It is time for another... DR. KNOWLEDGABLE!!!! DK:>Hello everybody! It is that time of the month again... Call Screener:>Sick man! DK:>Shut the fuck up you little shit! I'm taking my first caller! Call Screener:>Okay. DK:>Hello...um... Mindcrime, I'm listening. MC:>Yeah, I just wanted to call to see what you think about Acidic. DK:>Acidic... I hate the shit that runs it because he is just a Lord Jazz wanna be. MC:>I run Acidic! Shutup! DK:>You ain't nuttin' but an Acid wanna be! CLICK!!!! DK:>Next caller. AY:>Hello, I have a problem so I am keeping my name hidden, Doc K. DK:>What did you just call me? Did you call me Doc K? AY:>Yeah, sorr....... CLICK!!!! DK:>Next caller... Another anonymous caller. AY2:>Uhh, I have a problem with quiting the art scene. DK:>Really? AY2:>Yeah, I used to be in RCA, but I was to good and everyone else was slowing me up and I quit cuz youngsters was giving me shit. DK:>And you want advice? AY2:>Yes, I could use some advice. DK:>In a minute, but I need to know if you have any other problems first. AY2:>Well, I do have a sexual obsession with Lord Nemesis. DK:>Is this Magnus Dracul? CLICK!!! Hello? Hello? Let's take another caller now. DK:>Hello Dr..... Katz?!? DKZ:>I am finally on your show, man this is cool. DK:>Uhh yeah.... DKZ:>I need to talk to you about your therapy techniques. DK:>Really... DKZ:>Yeah, I really don't think that you listen to what people say to you because you never give them any advice. You hang up on them and then you take another caller and hang up on them. I bet you can't tell me what my name is. {OWWWWW!!! QUIT IT!!! UGHHHH!!!!! STOP HITTING ME!!!} DK:>Well you're right! CLICK!!! DK:>See you guys next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY MIST HUNTER SAUCE00Dr. Knowledgeable Crimethink READ THE INI FILE 19970304WP