OLD LOG FILE - ME CONVINCING AN ASPIRING ASCII ARTIST THAT I WAS ATTACKED BY
A MANDRILL - by Neil + others
neilb jeff - just the last 3 days. specifically, something i was posting in
the channel re: a chat i was having with some guy
neilb i was telling him i couldnt draw ascii anymore after a mandrill
attack
konami oh man
konami mandrills are capital cool.
blkjack Hrm
blkjack I dont have any logs of a mandrill conversation
blkjack Oh wait
blkjack ascii.log:22:03:39 neilb neilb well, you know those apes,
theyre called mandrills.
neilb thats the one
blkjack 22:01:00 neilb scamatics hey
blkjack 22:01:00 neilb scamatics whats goin on
blkjack 22:01:00 neilb neilb not much. i heard you like ascii art.
blkjack 22:01:07 neilb im going to chat this guy up
blkjack 22:01:23 neilb scamatics yea its fun to mess around with
blkjack 22:01:23 neilb scamatics im not good at it or anything though
blkjack 22:02:03 neilb neilb word. i used to draw a lot of ascii.
blkjack 22:02:03 neilb neilb i was pretty good at it too
blkjack 22:02:03 neilb neilb until my accident
blkjack 22:02:17 neilb scamatics hmmm
blkjack 22:02:27 neilb scamatics your accident?
blkjack 22:02:43 neilb neilb yeah, i work at a zoo.
blkjack 22:03:07 neilb scamatics i see
blkjack 22:03:07 neilb scamatics what happened
blkjack 22:03:39 neilb neilb well, you know those apes, theyre
called mandrills.
blkjack 22:03:39 neilb neilb theyre the ones with the colourful faces
blkjack 22:04:05 neilb scamatics i see
blkjack 22:04:05 neilb neilb i was cleaning out one of the cages, and
i made eye contact with it.
blkjack 22:04:17 neilb HOLY FUCK
blkjack 22:04:23 neilb this guy is out of control
blkjack 22:04:30 revo2001 ah
blkjack 22:04:32 neilb he just sent me a picture of a monkey in ascii
blkjack 22:04:33 davek did he come on to you?
blkjack 22:04:41 davek I think he likes you.
blkjack 22:04:51 davek have netsex with him.
blkjack 22:04:55 neilb its actually pretty good.
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics ------
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics /
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics / o o:
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics 6 :
blkjack 22:05:02 neilb scamatics . / o /
blkjack 22:05:03 neilb scamatics O
blkjack 22:05:05 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:07 neilb scamatics ------
blkjack 22:05:09 neilb scamatics / / /
blkjack 22:05:11 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:13 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:15 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:17 neilb scamatics /
blkjack 22:05:19 neilb scamatics /
blkjack 22:05:21 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:23 davek good like caramel good? or good like nachos good?
blkjack 22:05:23 neilb scamatics
blkjack 22:05:25 neilb scamatics
blkjack 22:05:27 neilb scamatics --
blkjack 22:05:29 neilb scamatics //
-Scam
blkjack 22:05:47 davek thats not good.. its anti good.
blkjack 22:06:21 neilb neilb but seriously, when i made eye contact,
it thought i was challenging it
blkjack 22:06:21 neilb scamatics really
blkjack 22:06:23 neilb neilb and it charged at me and attacked me
blkjack 22:06:25 neilb neilb it crushed my left hand like a carboard
box
blkjack 22:06:47 neilb neilb whoops
blkjack 22:06:47 neilb neilb so sometimes i cant type too good
blkjack 22:07:11 neilb scamatics that sucks
blkjack 22:07:19 neilb scamatics but that didnt really happen
blkjack 22:07:55 neilb neilb what?
blkjack 22:07:55 neilb neilb no man, i can send you pictures.
blkjack 22:07:55 neilb scamatics no thanks
blkjack 22:07:55 neilb neilb i keep the article on my computer
blkjack 22:07:57 davek neil: I think you could run the toronto zoo
better then its being run now.
blkjack 22:08:07 neilb scamatics that sucks
blkjack 22:08:21 davek Ill make you head zoo guy when Im mayor.
blkjack 22:08:27 neilb neilb no man, this always happens
blkjack 22:08:27 neilb neilb nobody belives me
blkjack 22:08:39 neilb dave, that is hi-octane.
blkjack 22:08:53 davek does the mayor have that kind of power?
blkjack 22:10:17 neilb scamatics well
blkjack 22:10:17 neilb scamatics its kinda radical
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb scamatics and the fact that you are copy and
pasting the convo we are having
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb scamatics which is kinda different
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb neilb believe me, having your hand crushed is
not radical.
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb neilb THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb scamatics so it seems like a joke
blkjack 22:11:07 neilb scamatics interview?
blkjack 22:12:49 neilb scamatics nigel
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb scamatics nigel
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb scamatics ?
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb neilb thats my given name, yes
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb neilb i use neil because my uncle neil was
killed in a race car explosion
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb neilb and i use it to comemmorate his great
life
blkjack 22:14:19 neilb scamatics was he goos at racing?
