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M A R K R Y D E R o F M i M i C S M E G M A
god loves me, i know he does.
you can find me on IRC, channel MIMIC.
sometimes im even on ASCII, but that is only when im not
banned by some fucking looser..which happens a lot.
yes, im awake at night crying oh no, i cant join that
really cool channel ascii where there happens so many
cool things all the time. and i especially miss some of
the retards who souldnt have +O, but for some strange
and fucked up reason has..
really, i do.
all the time.
D I S C L A I M E R
if you are not smart enough to understand the irony and comedy of
the comments i make about myself, then you should run out infront
of a really fast moving buss as soon as you can cause that means
youre a dumb-ass. the reason for a disclaimer like this is other
dumb ass people like:
cain, kaes, sekwence and teskos
who would probably write you think youre so hot!!! if i didnt
write this disclaimer. which prooves my point: theyre dumb asses
thank you for your time. good night
and remember what your mother told you:
DONT HAVE SEX WITH OTHER MEN
or you just might wake up one day as a member of fag!ascii.
-+* C O R R E C T i O N S *+-
some one told me sekwence is a member of fag!ascii. then some other
guy says he isnt a member of fag!ascii. then i read someplace that
teskos full handle is teskos suicide
just because i like these people so much ill spend some time
correcting this collection so there wont be any false information
here.
but there still says SEKWENCE/FAG!ASCII and just TESKOS
yeah, well - that part about liking them and correcting it. see,
that was a GOOD example of irony.
get it?
.......... before you go, take a little time to read ..........
: i find it strange to see people still trying to pick on me. :
: anyone who knows me, knows just a little bit about me, they :
: should know that i dont take crap from people. which would :
: lead me to believe that certain people whove felt it in :
: their right to throw shit at me, dont know me. and that :
: shows a lack of respect. some people say i shouldnt get so :
: angry and attack these small confused children like i do. :
: some people even go so far as to say i have an additude :
: problem. i have great news. well,great news for me atleast. :
: see, the problem isnt with me, its with the people whove :
: suggested i have a problem. they are the ones with the :
: problem. if you see a person stand up for himself if you :
: see him defend himself against people who try to make him :
: out to be of a lesser kind than he is and you think that :
: the person defending himself has a problem,then you need to :
: go deep and examine yourself because then it is you who has :
: a problem. you cant argue that he makes himself a problem :
: when he attacks the attackers, because this is the nature :
: of things. this is how life works.the strong lead the weak. :
: look around you, its everywhere. there is a person out :
: there who can do your job better than you do it, and he is :
: just waiting for a chance to take your job from you. it is :
: how things are. it comes from the animal world: small get :
: eaten by big. big get eaten by bigger. if someone comes up :
: to you and calls you a fucking asshole, then you have two :
: choices. you can ignore him and move a step down. or you :
: can confront him, crush him, and move a step up. how far :
: from the top you are the day you die is how you can measure :
: how free youve lived your life. and every little goddamn :
: thing youve done counts. so it is up to you. and it is up :
: to me to do what i can to be better than you. if you still :
:.. want a fight, ill understand. just dont expect to win ..:
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Selbst per Faust massiv ineinander verschachtelt, wahren die
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F R E N C H
Meme accouplees les unes aux autres les mains au fond des
cramouilles, les girelles gardent le secret de leur identite.
E N G L i S H
Even whilst interlocked in intensive fist action, the randy
nymphomaniacs remain incognito.
S P A N i S H
Incluso entrelazadas masivamente mediante sus punos, guardan
las cachondas ninfas su identidad
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paint program and converted to ansi or ascii or whatever, you
know what? putting your tag on that shit and calling it ascii
art is as lame as some one taking a picture of some famous
painting, then hanging the picture on the wall saying hey,
i drew that painting!.
now, seeing as this is my collection - im going to voice my
opinion. if you dont happen to agree with me, fine. but this
is my opinion: i have *NO* respect for people who converts
shit and claims to be great ascii artists. youre not!
maybe you can draw something in MS-PAINT and use a converter,
but that doesnt make you an ascii artist so go fuck off with
crap like that.
oh, but you just used some converted crap in your collection!!!
jupps, i did - but did you see my tag/signature on any of it? no?
ok - so shut up then. im not claiming credits for it. fuck off
..and now, its time for the ill shit..
