hello. some people call me phantasm. thats
not important now. i have something serious to say.
i am a god. thats right. i am a divine being, and i
love me. you heard me. i love you with all my soul,
as i no longer have a heart or any other body organ
to love with. except for my penis.
the inevitable question is: how do you type this? i
can answer that. i have 5,000 servants in my palace
here with me and each one types a single character
that i dictate. i can say stuff like i am tetsuo,
down with god, play road hockey with fishsticks
and many more favorites.
but thats not the point. the point is that as god,
i have more to do than write music for petty fools
that i love with all my penis and soul. as a god, i
can command you to do it for me.
thats right, i am no longer composing for yak, nor
shall i contribute my ansi skills, nor anything of
the sort.
but, you ask me with a tremor in your voice, you
make no sense my lord. without your s3mation worlds
would have perished. millions of lives - lost.
worry not, my child, for there is more s3mation on
its way. perhaps as a god now i may dictate to some
of the faithful a method of combining s3mation with
wonderful music...
... but i wouldnt count on it.
really really really *REALLY* sincerely,
phantasm yak