Sup, dude, fellow pack searcher. Ah be baaad... Fo yo infinite
amusement, we gots included in dis pack some stash called JIVE.ZIP... it
gotsta some neat little talent of convertin whut we know as nomal text
into homie speak. We wuz a bit lackin in de standard speech patterns uh
de standard ansi scene fanboy, so taid us wid inarticulashun we found dis
little honky code thelp us.
TRANSLATION:
Hi, fellow pack searcher. For your infinite amusement, we have
included in this pack a file called JIVE.ZIP... it has a neat little talent
of converting what we know as normal text into homie speak. We were a
bit lacking in the standard speech patterns of the standard ansi scene fanboy,
so to aid us with inarticulation we found this little program to help us.
Spread and enjoy, holmes.
k-thulu of misty-gree