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb scamatics good
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb scamatics sorry
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb neilb its not your fault
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb neilb he was pretty good
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb neilb its what made us our family fortune
blkjack 22:16:01 neilb neilb which we lost buying stock in snake
breeders
blkjack Neil send me the pictures :
neilb i was bluffing
neilb sadly
blkjack noooooooo
A MANDRILL - by Neil + others
neilb jeff - just the last 3 days. specifically, something i was posting in
the channel re: a chat i was having with some guy
neilb i was telling him i couldnt draw ascii anymore after a mandrill
attack
konami oh man
konami mandrills are capital cool.
blkjack Hrm
blkjack I dont have any logs of a mandrill conversation
blkjack Oh wait
blkjack ascii.log:22:03:39 neilb neilb well, you know those apes,
theyre called mandrills.
neilb thats the one
blkjack 22:01:00 neilb scamatics hey
blkjack 22:01:00 neilb scamatics whats goin on
blkjack 22:01:00 neilb neilb not much. i heard you like ascii art.
blkjack 22:01:07 neilb im going to chat this guy up
blkjack 22:01:23 neilb scamatics yea its fun to mess around with
blkjack 22:01:23 neilb scamatics im not good at it or anything though
blkjack 22:02:03 neilb neilb word. i used to draw a lot of ascii.
blkjack 22:02:03 neilb neilb i was pretty good at it too
blkjack 22:02:03 neilb neilb until my accident
blkjack 22:02:17 neilb scamatics hmmm
blkjack 22:02:27 neilb scamatics your accident?
blkjack 22:02:43 neilb neilb yeah, i work at a zoo.
blkjack 22:03:07 neilb scamatics i see
blkjack 22:03:07 neilb scamatics what happened
blkjack 22:03:39 neilb neilb well, you know those apes, theyre
called mandrills.
blkjack 22:03:39 neilb neilb theyre the ones with the colourful faces
blkjack 22:04:05 neilb scamatics i see
blkjack 22:04:05 neilb neilb i was cleaning out one of the cages, and
i made eye contact with it.
blkjack 22:04:17 neilb HOLY FUCK
blkjack 22:04:23 neilb this guy is out of control
blkjack 22:04:30 revo2001 ah
blkjack 22:04:32 neilb he just sent me a picture of a monkey in ascii
blkjack 22:04:33 davek did he come on to you?
blkjack 22:04:41 davek I think he likes you.
blkjack 22:04:51 davek have netsex with him.
blkjack 22:04:55 neilb its actually pretty good.
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics ------
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics /
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics / o o:
blkjack 22:04:59 neilb scamatics 6 :
blkjack 22:05:02 neilb scamatics . / o /
blkjack 22:05:03 neilb scamatics O
blkjack 22:05:05 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:07 neilb scamatics ------
blkjack 22:05:09 neilb scamatics / / /
blkjack 22:05:11 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:13 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:15 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:17 neilb scamatics /
blkjack 22:05:19 neilb scamatics /
blkjack 22:05:21 neilb scamatics / /
blkjack 22:05:23 davek good like caramel good? or good like nachos good?
blkjack 22:05:23 neilb scamatics
blkjack 22:05:25 neilb scamatics
blkjack 22:05:27 neilb scamatics --
blkjack 22:05:29 neilb scamatics //
-Scam
blkjack 22:05:47 davek thats not good.. its anti good.
blkjack 22:06:21 neilb neilb but seriously, when i made eye contact,
it thought i was challenging it
blkjack 22:06:21 neilb scamatics really
blkjack 22:06:23 neilb neilb and it charged at me and attacked me
blkjack 22:06:25 neilb neilb it crushed my left hand like a carboard
box
blkjack 22:06:47 neilb neilb whoops
blkjack 22:06:47 neilb neilb so sometimes i cant type too good
blkjack 22:07:11 neilb scamatics that sucks
blkjack 22:07:19 neilb scamatics but that didnt really happen
blkjack 22:07:55 neilb neilb what?
blkjack 22:07:55 neilb neilb no man, i can send you pictures.
blkjack 22:07:55 neilb scamatics no thanks
blkjack 22:07:55 neilb neilb i keep the article on my computer
blkjack 22:07:57 davek neil: I think you could run the toronto zoo
better then its being run now.
blkjack 22:08:07 neilb scamatics that sucks
blkjack 22:08:21 davek Ill make you head zoo guy when Im mayor.
blkjack 22:08:27 neilb neilb no man, this always happens
blkjack 22:08:27 neilb neilb nobody belives me
blkjack 22:08:39 neilb dave, that is hi-octane.
blkjack 22:08:53 davek does the mayor have that kind of power?
blkjack 22:10:17 neilb scamatics well
blkjack 22:10:17 neilb scamatics its kinda radical
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb scamatics and the fact that you are copy and
pasting the convo we are having
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb scamatics which is kinda different
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb neilb believe me, having your hand crushed is
not radical.
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb neilb THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
blkjack 22:10:59 neilb scamatics so it seems like a joke
blkjack 22:11:07 neilb scamatics interview?
blkjack 22:12:49 neilb scamatics nigel
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb scamatics nigel
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb scamatics ?
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb neilb thats my given name, yes
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb neilb i use neil because my uncle neil was
killed in a race car explosion
blkjack 22:14:17 neilb neilb and i use it to comemmorate his great
life
blkjack 22:14:19 neilb scamatics was he goos at racing?
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb scamatics good
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb scamatics sorry
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb neilb its not your fault
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb neilb he was pretty good
blkjack 22:15:59 neilb neilb its what made us our family fortune
blkjack 22:16:01 neilb neilb which we lost buying stock in snake
breeders
blkjack Neil send me the pictures :
neilb i was bluffing
neilb sadly
blkjack noooooooo
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