hen
t h e e r
ask not for whom the Cuisinart blends, for it blends
for thee
Cthmist ok, k-thu is in da house
but where is warpizzle
I mean I will collect words solo if I have to
but dont let me get ahead of myself, we have 14 minutes before
showtime officially kicks off
* warpus has joined blender
warpus howdoody!
where the fuck is everyone
l e t t u c e b e g i n
warpus TIME TO KICK IT OFF
thats something cthulu just said, im just repeating it
* Cthmist does the kid n play dance with warpus
Cthmist OK, its time to officially start this Blender
warpus kid n play is what we used to do during the epstein days, i thought
we retired that tradition
*cough* LETS BEGIN
t o p i c a l s o u r c e
Cthmist as you all know, this is an improvised art compo that has
participants try to make art based on three unexpected topics
blending them together
warpus into something thats been blended together into a coherent whole
Cthmist now where do we get these topics?
we get them from the public!
so if you have any ideas, lets say for the next half hour well
be receiving subject suggestions
warpus we need one subject i.e. powdered toast man, one action i.e.
dancing, and one location i.e. the butthole emporium
Cthmist so send those suggestions in to me or warpus privately and well
touch base in like 32 minutes
t o p i c a s s i g n m e n t
Cthmist mulling over
warpus MULLINATION IN PROGRESS
Cthmist we have our words!
so, who is conducting this activity?
it definitely involves a LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST
what activity is going on?
warpus ive heard of those!
the activity.. ive also heard of.. and you likely have as well..
the activity is... DESTROYING CIVILIZATION
and.. where is this all happening?
Cthmist why, at CORPORATE HQ!
w h o w o n ?
warpus times up! get those last minute entries in!
Cthmist all right, friends, I think this Blender is cooked
warpus the white smoke is rising high above blender hq
or is it black smoke? well say its red
Cthmist maybe there will be late entries straggling in, we would love to
feature them in the artpack, but I dont think they will overcome
our pick for first place
this pick was easy because it was the only submission we got in
but even if it had been up against competing entries, it was a
solid entry making excellent use of the words
warpus first place is well deserved, the entry brought a tear to each of
the eyes of the devil AND angel who are sitting on my shoulders
Cthmist thats, like four tears at least
depending on whether were talking biblically accurate angels
warpus the devil has 3 eyes i think, so 5, but you can never be sure
i think angels also cry out of their ears, so thats 4 more tears.
but we can keep counting these tears all day long
Cthmist so anyway, hats off to our winner
warpus, what is his name?
and how stoned is he?
warpus two stoned maybe. too stoned?
Cthmist one stoned plus one stoned
warpus tu stoned, is he french?
Cthmist deux pierre
warpus mon ami jouer le basketball
which is to say, thanks for participating!
Cthmist my wife gave me that name.. youre too stoned to do the dishes
all right, were awarding him one acclamation point representing
Mistigris
warpus could that maybe be a biblical reference as well?
those who are too stoned are surely the righteous ones
Cthmist let he who is without sin cast the first dish
a n d t h e n e x t o n e ?
Cthmist it is going to be trouble for me hosting a blender in october
this year, so maybe I should say early November and get back to
you all closer to the date
warpus yeah, fuck october
Cthmist all right, well do it with halloween leftovers
stay tuned, keep in touch, dont touch that blender
seriously, keep your hands out of it, shits sharp
D i d Y o u K n o w . . . ?
Cthmist warpus, did you know that this year has been like the ten year
anniversary of the blender series revival?
Weve gone over half a year without mentioning it, but thats
kind of cool
many fewer blenders than during its, uh, first ten years
but still lots of good and worthwhile art produced over this
series
warpus hey thats a pretty cool milestone. we should build a statue
somewhere, of a blender
maybe on top of that pointy american monument
so that future generations never forget horses fishing at the white
house
Cthmist all right, with that in mind, catch you next time!
warpus hey i was in the middle of giving a speech
but alright, peaace out!
o n e m o r e t i m e :
if there ever is another blender, it will most likely be held:
if not sooner!
saturday, november 8th - sunday, november 9th, 2025
2:00pm - 2:00pm est
blender on EFnet
please join us. - hennifer
warpus
cthulu