A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain
and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband
didnt know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So
she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and
being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and
dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he
whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
went to one of the cars and had sex in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was
sitting up reading when he came in,so she asked what kind of time he
had.
Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when youre
not there. Then she asked, Did you dance much? He replied, Ill tell
you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
poker all evening. You must have looked really silly wearing that
costume playing poker all night! she said with unashamed sarcasm. To
which the husband replied, Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!