WELCOME TO CAINLOGIC AND KAESLOGICS DICK-SUCKING SHOW!
yes people, its the show everyones talking about.
o0 hi, im KAESLOGIC..
o0
you might know me from films such as..
o0 farm animal abuse with cainkaes volume 1 to 46
butt-slammers 15 the super-gay edition
cainkaes sucks dick volume 1 to 852
cainkaes rapes small children *!NEW!*
* featuring teskos suicide!
o0
im here today to show you how to suck dick. and here
.. to help me is my gay fat ass friend..
o0 CAESLOGIC!!! --- xX
Hi!
- im CAESLOGIC.
GIVE ME YOUR PENIS!!
--- . NOW!!!
yeah, you my bitch kaes?!?
COME ON! STICK YOUR SMALL
HAIRY DICK IN MY MOUTH!! /
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suck it like a cheap whore!
YES! CAINS DICK, FINALLY
INSIDE MY MOUTH!!!! 0
yeah, yeah, yeah, here i cum!!!
*SUCK* *SUCK* *SUCK*
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shit! i came too hard, its
coming out of his ass!
. *GGNNN!*
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OH NO! MARK RYDER!!!!!!
HERE, SUCK ON THIS!!!! :::::
WXWX
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---X 0
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EVERYONE LOVES A HAPPY ENDING!!
can i suck
you again? kaeslogic cainlogic
oh, shut up!!
WITH KAESLOGIC CAINLOGIC DEAD SMALL CHILDREN ANIMALS SLEEP SAFELY
fat ass! kaeslogic cainlogic
AND MARK RYDER GOT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR A GOOD JOB!!
kaeslogic cainlogic
I HEARD THAT!!
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the gay-some three-some from TRUE!ASCii, namely: CAIN, KAES and SEKWENCE,
had heard about the evil MARK RYDER of MiMiC taking over the factory that
makes gay dildos and butt-plugs. theyd heard he was going to stop the
production of gay-things and start making ferraris. they trembled with
fear. what would their lives be without a big hard plastick cock up their
anus? they had to save the factory. for all that is gay, they had to do
it! they had to save the dildos and butt-plugs! whod want a ferrari
when they could have a big fat cock in their ass instead? they thought..
yes, a war about gay-dildos and butt-plugs. how fag
so they climbed into their gay little tank and headed for the factory
THE GAY-SOME THREE-SOME FROM FAG!ASCii ..i MEAN, TRUE!ASCii, ARE ON THEIR
WAY TO SAVE THE DiLDO BUTT-PLUG FACTORY
shut up kaes! suck my
dick instead!
hey guys, im trying to
drive here! could you
cain, move your / please hold the dick
fat ass! / sucking and ass-pounding
/ a little bit?!?
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YES, OUR GAY-SOME THREE-SOME ARE ON THEIR WAY!!
yeah, shut up or well
rape you!!
shut your mouth hey, chill out! just ask nicely
sekwence!!! /and ill join inn on the dick sucking
/ and ass-fucking..
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ON THEiR WAY TO SAVE THEIR GAY-DILDOS AND BUTT-PLUGS.
smell my terrible anus!!!
here sekwence, aaargh!!!..*dead*
take my fist up /
your hole!! /
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COMiNG CLOSE TO THE FACTORY, CAiN GETS GREEDY!!
HE WANTS ALL THE DILDOS TO HIMSELF
haha kaes! you fell for the .
old homo-hate trick. now i
will kill you with my giant
fat ass! prepear oh no! please dont sit on me!!
to die!!!! / aaaaargh!!!...*dead*
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BUT EVIL HETROSEXUAL MARK HAD FOOLED THEM ALL!!
now i will take this factory and plug
my ass into heaven!!! here i come for
you evil hetrosexual mark!!!
A BOMB, DISGUiSED ---
AS THE FACTORY
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BoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoM!!!!!!
yes, the gay-some three-some from FAG!ASCii died. they..what? what do
you mean its not called FAG!ASCii? with the fag-some gay-some butt
sucking dick eating cain, kaessekwence - they should be called that!
