d a m o d s q u a d !
tp
Welcome brothers and sisters, to another addition of, The TMS Preaching Hour. Just kidding. Well, once again, we have survived another month, and we
seem to be unstoppable. Oh by the way, those that followed last months attempt
of TMSs coo to take over Guam, WE DID IT! Thats right, TMS now owns Guam.
We are setting everything up and establishing a new society of super humans.
Influenced by GWAR, we are organizing and gaining mommentum. Stay tuned for morenews about our territorial gainings. Oh, if you would like a 12 acre piece of
farmland, we still have a few left. Contact Crypter for details.
More news about the snowball charity drive brought to you by The Blade and myself. We have sold over three million snowballs so far, and have made a total
of 1.23! Keep the donations coming!!! Heres a clip of an article we recieved
from a donor:
Hello TMS. This is Richard Less from Idaho. Last week, I sent a
a donation, and was hastily sent my very own snowball. I was very impressed on
on the speed and packaging of the frozen product. Now, my popularity with the
town has grown, and it even got me a date with a daughter pf a pig farmer. I
wish to thank you guys greatly, and wish you the best on your charity.
Love always,
Richard Less
So as you can see, we here at TMS have made drastic improvements on many
peoples lives, and no, you too can still get your very own snowball. Its not
too late. Just send The Blade or myself a note or a small donation we now
accept Guam currency. Remember, it can be fun for a girl and a boy.
In other news, the contest concerning Crypters new name is still going
on, and many of you, the public, have given good names. Heres a list:
Sphincter, Cryptah, Lil Kstar, Whammo!, Schlong, etc...
These names are excellent, and keep them coming! He has not as of yet,
picked one, so you still have a chance. Just send a postcard to:
Crypters New Name
1469 Saytanec Circle
Eihaytgawd, Florida
16666
Member News: Coming into the TMS family: Pitt Iniquity, Punisher Art,
Dark Shade Art/Rg, Neptun Rg, Spinal Obv, Dark Soul Rg, Grendel Rg,
Black Acid Pcb, Warhammer Art.. Leaving: NONE!
Ok, on to more TMS news. Sorrow, of the PCB dept. of TMS and Grifter
have come up with something neet-o for the holiday season. They will, for 5,
come to your house and be your best friends at your Christmas party. People
will flock to your place from miles around just to be with you because of these
celeberties. Who are they, and why are they so popular you ask? Well, Sorrow
was in the movie, Hardbodies II the beach scene, and Grifter did some
fancy footwork in the Smashing pumpkins video, Bullet With Butterfly Wings.
Dont be the laughing stock of the holiday season. Invite them and be the
most happening thing in your neighborhood!
Disclaimer: TMS is not in any way held liable for any physical or mental
condictions that may be involved with using this product. Any
problems or side affects are from misuse or negligence of you,
the consumer. Our products have not been test inhumanely on
animals, but rather on humans. We do not endorse nor support in
any way the use of this product as a method to produce results
in a sexual or mind altering way. Side affects such as: Penis
shrinkage, hair loss, or mental anguish is a result of failing
to use this product in its designed way, or a result of not
following the directions as shown. Safety gear and proper steps
to ensure safety must be followed to reduce harm.
Directions: Soak hair until thoroughly damp. Apply a generous amount to hair
and rub in until a thick lather sets in. Let sit for a few
minutes, then rinse out thoroughly. Repeat directions until
desired cleanliness is achieved.
Well, before I go, I would like to extend Happy Holidays to the following
TMS members:
Crypter, The Blade, Nuremberg, Sorrow, Cassidy, Grifter, Deathinc, Daze, Horrid Nature, Warlord, Windwalker, Dark Seed, Deathstar, Vigo, IOU, Rom-Man, Nero,
Skully Rocketman, Pitt, Punisher, Dark Shade, Neptun, Spinal, Vision, Grendel,
Dark Soul, Pirate Box, Black Acid, Bad Mr. Frosty, Griffon, and Warhammer...
Happy Holidays to:
Essbee, Mung, Mistawho, Death Angel, Virt, Clorox Cowboy, Statik, Mikala,
O-Tron, Ravnos, Mastermind, IL, Mapleman, NivekOgre, XPhilez, Kludger,
Atmaweapon, Art3mis, Carnage, Mystic1, Indiana, Micr0be, The Stain, Morty,
Ratthing, Slash, Carrion, Waxmaster, Andira, Woj, Telegarn, Dark Phoenix,
Kargus, Jiff, DD, PWA, AEGIS, PuNC, PIA, BPC, GNS, GNX, DMN, SHoCK, WiCKeD,
3oo1, 911, Acidic, MTV, MoRT, TRiC, SiCK, ANeMia, All other modding crews that
have lived through the year and those that died, but inspired us still here to
keep going CREAM especially, and to all of you that supported TMS through
the year. I, DRWN, and the rest of us here at TMS hope you and your family
have a great holiday season and well be here in the 96 to continue to try to
take over the world!!!
