.. sPAZTIc .. .. nEWSLETTEr..
wOOowOoo! welp, here it is finally and I must say that
it is DEFINATELY the best pack released by Spastic to
this day! All of the team members worked hard this
month to bring you this very special pack! Why is this
pack so special? Very simple, as you all know eerie
dropped outta spastic, and decided to move on to In-
egrity. This is our first pack to be released without
the so-called ex-backbone of spastic. We are sure that
you will find the pack very indulging this month, and
see what we can do without the 33 man himself. We hold
no gruges against him what so ever and hope he is hav-
ing fun wherever he may be. Now on to other things!
We would like to give a big spastic welcome to all the
new members we gained over this month! Here is a lit-
tle something about each of this cOoly feLLaz:
1. twisted terrorist - Im sure you remember this
fella from his days in ACiD/Nation. His ansi
brings new life to the group and it just roqs!
Whether he does big pics or small pics you just
cant seem to get enough of this fellas ansi and
his unique style!your now spastified!
2. crimson skye - wOah where did this fella come
from?! twisted terrorist helped us pic up this
very smashing artist! his logos are just in-
credible and his pics are just as amazing! Be
sure to check out his board coming up soon called
Astrocity, Im sure youll find that it will
rOck your wErld! hell also be helping members
out with their ansi and stuff.
3. professa - this dude just works magic with those
payfones, for the group. He comes in heading
our brand spanking new telecom division. He is
just a cOoly fella to chill on da conferences
with! He has also proven that he isnt just one
of those fellas that claim to be able to do stuff,
he has proven himself and done all sorts of stuff
for us this month!
4. dsinny - formerly know as Devil Sin this fella
comes into the telecom division for his first month
and boy has he been busy at those payphones him-
self! He is constantly learning new things and
tricks of the trade. He has provided us with many
things this month also! Ive talked to him a lot
and he is just a really cOoly guy to kick it with.
5. data ruckus- this guy is really neato! Im not
sure what all he does for us exactly yet. But
if he wasnt good, I know that the telecom head
professa booty, wouldnt have let him in! Talk to
this fella on IRC, he is spiffy! glad to have him
aboard with the crew.
6. giant iguana - this dude is just swamped with
request for 800 this, 800 that. He is a master at
setting up those 800s that we all love to use
to call boards and each other! he will soon be
setting up private IRC 800s for Spastic membas
only! A definate plus to the telecom division!
thats all for the new members, many applied but since we
are starting to raise our level of quality control we felt
that it would not be fair to let them in, and when they
turn something in at the end of the month to be released
we exclude it from the pack. They all have been able to
find groups that fit their needs and talents this month and
wish them the best.
this month we are proud to release SpasticVu v1.0 coded by
stud man Joe Mama, after coding numerous beta versions he
finally whipped a viewer up that everyone in the group was
content with supporting 80x25, 80x50, and RIP. We felt that
there was no need for VGA at the time since we do not accept
VGA artist into the group. If there ever comes a time we
need it, our man will be able to put it in!
So much has gone on this month, I know I am forgetting some
stuff, if I have forgotten ya or some important event Im
truly sorry. A few greets to go out to some people -
CONGRADULATIONS TO THE CLASS OF NYNTEEN NYDEE FYVE!
Welp thats about it for this month, so look for Spastic to
be kickin it next month with pack numba 5 cinqos, cinq, go!
So kick back grab a pOopsi, latest issue of playboy, and a
jar o vasoline, and just have some fun! Without further
adieu...we are proud to present Spastic 06/95!
- Azrael Spastic.Prez
06/04/95