23:49:00 David: hey tonight i was having a cig on my friends balcony
and there was these teenagers going crazy in the street... they didnt
know i was there
23:49:12 David: it was 2 guys and a girl
23:49:43 David: the guy said to the other one i dare you to moon ...
-allright ill do it! no you wont -oh yea check this
23:49:52 David: and he liked, showed his ass in my direction, without
knowing i was there
23:50:00 David: so i went oh yeah baby thats nice stuff!
23:50:11 David: and he ran away into his house
@lame- Yknow, the first thought that struck me when I heard the pope
was dying was how wierd it would be to be the guy who has to stick a
catheter up the popes dick.
maytag there was once a woman pope
maytag but when they found out she died :D
maytag and they covered it up
@lame- those wacky religious nutcases
maytag musta been one butchy chick
@blkjack haha female pope
maytag its true
maytag my grandfather was a crazy history nut... told me the whole story
@blkjack Was there ever a robot pope?
maytag no
@lame- therell be a robot pope when they cant find the next one and
they reanimate john paul
@lame- Just put the pope hat on one of those honda robots
maytag Supposedly, since her time, any candidate for the pope
undergoes an intimate examination to ensure he is not a woman or eunuch in
disguise. This involved sitting on a chair which has a hole in the seat.
The most junior deacon present then feels under the chair to ensure the
new Pope is male: And in order to demonstrate his worthiness, his
testicles are felt by the junior present as testimony of his male sex.
@lame- haha
@lame- what high ranking church official hasnt had their balls cupped
by a junior