FAG!ASCii suits a group with limp dick fat ass gay persons like that!
but theyre called TRUE!ASCii GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING
SKULL: I DONT FUCKING CARE!! IT LOOKS HOMO, IT SMELLS HOMO, IT WALKS
HOMO - IT *IS* HOMO!! WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!? YOU THINKING OF
MAYBE JOINING THAT GROUP!?! yeah, i was thinking about it.. ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND, OR ARE YOU A FAGGOT TOO!?? well, i think
David Hasselhoff is kind of cute. hes so macho and butch. HEY, SHUT
YOUR FUCKING HOLE AND GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BUTT-SMELLING-WANNA-HAVE-A
FAT-DICK-IN-YOUR-MOUTH-EATING-CUM-AND-GETTING-YOUR-ANAL-BUSTED-BY-OLD
SMELLY-CAINKAESSEKWENCE-DUMB-ASS-FAGGOT!!!! but.. HEY, I KNOW YOU
WANT MY BUTT! NOW GET AWAY FROM ME SON OR ILL HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS!
cry, cry, cry...nobody likes small fag boys like me...cry, cry, cry
but we like you. who is that?? this is cainkaessekwence speaking to
you from the other side. how is it there? it is pure hell. we are the
only men here. everyone else are nekkid playboy models who wants to
have sex with us. yuck! that bad, huh? yes. but if you kill yourself,
maybe the four of us can have sex! yes, yes! i too want to suck dick!
then come to us and we will suck your penis. ill just plug this dildo
straight into a 50.000 volt socket and then stuff it up my ass and then
i will be with you shortly! yes, oooh, you make us so horny little fag
boy..come to us, we want to suck your penis, lick your balls and suck
your delicious anal juices...
GO ON THEN FAG BOY, JOiN FAG!ASCii!!!! i will, here i cuuum **kkZZt**
FINALLY, SOME PEACE AND QUiET AROUND HERE..
THE HAPPY END
and now for something purely informative.
TESKOS - REDNECK, NIGGER-HATER AND SUPPORTER OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
were going to handle this very subjective. no animation or
anything like that, just the facts. while trying to explain to
kaes of fag!ascii or, true!ascii as some like to call it that
he is a disgusting little fag boy, teskos felt the need to say
some words. and what words they were...
kindly, he sheared with us how he hates niggers, and how he
enjoys child pre-teen pornography. he justified liking to see
small children beeing sexually abused by saying hes not
16 yet, so that is why he likes to see children younger than 16
beeing abused. so, as you can see from what he says himself, he
truly is a thick dumb-ass pedophile yerk off who should have
his head blown clear off. i mean, pornography is ok - but you
have to be some SICK FUCK to enjoy seeing children beeing
abused!! fuck you, you sick i-wanna-see-a-12-year-old-get-butt-
banged-by-old-men perverted sucky-sucky-asshole redneck idiot!!
TESKOS - REDNECK, NIGGER-HATER AND SUPPORTER OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
that he, as he said, hates niggers i really dont care that
much about. why? ive always been a if you dont bother me, i
wont bother you kind of person. and negros havnt bothered
me. and i dont know any negros either, so i dont have any
kind of relationship with negros. if teskos wants to go around
chanting about those fucking niggers and how he hates
niggers, i wont bother myself with it. go ahead teskos, be a
racist i-love-to-see-children-get-sexually-abused redneck fuck.
personally, i think he hates negros because hes heard the
stupid rumour that negros have big dicks. and now hes filled
with penis envy cause he wished he had something bigger than
10cm himself. i guess that is why he likes children so much. to
a 12 year old, i guess a 10cm penis looks pretty big.
so why is teskos a redneck? well...
TESKOS - REDNECK, NIGGER-HATER AND SUPPORTER OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
when i try to imagine a 15 year old who hates niggers because
of his penis envy, who also likes to see small children beeing
sexually abused - i pretty much imagine hes a redneck. but i
guess the thing that made me sure of it was that he really over
reacted when i made a joke about his mother. he got furious. i
mean, you dont give a shit about a bad yomomma joke - but
teskos got REAL angry. which leads me to suspect him of having
a sexual relationship with his mother. this, ofcourse, is one
of those things that identify a redneck. sex with members of
your own family, racist and pedophile...is he a redneck? yes, i
think youll agree with me: ofcourse he is!
so why no animation about teskos you ask? well, i could have
made fun of a redneck racist who fucks his mom. but a sick
pedophile? some jerk-off who enjoys seeing children beeing
abused? that shit just isnt funny. fuck you teskos, sick-o!!
