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All right, sniootchy biotches, weve had some cleaning of house just
kidding, we all live in bachelor nerd hovel squalor, living on furniture
made of pizza boxes, you could see for yourself over our webcam feed but the
lens is so grimy no details can be perceived, just a general haze of filthy
misery to do over the past six months, but were primed and ready to rock
the scene in a way not seen since our World Tour stop with phase 6 of The
Project back in August of 1999. An oddly specific qualifer -- but
AWESOMELY odd and AMAZINGLY specific. That means weve been winding up for
nearly 16 years and were ready to once again unleash an unending torrent of
absolute scene domination raining down on the heads of lamers, demonstrating
supremacy in LiT, MUSiC, and all varieties of visual art -- ANSi, ASCii,
HiREZ, SCULPTURE, ARCHiTECTURE... what? The Autocad files were corrupted?
Cork master, how will our fans 3D-print the 1:1 scale models of our elite
WHQ building? Were ruined! Lego? Youre f-ing kidding me, right? All
right, whatever -- move past it! We have lamerz to dominate!!!!
In addition to masterful works by our illustrious founder K-tHuLu+++ we
are proud to present further collaborations with Jack tha Ripper and an
unprecedented array of distinguished guests who all lined up some from
BEYOND THE GRAVE, be cool, we arent racist against ghosts to approach us
for a chance to earn the feather in their cap of being able to put the
super-elite / MiSTiGRiS 2015 DUES PAiD CARD CARRYiNG MEMBER iN GOOD
STANDiNG tag after their nick on the IRC. All that plus you get a good
hard look at Melodias pussy from three different angles!
We have improved on the best that puny human bodies and minds can drag
to the table and feature an array of cyborg textmode pieces in this pack,
building on GIF2ANS technology and bringing it into the 21st century,
revitalized as GIF2ANS2BMP2PRG2PNGs -- every additional step of the equation
packs in eliteness exponentially! Eventually not only cant you tell where
the human began and the machine finished up, you dont even have any
indication that the human was ever there in the first place! Radical!!!
Id love to go on at great length about just how badly youre going to
get blown away read: very by our improvements on the total sum of the
history of computer graphics milestones, intersections of textmode art with
the worthless soft and feminine world of textile arts, which never
contributed anything worthwhile to the elite world of computing and
technology, and pushing the limits of the modern art avant garde, which will
unravel your brain and cause your eyeballs to explode, dribbling vitreous
humours down your face, the vacant sockets becoming a home for elite
parasitic insect larvae, which then mature and migrate into your sinuses and
down your digestive tract, emerging with solid waste and F4 blocks and
infecting a new host who comes into skin contact with contaminated soil...
but we dont just dont have time.
OK, that about wraps things up. I just have to deign to acknowledge some
of our inferior fellow travellers here on Starship Dialup and give big
greetZ from an elevated position, not one among equals to the eternal
immortals at wBALLz, the home team at ALiEN LEGiON and the new inheritors to
the mantle of the true elite, UNiSON. Also mad props to the supreme crew of
Image Comics, remaining godly through the ages -- unchallenged visual genius
Jim Liefeld, master plotter Todd Macfarlane, and mad scientist tactician Jim
Lee just imagine what amazing stuff he could do at the helm of a mainstream
comics company like DC?! And ... what were those guys called... the
pretenders to the artscene throne... Smocktronics? Spockphonics? Brocks
Colonics? I had some really devastating trash talk to unleash on them, but
legal council has advised me to tone it down. Besides, I hate seeing grown
men cry like sad sack girlie-man manbaby tea-man cryers man-blubbering in
puddles of their own slippery man-cry-juice fluid.
All right, thats really the state of the art state of the NATiON
nation-state art of the art address. Keep your edges bleeding, keep your j0lt
bubbling, keep it elite, and keep the lamerz out of tha undahground brah!
If we remain unwelcoming to outsiders, our beloved community will definitely
continue to thrive for years and decades to come regardless of unforseen
profound social and technological upheaval!
K-tHuLu+++
MiSTiGRiS FOUNDER, PRESiDENT FOR LiFE, PRiME MiNISTER,
COMMANDER iN CHiEF, LiT COORDiNATOR
SONiC EQUiNOX / ACiD / PHLUiD / BLENDER
iMPERiAL / NWA / TABNet
CARB / CAPiO / GAMEO / LAWAJ / MoAtSGCoA / ABi
CONCRETE / KiTHE / RECOiL / PiNiON / iLF
HAPPY FETUS RECORDS CHEERLEADING SQUAD / WRASTAJAM
Co-SysOp of The Screaming Tomato and The Jade Monkey
MiSTiGRiS
BiGGER THAN ACiD
BUT WiTH A HiGHER pH LEVEL
iN 2015
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