Hey hey. I have absolutely nothing to put in by way of art or
entertainment this month, so im just gonna paste a bunch of babble
about a party i was at last night. For the love of god, just stop
viewing this file right here. Gee, I wonder what the odds are that
someone from my city will read this, know the people im talking about,
and show this to them. In that case, i must remind everyone that this
is, of course, the insane babblings of a drunken psychotic. Anything
written below contains some element of the truth. But really, what IS
truth anyway??
WindRider
Session Start: Thu Apr 09 22:09:05 1998
*** Now talking in erini
erini created on Thu Apr 09 22:10:57
whirrior oh, the stories i could tell about last night. :
Ohsevenn Thats right
Ohsevenn TELL
whirrior i should write this up as my rmrs submission. hahahahaha
Ohsevenn Give it up
whirrior lets see. Stopped in at the college pub for an hour before
the party. Hung with some people, talked to some girlies ill
never see again, felt kind of sad.
whirrior But that was boring.
whirrior So after an hour i head of to Erinis place for the party.
Im the first one there. I score some kiss-up points by
bringing along a cd that shes been dying to hear bill bourne,
h0h0h0h0
whirrior so until about 7:30, its just the two of us, getting nicely
toasted off of wine and vodka.
Ohsevenn Aha
whirrior then a few other people start to trickle in. I drink a hell
of a lot more.
whirrior and DAMN did i drink a lot, but im not proud of that.
whirrior so the evening wears on. We anticipate this big blow out
between trevor, michelle, patricia, and brad. Michelle is
trevors ex. Patricia is Brads ex, but brad doesnt know pat
is going out with trevor. brad and trevor are good friends.
whirrior Its one of the reasons i brought my camera. hehehehehe
whirrior so that could have been interesting, but it didnt happen.
Ohsevenn Aha
whirrior oh, and michelle and trevor dont get along well. we
figured michelle might tell brad.
whirrior but thats a side story i can come back to.
whirrior We all hang out, get touchy feely kind of shit. I drink
even more.
whirrior at one point, there were about 60 people there, all on one
floor of a small house.
whirrior as tends to happen, someone starts poking around. It turns
out that a group of about 20 of us pile on Erinis bed and
start taking group huggy-huggy pictures. Damn was that fun.
Ohsevenn Ohoho
whirrior I went to the party with 2 rolls of film, blew through them
both.
whirrior and im gonna get them developed on saturday and scanned
that night i hope
Ohsevenn Hehe
whirrior so we wander back out of the bedroom, i start taking
pictures of me with all the people that have been important
to me over the past 2 years. Got some great shots of me with
the women. h0h0h0h0.
Ohsevenn Hehehehe
whirrior which will also get scanned, if they turn out. thats why
i bought 400 film instead of 200.
Ohsevenn Werd to scanning
whirrior so the party drags on, were all nicely toasted. Everyone
gets a little more touchyfeely im gonna miss you kind of
thing.
whirrior I found myself hugging the porcelain after downing a 26 of
vodka before 10:30
whirrior side note: I AM NEVER DRINKING VODKA AGAIN
Ohsevenn Aha
whirrior but it gave me a good excuse to crash at Erinis place.
h0h0.
whirrior so now theres a bit of a fuzzy bit where i remember being
in pictures, but dont recall most the time from 10:30-12:00.
whirrior Hung out with my buddies, talked to all the women that have
meant anything to me, had a hell of a good time.
whirrior Most of the people were gone by 3:30, but there were still
about 6 of us. We ordered pizza and reminisced for a while.
whirrior eventually, dave drives the others home with him.
omi some guy actually delivered pizza at 3am?
whirrior that leaves me, Erini, some guy passed out in a room, and
here brothers who share the place.
whirrior omi: yeah, he had been there earlier delivering to the
people downstairs. He was kinda shocked to find out we were
all teachers. :
omi eeek
omi all of you?
whirrior so we got a couple of pictures of him and said wed send
him a copy.
omi can we say arkansas kids with machine guns
whirrior omi: yeah. 60 drunken college kids who are about to be
teachers.
whirrior ah yes, so back to the story.
Ohsevenn Hehehe
whirrior So at some point during the night, i had given Erini my
keys and told her to hide them.
whirrior which means i wasnt leaving until she was going to let me.
hahahaha
omi anyone orgies and/or mass blowjobs?
whirrior omi: not inside the house, but the backyard was dark. we
cant be sure.
whirrior but one guy who was drunk just to show how comfortable
he was with his heterosexuality, bit one guys dick and kissed
one of the gay grads. then he smiled a little.
whirrior but im off track again. :
omi woah
omi dood thats fucked
whirrior omi: it was funny as hell. the one guy comes into the living
room and asks anyone got some tylenol? why becuase jason
or whoever he was bit my dick. we laughed.
Ohsevenn omi: Thats canada
whirrior what a dumbass.
whirrior whirrior ah, now back to where i got offtrack...
whirrior i was completely wasted, which is pretty much to be expected
after my performance.
omi Ohsevenn: ha, must be
whirrior erini had my keys hidden somewhere. I beleive there was
some mention of underwear drawer to which i replied well
NOW im intruiged.
whirrior bad spelling, but who cares.
Ohsevenn Aha
whirrior So here it is, 4am. We crash out on the couch.
whirrior around 6am, i hear the guy who was passed out stumble into
the bathroom and starting horking up a gut.
whirrior that was fun.
whirrior and it woke me up. fucker.
whirrior fall asleep again.
whirrior blink.
whirrior its daylight.
whirrior damn.
whirrior im still drunk.
whirrior i look at my watch, and its 7:30.
whirrior Erini is already up, clearing away all the bottles and shit.
whirrior being the dutiful guest that i am, i help out.
omi so did you bone or what?
whirrior by the way, this is the dullest part, and the one that i
have no pictures of
whirrior omi: hahaha, thats not my style. :
whirrior so we hang out, talking until 10:30 or so. Then we call up
michelle and she comes over.
whirrior from there, we head to mcdonalds.
whirrior note to self: even if hungry, never ever eat mcdonalds food
in the morning after a big drunk. ew.
Ohsevenn No shit
whirrior somehow i managed to sober up enough to get back to my
apartment around 2pm. Damn.
Ohsevenn Well
whirrior i would have stayed longer, but she had a final to study
for.
Ohsevenn Did you fuck erini or not?
whirrior Ohsevenn: look at my response to omi.
Ohsevenn Thats all I wanted to hear
whirrior yeah yeah. :
whirrior i felt a need to babble.
whirrior so there.
Ohsevenn Bah
whirrior nyah.
omi its ok
whirrior and thats leaving out a bunch of stuff.
Ohsevenn whirrior: Yea, youre leaving out all the dumb stuff you
did while you were drunk.
whirrior its hard to condense 22 hours down into a short summary.
omi you know you suck when ...
whirrior Ohsevenn: oddly enough, i didnt do anything really dumb.
i made damn sure of that, plus i had trevor and brad there to
watch my back.
omi you encode mp3s at a 112kbps bitrate
omi watch your back? were you plannin on fighting some teachers?
whirrior omi: i mean in the sense that i could count on them to watch
out for my wellbeing.
whirrior and my honorable reputation. hahahahahaha
omi oh i see
whirrior as if thats not shot all to hell now.
Session Close: Fri Apr 10 00:14:07 1998
Wow, wasnt that special.
and what are you doing down here?
Ah, i see. Youre a glutton for punishment.
go away.