T H E P E O P L E
CAIN of TRUE!ASCII ................ fat ass, very possibly a homosexual
KAES of TRUE!ASCII ....................................... a homosexual
SEKWENCE of TRUE!ASCII ..................... very possibly a homosexual
TESKOS of TRUE!ASCII .................... racist, redneck and pedophile
T H E G R O U P S
TRUE!ASCii ................ has to be FAG!ASCii with so many homos
W H A T W O U L D H E L P ?
CAIN of FAG!ASCII ...................... go on a diet, get a girlfriend
KAES of FAG!ASCII ....................................... kill yourself
SEKWENCE of FAG!ASCII? ....................... stop hanging around fags
TESKOS of FAG!ASCII ..................................... kill yourself
TRUE!ASCII FAG!ASCII ................. not so many homosexual members
oh, and to the OTHER members of TRUE!ASCII:
i mean no offence to any of you, but im very sure you are
bright enough to see how TRUE!ASCII might come off as
FAG!ASCII with members like: cain, kaes, sekwence
and pedophile teskos.
..my suggestion would be to find some other group..
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god loves me, i know he does.
you can find me on IRC, channel MIMIC.
sometimes im even on ASCII, but that is only when im not
banned by some fucking looser..which happens a lot.
yes, im awake at night crying oh no, i cant join that
really cool channel ascii where there happens so many
cool things all the time. and i especially miss some of
the retards who souldnt have +O, but for some strange
and fucked up reason has..
really, i do.
all the time.
D I S C L A I M E R
if you are not smart enough to understand the irony and comedy of
the comments i make about myself, then you should run out infront
of a really fast moving buss as soon as you can cause that means
youre a dumb-ass. the reason for a disclaimer like this is other
dumb ass people like:
cain, kaes, sekwence and teskos
who would probably write you think youre so hot!!! if i didnt
write this disclaimer. which prooves my point: theyre dumb asses
thank you for your time. good night
and remember what your mother told you:
DONT HAVE SEX WITH OTHER MEN
or you just might wake up one day as a member of fag!ascii.
-+* C O R R E C T i O N S *+-
some one told me sekwence is a member of fag!ascii. then some other
guy says he isnt a member of fag!ascii. then i read someplace that
teskos full handle is teskos suicide
just because i like these people so much ill spend some time
correcting this collection so there wont be any false information
here.
but there still says SEKWENCE/FAG!ASCII and just TESKOS
yeah, well - that part about liking them and correcting it. see,
that was a GOOD example of irony.
get it?
.......... before you go, take a little time to read ..........
: i find it strange to see people still trying to pick on me. :
: anyone who knows me, knows just a little bit about me, they :
: should know that i dont take crap from people. which would :
: lead me to believe that certain people whove felt it in :
: their right to throw shit at me, dont know me. and that :
: shows a lack of respect. some people say i shouldnt get so :
: angry and attack these small confused children like i do. :
: some people even go so far as to say i have an additude :
: problem. i have great news. well,great news for me atleast. :
: see, the problem isnt with me, its with the people whove :
: suggested i have a problem. they are the ones with the :
: problem. if you see a person stand up for himself if you :
: see him defend himself against people who try to make him :
: out to be of a lesser kind than he is and you think that :
: the person defending himself has a problem,then you need to :
: go deep and examine yourself because then it is you who has :
: a problem. you cant argue that he makes himself a problem :
: when he attacks the attackers, because this is the nature :
: of things. this is how life works.the strong lead the weak. :
: look around you, its everywhere. there is a person out :
: there who can do your job better than you do it, and he is :
: just waiting for a chance to take your job from you. it is :
: how things are. it comes from the animal world: small get :
: eaten by big. big get eaten by bigger. if someone comes up :
: to you and calls you a fucking asshole, then you have two :
: choices. you can ignore him and move a step down. or you :
: can confront him, crush him, and move a step up. how far :
: from the top you are the day you die is how you can measure :
: how free youve lived your life. and every little goddamn :
: thing youve done counts. so it is up to you. and it is up :
: to me to do what i can to be better than you. if you still :
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