DRWN
Destination oh no
Ruby ruby ruby so-ho.
tp
Welcome brothers and sisters, to another addition of, The TMS Preaching Hour. Just kidding. Well, once again, we have survived another month, and we
seem to be unstoppable. Oh by the way, those that followed last months attempt
of TMSs coo to take over Guam, WE DID IT! Thats right, TMS now owns Guam.
We are setting everything up and establishing a new society of super humans.
Influenced by GWAR, we are organizing and gaining mommentum. Stay tuned for morenews about our territorial gainings. Oh, if you would like a 12 acre piece of
farmland, we still have a few left. Contact Crypter for details.
More news about the snowball charity drive brought to you by The Blade and myself. We have sold over three million snowballs so far, and have made a total
of 1.23! Keep the donations coming!!! Heres a clip of an article we recieved
from a donor:
Hello TMS. This is Richard Less from Idaho. Last week, I sent a
a donation, and was hastily sent my very own snowball. I was very impressed on
on the speed and packaging of the frozen product. Now, my popularity with the
town has grown, and it even got me a date with a daughter pf a pig farmer. I
wish to thank you guys greatly, and wish you the best on your charity.
Love always,
Richard Less
So as you can see, we here at TMS have made drastic improvements on many
peoples lives, and no, you too can still get your very own snowball. Its not
too late. Just send The Blade or myself a note or a small donation we now
accept Guam currency. Remember, it can be fun for a girl and a boy.
In other news, the contest concerning Crypters new name is still going
on, and many of you, the public, have given good names. Heres a list:
Sphincter, Cryptah, Lil Kstar, Whammo!, Schlong, etc...
These names are excellent, and keep them coming! He has not as of yet,
picked one, so you still have a chance. Just send a postcard to:
Crypters New Name
1469 Saytanec Circle
Eihaytgawd, Florida
16666
Member News: Coming into the TMS family: Pitt Iniquity, Punisher Art,
Dark Shade Art/Rg, Neptun Rg, Spinal Obv, Dark Soul Rg, Grendel Rg,
Black Acid Pcb, Warhammer Art.. Leaving: NONE!
Ok, on to more TMS news. Sorrow, of the PCB dept. of TMS and Grifter
have come up with something neet-o for the holiday season. They will, for 5,
come to your house and be your best friends at your Christmas party. People
will flock to your place from miles around just to be with you because of these
celeberties. Who are they, and why are they so popular you ask? Well, Sorrow
was in the movie, Hardbodies II the beach scene, and Grifter did some
fancy footwork in the Smashing pumpkins video, Bullet With Butterfly Wings.
Dont be the laughing stock of the holiday season. Invite them and be the
most happening thing in your neighborhood!
Disclaimer: TMS is not in any way held liable for any physical or mental
condictions that may be involved with using this product. Any
problems or side affects are from misuse or negligence of you,
the consumer. Our products have not been test inhumanely on
animals, but rather on humans. We do not endorse nor support in
any way the use of this product as a method to produce results
in a sexual or mind altering way. Side affects such as: Penis
shrinkage, hair loss, or mental anguish is a result of failing
to use this product in its designed way, or a result of not
following the directions as shown. Safety gear and proper steps
to ensure safety must be followed to reduce harm.
Directions: Soak hair until thoroughly damp. Apply a generous amount to hair
and rub in until a thick lather sets in. Let sit for a few
minutes, then rinse out thoroughly. Repeat directions until
desired cleanliness is achieved.
Well, before I go, I would like to extend Happy Holidays to the following
TMS members:
Crypter, The Blade, Nuremberg, Sorrow, Cassidy, Grifter, Deathinc, Daze, Horrid Nature, Warlord, Windwalker, Dark Seed, Deathstar, Vigo, IOU, Rom-Man, Nero,
Skully Rocketman, Pitt, Punisher, Dark Shade, Neptun, Spinal, Vision, Grendel,
Dark Soul, Pirate Box, Black Acid, Bad Mr. Frosty, Griffon, and Warhammer...
Happy Holidays to:
Essbee, Mung, Mistawho, Death Angel, Virt, Clorox Cowboy, Statik, Mikala,
O-Tron, Ravnos, Mastermind, IL, Mapleman, NivekOgre, XPhilez, Kludger,
Atmaweapon, Art3mis, Carnage, Mystic1, Indiana, Micr0be, The Stain, Morty,
Ratthing, Slash, Carrion, Waxmaster, Andira, Woj, Telegarn, Dark Phoenix,
Kargus, Jiff, DD, PWA, AEGIS, PuNC, PIA, BPC, GNS, GNX, DMN, SHoCK, WiCKeD,
3oo1, 911, Acidic, MTV, MoRT, TRiC, SiCK, ANeMia, All other modding crews that
have lived through the year and those that died, but inspired us still here to
keep going CREAM especially, and to all of you that supported TMS through
the year. I, DRWN, and the rest of us here at TMS hope you and your family
have a great holiday season and well be here in the 96 to continue to try to
take over the world!!!
DRWN
Destination oh no
Ruby ruby ruby so-ho.
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